I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.
I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.
If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.
I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.
As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.
You have been warned.
You cycle, you die.