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#91

Posted 09 October 2013 - 03:06 PM

I usually fap everyday for a few days then go without for a few days and then the cycle will repeat itself.  No idea why it works like that, just seems to be the way it is.  I can't say I've ever noticed any change in confidence or health either way.

I'm not interested enough to see if it works.  When a man needs to fap a man needs to fap.  Don't mess with it.


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#92

Posted 13 October 2013 - 06:56 PM

I have the same habit as above. It usually makes me feel lame and disgusting. That's why I've made a "once in 3 or 4 days" rule. Should make me do it when I'm actually horny, not fake horny.

 

So orbital, care to inform us about the situation?


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#93

Posted 13 October 2013 - 07:57 PM

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.


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Posted 13 October 2013 - 08:24 PM

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting :breadfish:


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#95

Posted 13 October 2013 - 08:47 PM

 

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting :breadfish:

 

It's an awful feeling. Especially when you're feeling all good when you're doing it, and once you finish, you end up feeling like sh*t.


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Posted 13 October 2013 - 08:54 PM

 

 

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting :breadfish:

 

It's an awful feeling. Especially when you're feeling all good when you're doing it, and once you finish, you end up feeling like sh*t.

 

It has gotten to the point where even as I'm doing it I think "why would I do this"

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#97

Posted 13 October 2013 - 08:58 PM

 

 

 

I seriously have to stop fapping. I mean, legit. Everytime I wake up in the morning, I start going at it, and once I'm done, I just lay in bed for at least ten minutes. Waste of f*cking time and it's even worse on school mornings, where I have to wake up early and get ready to catch the bus.

I've lost so many buses to the cruel mistress that is masturbation. Every day I say "Not today!", but yet somehow I end up doing it anyway. I feel disgusting :breadfish:

 

It's an awful feeling. Especially when you're feeling all good when you're doing it, and once you finish, you end up feeling like sh*t.

 

It has gotten to the point where even as I'm doing it I think "why would I do this"

 

That's happened to me oodles of times. You feel so disgraceful and ashamed of yourself after doing it, you just want to ball up and cry.

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#98

Posted 13 October 2013 - 11:32 PM

QUOTE (Otter @ Monday, Sep 2 2013, 19:18) I'm just gonna leave this here.

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Made my day.


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#99

Posted 14 October 2013 - 07:34 AM

For every site you find that says you shouldn't, you can find one that says you should once a day..

Too much conflicting information for me, but f*ck it, count me in I guess.


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#100

Posted 14 October 2013 - 01:42 PM

I honestly don't care if you people touch yourselves.

 

 

 

 

But Jesus does...


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#101

Posted 14 October 2013 - 03:23 PM

Even gay people are saying this is the gayest sh*t they have ever seen.


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#102

Posted 14 October 2013 - 04:32 PM

Lol I made it 3 weeks. It killed my libido. Like I had none whatsoever. Weird as f*ck. When I did do it, semen was yellow and chunky. YELLOW and CHUNKY!!!


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#103

Posted 14 October 2013 - 05:04 PM

I haven't masturbated since high school because I got so bored of porn and other sh*t. I think it was about 3, maybe 4 years ago since I've done it. I'd imagine it'd feel great if I did it now because I had such an extended abstinence period.


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 09:32 PM

So parents should introduce their kids to porn at an early age?


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 04:53 AM

I don't get this at all.  Most times I've just stopped have coincided with times I've been depressed and apathetic in general, and it never helped there at all.  It has no large bearing on how I feel one way or the other, so I see little point in deliberately not masturbating.


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Posted 17 October 2013 - 06:50 AM

thisr tiedeads its so gooddf it sfd ofgpog to maake so poekeopel feeles sos poskpmuhc besttesdr...

sh*t, sorry, my fingers kept slipping. I forgot to clean up.

 

In all seriousness, I've heard masturbation actually helps prevent prostate cancer so... Yeah, enjoy that abstinence there, Billy.


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#107

Posted 03 July 2015 - 05:04 PM

I regret not having come across NoFap earlier... Like, at least 2 or 3 years earlier.

 

I see I even posted in this thread in 2013 and, well, nothing's changed. Still struggling with this. So I decided to give NoFap a try.

 

What most people in this thread seemed to think is that this "movement" is against masturbating, when it's really not. It's against porn, because porn has basically become an addiction for so many people. I can relate literally to at least 90% of things people in these NoFap videos and NoFap forums say and describe.

 

Fu*k, guys, wish me luck.


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Posted 03 July 2015 - 05:12 PM

Yeah, good luck.

 

*fap fap*


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#109

Posted 03 July 2015 - 05:38 PM

I remember one time I fapped three times in a row. Holy sh*t it sucked, I was. sweating like crazy and the payoff wasn't even great.
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Posted 03 July 2015 - 05:48 PM

17 years of NoFap and still going strong

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#111

Posted 03 July 2015 - 06:45 PM

The sh*t I find on this forum never ceases to amaze me. 

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#112

Posted 03 July 2015 - 07:04 PM

Oh goody, this is back. Was it really that long ago? I can still remember it from the first time around.
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#113

Posted 03 July 2015 - 07:32 PM Edited by Jolly Swagman, 03 July 2015 - 07:53 PM.

I don't know why but for some reason this thread creeps me out more than one filled with detailed descriptions of jerking off would. It's like a discussion that's a cross between those weirdo dads that go to "Purity Balls" with their daughters except you're doing it to yourselves and an narcotics anonymous meeting where everyone's like a week into quiting but still addicted as f*ck and fiending for smack but instead of drugs its jerking off. What ever floats (or maybe in this case, sinks) your boat though

17 years of NoFap and still going strong

Seriously bro give it a go, it will mess you up not having a crack.
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Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:24 PM

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

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#115

Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:41 PM

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

you see then you gotta deal with all this nonsense n talkin n cleanin. Too much work :)
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Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:42 PM

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#117

Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:43 PM

Why would you fap if you can f*ck?

Not all countries legalize free sex, my child.

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#118

Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:44 PM

Why would you need to even challenge yourself not to do it? I mean, have you no self control? Or are all contributors to this topic teenagers?

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#119

Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:48 PM

Why would you need to even challenge yourself not to do it? I mean, have you no self control? Or are all contributors to this topic teenagers?

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#120

Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:55 PM

I remember one time I fapped three times in a row. Holy sh*t it sucked, I was. sweating like crazy and the payoff wasn't even great.

I can definitely relate to that. Once did it 2 times in a row and then 4 times more later that day.

 

It felt like my dick was falling off. Oh well, at least I didn't ejaculate too soon the 4th time.





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