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Poll: Hot Coffe in GTA Online (246 member(s) have cast votes)

Hot Coffe in GTA Online?

  1. Yes, that would be cool (115 votes [46.75%])

    Percentage of vote: 46.75%

  2. No, virtual sex sucks (131 votes [53.25%])

    Percentage of vote: 53.25%

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#31

Posted 11 September 2013 - 08:40 PM

well atleast  I don't think you can share showers lol anything could happen lol


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#32

Posted 11 September 2013 - 08:45 PM

No that's just creepy

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#33

Posted 11 September 2013 - 08:56 PM

useless feature . i get chocha irl

 
I'm sure a lot of people do, it would be no more a useless feature than smoking weed in game, or getting hookers. Doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun.

Yes. Because Im sure it would be fun for a guy character who is a guy IRL to bang a female character who is a guy IRL.

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#34

Posted 11 September 2013 - 09:09 PM

 

 

useless feature . i get chocha irl

 
I'm sure a lot of people do, it would be no more a useless feature than smoking weed in game, or getting hookers. Doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun.

Yes. Because Im sure it would be fun for a guy character who is a guy IRL to bang a female character who is a guy IRL.

 

So you think its fun to bang female avatars to belong to men?


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#35

Posted 12 September 2013 - 12:25 AM

As long as you can dong dude on dude then thats fine.


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#36

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:08 PM

Most players are saying it sucks for no reason, and some are saying its because most males are playing as females and that would be gay, but dafaq do I care if the player is male or female it's one of the advantages of virtual sex, you don't see the player character only

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#37

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:11 PM

Best idea ever.


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#38

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:15 PM Edited by Dementious, 02 February 2014 - 07:16 PM.

Just add prostitution to the game, goodness knows I need more money on the side!


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#39

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:18 PM

Just have like 8 female characters over to your apartment and make a line into your bedroom. Playah. But no this is a little weird going into the sex stuff, prostitutes are strange enough for me

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#40

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:20 PM

The idea is f*cking golden, Hot Coffee DLC for $60 confirmed.

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#41

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:25 PM

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#42

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:27 PM

Wow some of you kids really are desperate.  I guess I see the logic,  In game/fantasy world, can kill, drive fast cars, rob, fly aircraft, drive a tank, All of those things you aren't able to do in real life so, since you can't get real sex, you feel it needs to be in game?


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#43

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:30 PM

Wow some of you kids really are desperate.  I guess I see the logic,  In game/fantasy world, can kill, drive fast cars, rob, fly aircraft, drive a tank, All of those things you aren't able to do in real life so, since you can't get real sex, you feel it needs to be in game?

 

Yes. Absolutely all of those things.


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#44

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:33 PM

No. 

 

If that happened, GTA Online would be considered nothing but an online dating service.


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#45

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:37 PM

It would be horrible. Bunch of 12 year old boys one handing their controllers over some other 12 year old boys playing as the female characters. LOL

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#46

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:39 PM

lol horny little kid has no gf

anyway you can get services from hookers in gta o just like in iv


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Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:42 PM

It would be horrible. Bunch of 12 year old boys one handing their controllers over some other 12 year old boys playing as the female characters. LOL

 

I can already hear the kids getting horny over pixel characters.


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#48

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:42 PM

Errr........

 

No, not for me thanks.


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#49

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:42 PM Edited by Malibu454, 02 February 2014 - 07:43 PM.

That would be just f*cking wierd..
In San Andreas the characters could kiss each other.
Now in Gtao they just pistol whip each other unintentionally. Ouch..;)wtf???

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#50

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:45 PM

In GTA IV you can have sex with hookers and you see the movements, why not make something like that for GTA Online like a male character(real player) can have sex with a female character(real player) in their apartment.

 

Like GTAdev2(male character) and GTAdev16(female character) can have sex

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#51

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:47 PM Edited by customkingpimp, 02 February 2014 - 07:47 PM.

This is just sad. The people who voted "yes" I honestly feel sorry for you. 


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#52

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:54 PM

why not we could then put down our guns and sword fight with our penis


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#53

Posted 02 February 2014 - 07:59 PM Edited by Zwenkwiel, 02 February 2014 - 08:02 PM.

it's not that I'm opposed to the idea on moral grounds or anything

I'm just not interested in it

 

IMO any activities outside of the core mechanics are useless and just dilute the whole experience

like all the second life BS or the minigames like tennis and golf.

 

just focus on vehicles and combat which are the core of this game and the reason I play

all the side stuff is maybe fun to check out once or twice but it doesn't add anything to substantial to the game

 

it would be kind of cool to do it for all the reactions it would get from the media

you can murder and steal all you want in videogames but as soon as sex is involved the conservative media nutjobs go crazy

 

strange state of affairs when we can expose our kids to all kinds of violence but the act of making love is such a taboo in games (remember mass effect?)

 

personally I wouldn't be interested in it though


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#54

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:02 PM

it's not that I'm opposed to the idea on moral grounds or anything

I'm just not interested in it

 

IMO any activities outside of the core mechanics are useless and just dilute the whole experience

like all the second life BS or the minigames like tennis and golf.

 

just focus on vehicles and combat which are the core of this game and the reason I play

all the side stuff is maybe fun to check out once or twice but it doesn't add anything to substantial to the game

 

it would be kind of cool to do it for all the reactions it would get from the media

you can murder and steal all you want in videogames but as soon as sex is involved the conservatist nutjobs go crazy

 

strange state of affairs when we can expose our kids to all kinds of violence but the act of making love is such a taboo in media

 

personally I wouldn't be interested in it though

you dont want to rub weiners with me..........why not its clean


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#55

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:06 PM

nekkidhillbilly, on 02 Feb 2014 - 9:02 PM, said:

 

Zwenkwiel, on 02 Feb 2014 - 8:59 PM, said:

it's not that I'm opposed to the idea on moral grounds or anything

I'm just not interested in it

 

IMO any activities outside of the core mechanics are useless and just dilute the whole experience

like all the second life BS or the minigames like tennis and golf.

 

just focus on vehicles and combat which are the core of this game and the reason I play

all the side stuff is maybe fun to check out once or twice but it doesn't add anything to substantial to the game

 

it would be kind of cool to do it for all the reactions it would get from the media

you can murder and steal all you want in videogames but as soon as sex is involved the conservatist nutjobs go crazy

 

strange state of affairs when we can expose our kids to all kinds of violence but the act of making love is such a taboo in media

 

personally I wouldn't be interested in it though

you dont want to rub weiners with me..........why not its clean

 

 

well a quick one than but tuck your balls

cuz we all know it's only gay if balls touch


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#56

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:06 PM

What... Haha, if I was my female, I'd just chop any dude's dick off if they tried getting with her. Lmao, ain't nobody got time for virtual sex.

This is a really weird topic.

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#57

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:07 PM

I don't know what to say.

 

I hope this is a troll thread, because if it isn't...


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#58

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:14 PM

 

nekkidhillbilly, on 02 Feb 2014 - 9:02 PM, said:

 

Zwenkwiel, on 02 Feb 2014 - 8:59 PM, said:

it's not that I'm opposed to the idea on moral grounds or anything

I'm just not interested in it

 

IMO any activities outside of the core mechanics are useless and just dilute the whole experience

like all the second life BS or the minigames like tennis and golf.

 

just focus on vehicles and combat which are the core of this game and the reason I play

all the side stuff is maybe fun to check out once or twice but it doesn't add anything to substantial to the game

 

it would be kind of cool to do it for all the reactions it would get from the media

you can murder and steal all you want in videogames but as soon as sex is involved the conservatist nutjobs go crazy

 

strange state of affairs when we can expose our kids to all kinds of violence but the act of making love is such a taboo in media

 

personally I wouldn't be interested in it though

you dont want to rub weiners with me..........why not its clean

 

 

well a quick one than but tuck your balls

cuz we all know it's only gay if balls touch

 

i always tuck my balls keeps me on my toes.


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#59

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:18 PM

They need to add Bukkakes then.

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#60

Posted 02 February 2014 - 08:20 PM

Most players are saying it sucks for no reason, and some are saying its because most males are playing as females and that would be gay, but dafaq do I care if the player is male or female it's one of the advantages of virtual sex, you don't see the player character only

Was it really necessary for you to bump this topic? Though if you searched for "virtual sex" before posting a new topic then; good job, I guess.
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