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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:03 AM

All prostitutes and escorts in a country would work for the government and become "civil servants"

Any person who wanted sex would be able to make an appointment for a session of sexual activity with a person of their choosing

You would make appointment through the national health service and all sessions would be free and unlimited (with a fair use policy of only being allowed on one waiting list at a time)

The service would be unavailable to those who are unemployed, thus giving an extra incentive for people to find work and helping to solve the problem of high unemployment

Homeless people would be given a free bath and a warm meal before their session

The funds for providing free prostitution service would come from the increased tax revenues of new members of the workforce

There would also be major cutbacks on military spending with offers of free gang bangs for soldiers who wish to leave the armed forces
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:15 AM

No. There are countries where it is legal, however it is taxed and regulated. If the politicians aren't getting any money out of it, then they don't want to know.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:21 AM

I already get it for free. You just gotta cut the bitches then run like hell before their pimps catch you.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:23 AM

Yes, I'm all for it! Although if it were to happen it would probably be government regulated, which I am also fine with. There should be rules about STD's too. They are a pretty big concern for obvious reasons. icon14.gif

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 06:30 AM

For real though, it really should be legalised with proper legal brothels and stuff. Makes it safer for everyone involved, especially the sex workers. Then when Johhny McStabbin's comes along, Sally McGobbler is in a safe hygienic environment, and doesn't end up in a bin liner in a shallow grave.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:07 AM

She wants it, he wants it, She gets paid, and he gets laid.....Everyone gets what they want

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:12 AM

1. It's legal

2. Do you really think people would be happy with their taxes going towards prostitution? Hm?

3. No, you're not getting any free blowjobs. Shhh.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:28 AM

QUOTE (RedDaggerXL @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 09:12)
1. It's legal

2. Do you really think people would be happy with their taxes going towards prostitution? Hm?

3. No, you're not getting any free blowjobs. Shhh.

It wouldn't have to be peoples taxes for prostitution, just have some hoes go on street corners with seductive clothing and men will pay them

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:31 AM

QUOTE (Quartercan American @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 09:28)
QUOTE (RedDaggerXL @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 09:12)
1. It's legal

2. Do you really think people would be happy with their taxes going towards prostitution? Hm?

3. No, you're not getting any free blowjobs. Shhh.

It wouldn't have to be peoples taxes for prostitution, just have some hoes go on street corners with seductive clothing and men will pay them

...that isn't what OP wanted.

He wants free blowjobs.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:31 AM

Selling and buying sex is already legal in most European countries. Pimping and brothels are illegal as well as selling sex in a public place.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:42 AM

Uhh, I really don't know. I'm not a religious person in the slightest, but that still sounds like a bad idea.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:53 AM

QUOTE (RedDaggerXL @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 09:31)
QUOTE (Quartercan American @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 09:28)
QUOTE (RedDaggerXL @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 09:12)
1. It's legal

2. Do you really think people would be happy with their taxes going towards prostitution? Hm?

3. No, you're not getting any free blowjobs. Shhh.

It wouldn't have to be peoples taxes for prostitution, just have some hoes go on street corners with seductive clothing and men will pay them

...that isn't what OP wanted.

He wants free blowjobs.

If he wants a free blowjob he can do it himself and When he's close he can just back off and get that towel

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 02:56 PM

Wouldn't you say that paying on a date and getting laid after, qualifies as "paying for sex"?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 03:02 PM

It's legal here.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 03:04 PM

It's the world's oldest profession and yes it should be legal, as long as it's regulated and taxed that is. Somebody other than the John should be able to benefit from a whore's work.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 03:09 PM

My exact thoughts:


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (lucid121 @ Saturday, Aug 31 2013, 14:56)
Wouldn't you say that paying on a date and getting laid after, qualifies as "paying for sex"?

Ah, it would be you saying that, wouldn't it.

No, not it's not. It only is if she has sex with you specifically because you paid her for it, and I can see where you're going with this - no, women aren't whores for having sex after a date.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 03:14 PM

Prostitution is legal here in the UK, but brothels aren't. Bit retarded in my opinion.

Beat me to it, EQUIN0X.




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