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Negan
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:08 PM Edited by Negan, 28 August 2013 - 04:42 PM.

Hello, I started this thread because I would like to discuss and hear your opinions on my theory about story in the GTA 5 game.

My theory is that Michael has been moved to Los Santos after he witnessed something bad at North Yankton. Now you should better sit down, because what's coming next will definetly blow your mind up.

North Yankton is in fact at the North Pole. North Yankton is a small village at North Pole which consists of few houses, mansion and a huge toy factory. Most of the residents have job at the local toy factory, where they create toys for kids for Christmas. They all work for Michael...Michael de Santa Claus. Yes you are reading right. Michael de Santa Claus lives at the mansion, supervising workers in his factory.

One day, precisely 24th of December, Michael heads to the garage for his sled as usual. On his way there he founds out something that he will regret seeing for the rest of his life. He finds out his friend El Santo Trevor Clos from Mexico stealing his gifts and raping most of his reindeers who did not escape. El Trevor notices Michael and he calmly explains to him, that the factory is now his and Michael should better piss off, while sexually humiliating Rudolph.

Michael is scared and decides to give up and retire from what he was doing. He moves to Los Santos, where he buys new mansion for the money which parents paid for christmas gifts. He lives succesful life, but he has problems with his family. His wife is cheating on him with Babouschka and his son celebrates hanukkah instead of christmas. He cant stand it anymore so he decides to find El Santo Trevos Clos and deal with him.

He meets this Franklin Kwanzaa, who helps him find Trevor. They finally confront each other at Vinewood movie studio, where Michael co-produces a new Christmas movie, while Trevor is picked as the main star by producer. They get both very angry at each other, but Franklin arrives at lasts seconds with watermelons and realistic steaks and finally persuades them to stop fightning and make peace.

They both shake hands and drive off into the sunset, last scene shows all 3 of them having a BBQ party with realisitc steaks. " Three wise men" pops out and story ends.

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QUOTE (GTAIVman)
I was thinking the story ends as Michael de Santa Claus and El Trevor opening up a Realistic Steak Factory. Everyday Trevor goes to Blaine County hunting down cows for steak and they make Realistic Steak out of it. Then Franklin buys stocks in Michael de Santa Claus and El Trevor's company, they now have enough wealth to head back to the north pole (North Yankton) to fly the sleigh and deliver Realistic Steak to all the little children around the world for Christmas.


QUOTE (Jimmy Darmody)
lol. Stupid.


QUOTE (Voiceofthevoiceless)
Just wasted 5 minutes of my life  suicidal.gif


QUOTE (GTAIVman)
I think I know why Michael de Santa Claus moves to Los Santos. "I guess it was the weather, or the, you know that thing, that magic. Clearly referencing Realistic Steak. I heard in the cut scene audio that Michael de Santa Claus didn't like North Yankton because there was no Realistic Steak nor Realistic Grass there, only Realistic Toys.

Evidence:


North Yankton - snow, area at the north
Michael De Santa Claus - revelated name - source GTA wikipedia
Trevor - is crazy, likes to do weird things
Franklin - is black


What do you think? Lets discuss.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:16 PM

This is so true.Like,really,really true.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:17 PM

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:19 PM

Lol good story. You should write the next GTA

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:28 PM

THanks, but its just theory. I just found some evidence which probably revelates that Franklin is in fact Benjamin Franklin traveling through time with Marty McFly.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:32 PM

Mein Gott... It all makes sense now.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:33 PM

THE SPOILERS MAN, THE SPOILERS. Thanks a lot, now I gotta cancel my pre order since I already know the story. You must be working at Rockstar or something, prick.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:34 PM

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE (MrSteakson @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 15:33)
THE SPOILERS MAN, THE SPOILERS. Thanks a lot, now I gotta cancel my pre order since I already know the story. You must be working at Rockstar or something, prick.

Sorry sir, the only spoiler here might be Michael's name, but everything else is just theory.

I once went by Rockstar HQ with my dog and saw santa hat thorugh the window for split second. I dont work there sorry.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:37 PM

lol. Stupid.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:39 PM

I was thinking the story ends as Michael de Santa Claus and El Trevor opening up a Realistic Steak Factory. Everyday Trevor goes to Blaine County hunting down cows for steak and they make Realistic Steak out of it. Then Franklin buys stocks in Michael de Santa Claus and El Trevor's company, they now have enough wealth to head back to the north pole (North Yankton) to fly the sleigh and deliver Realistic Steak to all the little children around the world for Christmas.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:41 PM

QUOTE (Negan @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 15:37)
QUOTE (MrSteakson @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 15:33)
THE SPOILERS MAN, THE SPOILERS. Thanks a lot, now I gotta cancel my pre order since I already know the story. You must be working at Rockstar or something, prick.

Sorry sir, the only spoiler here might be Michael's name, but everything else is just theory.

I once went by Rockstar HQ with my dog and saw santa hat thorugh the window for split second. I dont work there sorry.

My brothers girlfriend has a cousin whose grandfather has a friends whose great-grandson heard from his former pet rat who now lives in the sewage in the R* HQ, that this is 100% accurate moto_whistle.gif

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:41 PM

OH
MY
GOD

You just blew my mind with the 'Michael De-Santa clause' thing
Seriously, made my day pal.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:41 PM

10/10. Nice theory.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:42 PM

now i know realistic steak is confirmed i shall be buying the the rockstar gold edition [SPOILER] that comes with a golden rockstar steak knife and rockstar silk napkin icon14.gif

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:49 PM

This is why the forum should have been closed to new members from August 1st.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:52 PM

This actually makes a lot of sense but you just f*cking ruined the story

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (vibe92 @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 15:49)
This is why the forum should have been closed to new members from August 1st.

Sir, I've been registered on these forums since 2007 I think. I didnt visit forums for like 1 year and forgot all the login details. So I created new account, dont judge people by their register date, this thread is serious disscusion in the ocean of leak info and pointless threads.
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:53 PM

QUOTE (vibe92 @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 15:49)
This is why the forum should have been closed to new members from August 1st.

join date means what exactly?
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:58 PM

Ill update the first post with other theories. Keep it up guys icon14.gif

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:01 PM

cool story pal

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:08 PM

Just wasted 5 minutes of my life suicidal.gif

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:36 PM

QUOTE (VoiceoftheVoiceless @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 16:08)
Just wasted 5 minutes of my life suicidal.gif

Thanks for your reply, I really appreciated it and I will include it in my main post. smile.gif
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 04:40 PM

I think I know why Michael de Santa Claus moves to Los Santos. "I guess it was the weather, or the, you know that thing, that magic. Clearly referencing Realistic Steak. I heard in the cut scene audio that Michael de Santa Claus didn't like North Yankton because there was no Realistic Steak nor Realistic Grass there, only Realistic Toys.
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:55 PM

QUOTE (GTAIVman @ Wednesday, Aug 28 2013, 12:40)
I think I know why Michael de Santa Claus moves to Los Santos. "I guess it was the weather, or the, you know that thing, that magic. Clearly referencing Realistic Steak. I heard in the cut scene audio that Michael de Santa Claus didn't like North Yankton because there was no Realistic Steak nor Realistic Grass there, only Realistic Toys.

Dude, if you actually listened further... Franklin told Michael about the secret stash of realistic steak which Lamar told him about, so they got everyone to meet up to create a heist for that special steak that is supposedly located in North Yankton.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 12:41 PM

Nice I think this is the most sensible thread made in last 3 weeks.




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