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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:14 AM

Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature?
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:15 AM Edited by leeoggy, 08 September 2013 - 02:29 AM.

Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature?

 

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:15 AM

You don't get out much do you?
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:15 AM

Buy yourself a prostitute son, then comeback to this thread.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:16 AM

I won't be the kind of excited you mean...

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:26 AM

Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature?

Great post. No, really.

 

I now know I'm not the saddest person on the internet. YAY !!

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:31 AM

I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death.

 

That's one particular boundary I think R* should cross. I'd respect that.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:33 AM

I wonder what kind of food they have in strip clubs.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:36 AM

Twerk it!!

 

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:37 AM Edited by subsonicdust, 08 September 2013 - 02:37 AM.

I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death.

 

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:38 AM

"making it rain" > bowling with Roman

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:38 AM

This is the most depressing thread I've ever read.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:39 AM

I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death.

 

That's one particular boundary I think R* should cross. I'd respect that.

You could do that if there is human shield feature in the game, take her, cuff her, put her in the trunk of a car, drive to mount chiliad, take machete :devil:


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:40 AM

I only wish they'd take it further. Like allowing you to drag them into an alley and rape them to death.

 

That's one particular boundary I think R* should cross. I'd respect that.

 

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:42 AM

Buy a prostitute in rl, son. Or you know get a gf? Reality > pixels..

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:43 AM

Strip Clubs in GTA V will save my internet bill..

If you know what i mean. ;) 


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:49 AM

op is a phaggot


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:54 AM

op is a phaggot

 

but you're worse


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 02:57 AM

Im so glad strip clubs are back in gta it gives you the ability to have some female interaction (something I struggle with in the real world but thats another topic) and you can even touch them up a few times before getting kicked out. Anyone else excited about this feature?

still a better love story than twilight

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 03:02 AM Edited by 3mir, 08 September 2013 - 03:05 AM.

This song in strip club for f*ck* sake      :lol:

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=02_Lhj1gxO8


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:34 AM

Lol maybe you should go on a dating website my friend, Black people meet. com or Eharmony.com, they're made to help people like you who suffer from loneliness


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:36 AM

We've all spent unhealthy amounts of time talking about a game that was announced 2 years ago, the guy who's simply remarking on said game's content isn't the weird one.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:37 AM

I'm genuinely happy for the OP. He will actually lose his virginity in the virtual strip club. :cry:

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:41 AM

This is the most depressing thread I've ever read.

 

Agreed...


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:04 AM

you can touch them as many times as you want but if you get caught touching the strippers 3 times then you will get kicked out. Buy you some punani son!

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:12 AM

A few things...

First, if you think a video game strip club counts as female interaction then there are larger issues at stake here. 
Second, The internet is literally full of porn. You can't throw a dead cat from the back of a flatbed without hitting porn. If you want skin, you GOT skin- well pixilated skin anyway. 
Third, all this rape joking is... I don't know. I use to think rape was funny like, you know.. ha ha ha rape. But have you actually ever been raped? It's not very fun. It's like really not fun. Especially if what rapes you is some sort of dog creature. 

You..... tonight.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:17 AM

 

op is a phaggot

 

but you're worse

 

 

and you're a loser


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:18 AM Edited by madmodmakergtaiv, 08 September 2013 - 05:20 AM.

Touching girls in real life will make you broke any way you look at it. Either you have to give them money and things or you will get slapped and thrown in jail. That's why it will be fun in gta:o and it looks great with the 3 touch limit. Will you be able grab some jiggely t&a? This is in the game so if you are hating on it or this topic you need to cancel your preorder then shoot yourself in the head.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:23 AM Edited by JJD, 08 September 2013 - 05:24 AM.

A few things...
First, if you think a video game strip club counts as female interaction then there are larger issues at stake here. 
Second, The internet is literally full of porn. You can't throw a dead cat from the back of a flatbed without hitting porn. If you want skin, you GOT skin- well pixilated skin anyway. 
Third, all this rape joking is... I don't know. I use to think rape was funny like, you know.. ha ha ha rape. But have you actually ever been raped? It's not very fun. It's like really not fun. Especially if what rapes you is some sort of dog creature. 
You..... tonight.

sounds like you have been raped and I dont feel sorry for you

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:26 AM

A few things...

First, if you think a video game strip club counts as female interaction then there are larger issues at stake here. 
Second, The internet is literally full of porn. You can't throw a dead cat from the back of a flatbed without hitting porn. If you want skin, you GOT skin- well pixilated skin anyway. 
Third, all this rape joking is... I don't know. I use to think rape was funny like, you know.. ha ha ha rape. But have you actually ever been raped? It's not very fun. It's like really not fun. Especially if what rapes you is some sort of dog creature. 

You..... tonight.

I've made a fun mod with groping and people say they didn't know they wanted it in game until they had it

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