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MrSpooge
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#1

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:39 AM Edited by MrSpooge, 07 September 2013 - 09:40 AM.

September 17th Can't Come Soon Enough, soon as day breaks you can all get f*cked

 

Nah, because I'm better then that, Midnight Launch comes in wear my Silk Hat

Eleven f*cking Thirty Nerds we Pick At

Five minutes on I pull my Baseball Bat

Dropping 20 Bitches because I can't be f*cked waiting time for combat

 

Yeah, f*ck the Welcome Mat I'm barging right in because I ain't gonna wait

I'd rather kill the bitches sealing there fate, get to the counter with my discount rate

That's the bat and it's now getting late

I'll drop the damn c*nt and all his body weight

500 Pounds and a Bad Prostate

If he stands up I'll get the Gold Plate

The one on my finger it's a ring now his fate

Hit one time time he has enough

Hit him once more then some more till I run out of Puff.

 

Get the damn game and I'll stroll right home

Bout to plug it in but the cops on the phone

Trying to roll me out kick me from my throne

f*ck these Pigs I won't be over throne

 

Gunna

 

 

Grab my guns and my RPG

Gunna to click the trigger in my damn APC

Blow the Pork up till I can't f*cking see

Smokes all around now it's all f*cking me

3 Stars in and I ain't getting rest

Put down the gun put the metal to the test

 

Yeah, flying down the 69 winds so harsh it'll turn you f*cking blind

That'll f*cking happen in my Al "FK"N" Pine

sh*ts got noz it's a boss f*ck the 5-0 bout to cut across

Hitting the freeway now the fuzz at a lose

Blowing in the smoke while I'm taking a toke..

 

Sorry.


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#2

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:40 AM

i dont know what i just read :/


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#3

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:41 AM

That was horrible.


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#4

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:42 AM Edited by Kihz, 07 September 2013 - 09:42 AM.

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#5

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:42 AM

Gay

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#6

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:45 AM

Gave up on line 2.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:45 AM

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:46 AM

Children....Ugh


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:46 AM

104459.gif  That's the exact reaction I am looking for from everyone, seems like my job is complete here.

 

 

 

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:46 AM

Guns dont kill people. sh*te Rappers do

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:48 AM

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#12

Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:51 AM Edited by shrekdj, 07 September 2013 - 09:54 AM.

i dont know what i just read :/

 

OP is actually sharing a poetry about the long wait.

Unfortunately he is a drop-out

 

and to all you members please post small pics or scale the gifs, they slow down the page loading  :facedesk:


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 09:52 AM

104459.gif  That's the exact reaction I am looking for from everyone, seems like my job is complete here.


Freak.

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 10:58 AM Edited by littleBIGman, 07 September 2013 - 10:59 AM.

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Where do these retards come from??

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#15

Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:02 AM

Good job Spooge, making yourself look ridiculous.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:23 AM

f*cking poetic, man.  I'm sure you'll get a B+


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:36 AM

my god...

this forum -.-


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:38 AM

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:41 AM

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#20

Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:42 AM

yo that sh*t was tite sun. yo lets collab sumtime money holla at ya boy

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:43 AM

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 12:03 PM

-Facepalm-


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 12:05 PM

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 12:14 PM


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 04:21 PM

yo that sh*t was tite sun. yo lets collab sumtime money holla at ya boy

 

You got to be kidding me? That entire row of sh*tty rap was meant to be for laughs, but apparently people think when your actually trying your a wannabe rapper and a no life, but I've got a good job at a gym so I don't see how I should be treated like sh*t when none of this was meant to be a sh*tty laugh. 


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#26

Posted 07 September 2013 - 04:23 PM

 

yo that sh*t was tite sun. yo lets collab sumtime money holla at ya boy

 

You got to be kidding me? That entire row of sh*tty rap was meant to be for laughs, but apparently people think when your actually trying your a wannabe rapper and a no life, but I've got a good job at a gym so I don't see how I should be treated like sh*t when none of this was meant to be serious but for a sh*tty laugh. f*ck maybe I'd gotten a bit more respect if I'd just posted a god damn Rick Roll video but you know. What you going to do. 

 


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 04:27 PM Edited by RisingLegend, 07 September 2013 - 04:29 PM.

September 17th Can't Come Soon Enough, soon as day breaks you can all get f*cked

 

Nah, because I'm better then that, Midnight Launch comes in wear my Silk Hat

Eleven f*cking Thirty Nerds we Pick At

Five minutes on I pull my Baseball Bat

Dropping 20 Bitches because I can't be f*cked waiting time for combat

 

Yeah, f*ck the Welcome Mat I'm barging right in because I ain't gonna wait

I'd rather kill the bitches sealing there fate, get to the counter with my discount rate

That's the bat and it's now getting late

I'll drop the damn c*nt and all his body weight

500 Pounds and a Bad Prostate

If he stands up I'll get the Gold Plate

The one on my finger it's a ring now his fate

Hit one time time he has enough

Hit him once more then some more till I run out of Puff.

 

Get the damn game and I'll stroll right home

Bout to plug it in but the cops on the phone

Trying to roll me out kick me from my throne

f*ck these Pigs I won't be over throne

 

Gunna

 

 

Grab my guns and my RPG

Gunna to click the trigger in my damn APC

Blow the Pork up till I can't f*cking see

Smokes all around now it's all f*cking me

3 Stars in and I ain't getting rest

Put down the gun put the metal to the test

 

Yeah, flying down the 69 winds so harsh it'll turn you f*cking blind

That'll f*cking happen in my Al "FK"N" Pine

sh*ts got noz it's a boss f*ck the 5-0 bout to cut across

Hitting the freeway now the fuzz at a lose

Blowing in the smoke while I'm taking a toke..

 

Sorry.

 

YO YO YO BRO

I think you need your head checked.

While ya momma gets her bed wrecked.

From hot sex with a cracka out the projects.

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 04:33 PM Edited by INEEDVNOW, 07 September 2013 - 04:33 PM.

This is so wrong.

Just like people putting 'rap' text underneath instrumental music video's on YouTube :' )

 

:v:


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 05:07 PM Edited by Flashify, 07 September 2013 - 05:08 PM.

Ok guys, don't get mad,

Either that was a joke or he really is bad.

 

I remember my first rap,

I have to admit it was f*cking crap.

 

So leave him alone now cummon sink the thread,

I'M NOT f*ckING ANYMORE, YOU'LL ALL BE DEAD.


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#30

Posted 07 September 2013 - 05:13 PM

September 17th Can't Come Soon Enough, soon as day breaks you can all get f*cked

 

Nah, because I'm better then that, Midnight Launch comes in wear my Silk Hat

Eleven f*cking Thirty Nerds we Pick At

Five minutes on I pull my Baseball Bat

Dropping 20 Bitches because I can't be f*cked waiting time for combat

 

Yeah, f*ck the Welcome Mat I'm barging right in because I ain't gonna wait

I'd rather kill the bitches sealing there fate, get to the counter with my discount rate

That's the bat and it's now getting late

I'll drop the damn c*nt and all his body weight

500 Pounds and a Bad Prostate

If he stands up I'll get the Gold Plate

The one on my finger it's a ring now his fate

Hit one time time he has enough

Hit him once more then some more till I run out of Puff.

 

Get the damn game and I'll stroll right home

Bout to plug it in but the cops on the phone

Trying to roll me out kick me from my throne

f*ck these Pigs I won't be over throne

 

Gunna

 

 

Grab my guns and my RPG

Gunna to click the trigger in my damn APC

Blow the Pork up till I can't f*cking see

Smokes all around now it's all f*cking me

3 Stars in and I ain't getting rest

Put down the gun put the metal to the test

 

Yeah, flying down the 69 winds so harsh it'll turn you f*cking blind

That'll f*cking happen in my Al "FK"N" Pine

sh*ts got noz it's a boss f*ck the 5-0 bout to cut across

Hitting the freeway now the fuzz at a lose

Blowing in the smoke while I'm taking a toke..

 

Sorry.

LMFAO I didn't realize I was reading a rap song...I don't like rap.





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