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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:01 AM

1.Tell your parents that rodents, or bugs got into all the food in your pantry and you need a few bucks to get some more groceries.

2.Tell them you need a new flash drive to save some files for your school work, and the one you need is pretty pricey. (I have no idea how much decent flash drives cost)

3.Tell your mom you need money to pay your phone bill. (No phone, your mom can't talk to you for a month or two. Mom's freak out at that stuff)

4.Tell your parents you really want GTA V and that it can count as your Xmas present, you just don't want to wait another three months.

5.Go to a public recenter and steal someone's wallet out of their locker. They don't have cameras in bathrooms, and after the guy leaves no one will know that you're in someone else's locker. Could be yours for all they know/care.

6.Steal somone's dog and after they put up a reward sign, return it to them. Then collect your money.

7.Steal a tip jar at a Mom&Pop resturaunt or coffee shop. (they usually don't have cameras and LA is way too busy with murders and assault to worry about a few bucks)

8.Collect a bunch of free TV's on Craigslist, and re-sell them for cheap, or strip out the copper wiring and sell it as scrap to a junk yard or computer store.

9.Go to a party, steal all the bottles of alcohol and sell them to High School kids who aren't old enough to buy it themselves. You can raise the price a sh*t ton if you do this. (They've never been into liquer stores so they don't know how much it costs)

10.Or collect all the empty beer cans from everyone you can on your college campus and sell them to a recycling center for like five cents per can or something.

Hopefully one of these helps out man. Good luck, and happy gaming my friend.


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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:02 AM

QUOTE (Riding shotgun @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 04:55)
I am jobless too. I have considered begging, selling my personal possesions. A bunch of stuff. Listen to this, a local pawn shop offered me 15 bucks for my PSP. Lol, it is limited edition color worth at least 50 bucks at a pawn shop and 100 off someone on the street.

I will be going for 100% on either III, VC or SA if come launch day I don't have the $ to buy V.

Sounds like the perfect plan b biggrin.gif lol

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:11 AM

QUOTE (BOILER. @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 05:02)
QUOTE (Riding shotgun @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 04:55)
I am jobless too. I have considered begging, selling my personal possesions. A bunch of stuff. Listen to this, a local pawn shop offered me 15 bucks for my PSP. Lol, it is limited edition color worth at least 50 bucks at a pawn shop and 100 off someone on the street.

I will be going for 100% on either III, VC or SA if come launch day I don't have the $ to buy V.

Sounds like the perfect plan b biggrin.gif lol

Pretty much have to make do with what you can eh? cool.gif

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:11 AM

If your in college just sell some drugs. If you don't already know somebody who could spot you or lend you money, then put up something you have. You can buy an ounce of dope at 160 and dime it out at a party for a profit of 80. Or you could buy 50 e-bombs at a buck or 2 each and sell them for 5 for a profit of 150-200. If you wana do it relatively safe, you can get 8 packs of cherry flavor xtra strength Sucrets and extract the dxm, then put it into empty vitamin capsules and sell the pills from each pair of packs for 30, making a profit of roughly 60.

Honestly, the world is your oyster.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:18 AM

hahah tough luck sucka

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:18 AM

QUOTE (Riding shotgun @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 05:11)
QUOTE (BOILER. @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 05:02)
QUOTE (Riding shotgun @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 04:55)
I am jobless too. I have considered begging, selling my personal possesions. A bunch of stuff. Listen to this, a local pawn shop offered me 15 bucks for my PSP. Lol, it is limited edition color worth at least 50 bucks at a pawn shop and 100 off someone on the street.

I will be going for 100% on either III, VC or SA if come launch day I don't have the $ to buy V.

Sounds like the perfect plan b biggrin.gif lol

Pretty much have to make do with what you can eh? cool.gif

Go with VC, it has the best atmosphere IMO

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:26 AM

I was in a similar situation.
It was either GTA 5 or BF4
But I sold my Kinect and have cash for both now colgate.gif

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:26 AM

Save $4 every day til the 15th.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:29 AM

Try mechanical turks https://www.mturk.com/mturk/ It's an Amazon company, so it's legit. I've made enough money on there to buy games in the past.

If you're good at typing you could make enough money doing one hit on there to pay for V.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:46 AM

QUOTE (Spawngasm @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 05:29)
Try mechanical turks https://www.mturk.com/mturk/ It's an Amazon company, so it's legit. I've made enough money on there to buy games in the past.

If you're good at typing you could make enough money doing one hit on there to pay for V.


Do you have to be an american ?
What are the eligibility criteria ?

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:56 AM

QUOTE (Afly94 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 03:00)
sad.gif hi guys im just gonna be sad that I wont be able to buy GTA V at launch cuz im stuck here being jobless, any tips on how I could find a job? or make that money??Anyone else here with the same problem

I'm 18 full time College Student and I live in Los Angeles, California btw

You could ask very nicely and see what people here on the forums to dotate a dollar

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 06:41 AM

QUOTE (Deathbf4Dishonor @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 00:46)
QUOTE (Spawngasm @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 05:29)
Try mechanical turks https://www.mturk.com/mturk/  It's an Amazon company, so it's legit.  I've made enough money on there to buy games in the past.

If you're good at typing you could make enough money doing one hit on there to pay for V.


Do you have to be an american ?
What are the eligibility criteria ?

This might help, I really have no idea. https://www.mturk.co...conditionsofuse

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 06:48 AM

Get your fat pig wife to suck a dick a day for $5 a dick and you'll have the money in no time.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:28 PM

QUOTE (JohnMcClane2078 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 06:48)
Get your fat pig wife to suck a dick a day for $5 a dick and you'll have the money in no time.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:47 PM

Do an elaborate heist on a delivery truck bringing the game to whatever store you frequent. It would do GTAV justice.
Or you can hustle some kids.
Or you can do odd jobs.
Or if you're particularly desperate, there's always m4m on Craigslist.

Jobless drug addicts somehow find a way.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:47 PM

Go beg for change on the streets of Los Angeles. Thats basically what you're doing here and it's not working.

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#107

Posted 02 September 2013 - 02:58 PM

Message me with your PayPal email, and I'll give you 60$.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:00 PM

QUOTE (JohnMcClane2078 @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 01:48)
Get your fat pig wife to suck a dick a day for $5 a dick and you'll have the money in no time.

lol.gif icon14.gif This will totally work dude, listen to this guy!

But really why didn't you save your money beforehand?

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:00 PM

Ask peoples for empty bottles and sell them.... confused.gif

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:06 PM

I know how it feels to be jobless, but I preordered GTA 5 back in June when my family gave me birthday money sooo... dozingoff.gif

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:07 PM Edited by quey, 02 September 2013 - 03:13 PM.

I'm a bit younger than you and I've got a job and you went to college I don't even go to high school and I've already got nearly 3 grand saved. Stop being so lazy.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:11 PM

Do what I did.

Get on the corner. Cry about it. Get paid.

I mean.

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:12 PM

So you're an 18 year old student that can't bring together 60 bucks? lol

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:19 PM

Sell your console, then buy GTA V and cry about it, that you dont have the console to play on confused.gif

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:20 PM

im not sure how do you pay for your books, they arent cheap for sure
what would i do? i would donate all my fluids yep

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:22 PM

Seeing as your money-begging plan didn't work OP, can you please message a mod and tell them to lock this disgraceful, utterly embarrassing thread?

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:23 PM

QUOTE (Afly94 @ Sunday, Sep 1 2013, 22:00)
sad.gif hi guys im just gonna be sad that I wont be able to buy GTA V at launch cuz im stuck here being jobless, any tips on how I could find a job? or make that money??Anyone else here with the same problem

I'm 18 full time College Student and I live in Los Angeles, California btw

Bitch please.

Case #1.

You are a good guy but struggle financially in this expensive land that is LA. If you don't have enough money to buy GTA V, just don't buy it! Buy yourself food and other things that are essential to life, not GTA V! Because if you ain't got cash for this game, you ain't got cash for anything else and this is a real problem that you should try to resolve. Go to McDonald's or any other crappy employer to at least make enough money to survive... Then, when you are in a good financial situation, go buy it! It could even be less than 60$ by the time you manage to save enough money for it.


Case #2.

You are a f*cked up little brat living at his momma's house with 20 other mexican aliens and don't give a sh*t about anyone or anything but GTA V because you got a crappy life. You don't need money, yo' momma pays everything for you, so you don't f*cking care.

Suddently you go and ask her for your sh*tty 60$ in Spanish, but she mistakes dollars for pesos so you end up having only 2 US$ to buy your dream game.... FUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK (direct translation of MIIERRRDAAAA), you said. And then you come on thse boards and moan about your situation while I scream to your illegal mexican asshole :

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#118

Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:24 PM

Looks like you'll be watching YouTube with your controller in ya hands.. If its as immersive as they're making it out to be, you should be sweet suicidal.gif

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#119

Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:25 PM

maybe test out some drugs or medical research or indirecly have some kiddies haha

but in fairness trade your games see what you get..

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE (AtomicPunk @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 03:04)
QUOTE (Afly94 @ Sunday, Sep 1 2013, 23:00)
sad.gif hi guys im just gonna be sad that I wont be able to buy GTA V at launch cuz im stuck here being jobless, any tips on how I could find a job? or make that money??Anyone else here with the same problem

I'm 18 full time College Student and I live in Los Angeles, California btw

Go down to San Fran and offer handjobs for 15 bucks. You'll get your gta V son. I don't have the money for a new lamborghinni. cryani.gif What should I do?? Can anyone help?

Up* to San Fran

And what's with all these weird topics lately? There's been a massive influx of new troll members too lol.gif

This aint a jobcentre forum!




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