My theory is that Michael has been moved to Los Santos after he witnessed something bad at North Yankton. Now you should better sit down, because what's coming next will definetly blow your mind up.
North Yankton is in fact at the North Pole. North Yankton is a small village at North Pole which consists of few houses, mansion and a huge toy factory. Most of the residents have job at the local toy factory, where they create toys for kids for Christmas. They all work for Michael...Michael de Santa Claus. Yes you are reading right. Michael de Santa Claus lives at the mansion, supervising workers in his factory.
One day, precisely 24th of December, Michael heads to the garage for his sled as usual. On his way there he founds out something that he will regret seeing for the rest of his life. He finds out his friend El Santo Trevor Clos from Mexico stealing his gifts and raping most of his reindeers who did not escape. El Trevor notices Michael and he calmly explains to him, that the factory is now his and Michael should better piss off, while sexually humiliating Rudolph.
Michael is scared and decides to give up and retire from what he was doing. He moves to Los Santos, where he buys new mansion for the money which parents paid for christmas gifts. He lives succesful life, but he has problems with his family. His wife is cheating on him with Babouschka and his son celebrates hanukkah instead of christmas. He cant stand it anymore so he decides to find El Santo Trevos Clos and deal with him.
He meets this Franklin Kwanzaa, who helps him find Trevor. They finally confront each other at Vinewood movie studio, where Michael co-produces a new Christmas movie, while Trevor is picked as the main star by producer. They get both very angry at each other, but Franklin arrives at lasts seconds with watermelons and realistic steaks and finally persuades them to stop fightning and make peace.
They both shake hands and drive off into the sunset, last scene shows all 3 of them having a BBQ party with realisitc steaks. " Three wise men" pops out and story ends.
|I was thinking the story ends as Michael de Santa Claus and El Trevor opening up a Realistic Steak Factory. Everyday Trevor goes to Blaine County hunting down cows for steak and they make Realistic Steak out of it. Then Franklin buys stocks in Michael de Santa Claus and El Trevor's company, they now have enough wealth to head back to the north pole (North Yankton) to fly the sleigh and deliver Realistic Steak to all the little children around the world for Christmas.|
|QUOTE (Jimmy Darmody)|
| Just wasted 5 minutes of my life suicidal.gif|
|I think I know why Michael de Santa Claus moves to Los Santos. "I guess it was the weather, or the, you know that thing, that magic. Clearly referencing Realistic Steak. I heard in the cut scene audio that Michael de Santa Claus didn't like North Yankton because there was no Realistic Steak nor Realistic Grass there, only Realistic Toys.|
North Yankton - snow, area at the north
Michael De Santa Claus - revelated name - source GTA wikipedia
Trevor - is crazy, likes to do weird things
Franklin - is black
What do you think? Lets discuss.