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#1

Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:33 AM

I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:36 AM

So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:37 AM

yeah don't be an annoying dick

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:39 AM

Hahahhahahhaha gotta do what you gotta do I'm not going to lie would be fun to f*ck someone up that on a bike at least once

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:39 AM

OP are you like 12 or something, stop being hella corny lmfao.... And chances are, I'm probably not even gonna meet you online

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:46 AM

So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

 

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:49 AM

hahahaha love this thread!


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:50 AM

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

:miranda:

Deal with it.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:36 AM

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

:miranda:

Deal with it.

You mean...blows you up, right?

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:50 AM Edited by FR_Player-One, 10 September 2013 - 02:23 AM.

 

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

:miranda:

Deal with it.

You mean...blows you up, right?

 

 

XD damn
 

I meant blow you the f*ck up :blink:


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:22 AM

I think this is satire guys.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:23 AM

And then the guy on the bike take his rocket launcher and blow the sh*t out of you.

:miranda:

Deal with it.

I have an idea, lets all get on bicycles and ride in the streets, I mean clog the streets with bicycles that might be kind of fun actully

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:24 AM

I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

My god, that was amazing.

 

I cannot stop laughing.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:31 AM

Don't forget you can shoot ur smg from a bike.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:32 AM

This post made me crap my pants laughing...


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:35 AM

OP am I safe if im on a motorcycle ?


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:37 AM

OP am I safe if im on a motorcycle ?

 

I too, want to know this. I am shivering in fear by the OP's threats.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:02 AM

and the forums get stupider every day.
well atleast there's a pretty big list of users here that people can add on their list of people to avoid.

Seriously? where you guy's born braindead or something?


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:26 AM

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This is going to feel amazing online.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:37 AM

I'm with you. please refer to my killing people with small dogs thread.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:25 PM

FYI motorcycles are perfectly fine.  Anybody with a motorcycle is welcome on my streets.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:43 PM

All the mountains are mine.

Hikers. Stay off my mountains.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 07:40 PM

Lol. "My streets." "My mountains." You sound like dogs marking your territory. Don't forget to piss on those lampposts! U
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:03 PM

So you plan to ruin the game for other players because they're on bikes and not really bothering you? Have fun when everyone reports you with the in game rating system.

 

If it's in Free Mode, then I doubt people would report someone for doing what's allowed: Killing other players.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:05 PM

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This is going to feel amazing online.

wtf???

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:11 PM

Catch me if you can, I'll be rolling down mountains at high speed on my push bike without a helmet, would be an awful shame if someone was to obstruct my way.

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:14 PM

you can try but you will fail but feel free to try but again you will fail but again try but your fail why i better then you 


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:15 PM

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This is going to feel amazing online.

ahaha

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 08:15 PM

What a great thread, best in a while.  :colgate:


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:46 PM Edited by Crazyeighties, 10 September 2013 - 09:47 PM.

I am dedicating my GTA Online existence to the ruthless eradication of Los Santos cyclists.

 

I pledge to keep these streets safe and free of annoying cyclists and their stupid antics.

 

If I see you on a bicycle, consider yourself dead and gone.

 

I will catch you in the teeth with the business end of a baseball bat. Your worthless body will careen off of your bicycle and onto the cold hard asphalt. The last thing you see will be both barrels of a sawed off aimed directly at your bloodied face.

 

As my operation grows, I will recruit disciples and form a crew so widespread and terrifying that only the most foolish player will dare sit his ass on a bicycle seat.

 

You have been warned.

 

You cycle, you die.

If there are katanas and I am on a bicycle and see you your player will be in half!





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