Anyway, I thought this was a funny read to hold people over for the wait. I know that my Fiancee is DREADING me getting this game. In an attempt to make this thread less useless and more fun; how do you expect to manage your relationship with your significant other while managing your relationship with Michael, Trevor, and Franklin?
Here is a breakdown of the list without descriptions:
10. "When I fell in love you were yourself, now you're turning into your mom"
9. "You're a FREAK! Go see a doctor."
8."I'm making love to your ex room-mate. Talk to you later"
7."I'm dumping you because you make the worlds worst salad."
6."Who was that guy on the phone? THAT's IT!"
5."I'm hurt that you don't like Grindhouse. It's over."
4."You were supposed to call me earlier this week! It's over!"
3.I'm on the path of discovering my true purpose and am leaving the material world behind forever.
2."You don't treat our dog well, how can you treat me?"
1."I'm dumping you for GTA V!"
So yeah it was a kind of lame list, what is a better one you can come up with? Here's mine:
10. You like none of my hobbies, sincerely video games are more entertaining than you are.
9. You're kind of a whore, one that I can't rob after giving you money.
8. You never let me go on killing sprees, why don't you just pull a Dumbledor and DIE!
7. I find your taste in pornography weak, we should see other people.
6. You bitch too much when I run over pedestrians, you're just mad because your only worth 10 pts.
5. Let's just say our relationship is like team deathmatch, sad part is you're on the other team
4. I'd totally switch to your character if you were in the game, as long as I can mute the ingame voice volume
3. I wish I was that yoga instructor... o.o
2. No amount of polygons can fix the fact that I have see your face a billion frames per second
1.Seriously bitch I'm going to the midnight release of GTA V, you will have another baby eventually... You're kinda a whore like that.
Haha, so that is my list; think of something funnier write it down.