Ok firstly, what is the star rating on everyone's profile and why do I have 5 stars? Am I special? Are the FIB going to come take me out now? Does it mean that I'm on the verge of getting BUSTED? If one of the mods could create a topic explaining all of the new features and such, that would be great.
Secondly, how do I update my status? I remember that just yesterday the 'update status' button was all up in my face and now I can't find it anywhere. Anyone?