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#61

Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:05 PM

Is this why people shoot up schools then

They sound like c*nts that need eggs and various items thrown at them

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:07 PM

That was a nice read, and I can imagine what happened there. I don't think that something similar ever happened to me, but some of the librarians in the middle school acted similarly.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:11 PM

For all of those that are lazy and don't want to Read.


Summary: He goes to the Library, Teachers blame him for playing GTA V on an Old Windows XP Desktop, Principle see's he is a gamer, He is free to go at the end without trouble.


Funny part: GTA V isn't even out yet, and teachers blamed him for playing it, f*cking LOL.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:13 PM

And they wonder why kids go crazy at school. If that ever were to happen to my kids, oh boy those librarians wouldve wished they were janitors by the time I'm doing ripping them a new one.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:17 PM

The last part got me

"cant run google earth without crashing"

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:17 PM Edited by AtomicPunk, 27 August 2013 - 10:19 PM.

When I was in school(80's), we could get paddled if we got out of line. Once I was in the office (for pranks on a bit*h teacher) and was sentenced to 5 hard paddles. The principle had to walk out of the office for something and my friend came in there to see what happened, and there was a big tray of donuts on the principles desk. My friend dumped them in his trench coat and hit me in the face with one, then ran out of the office. I had donut all over my face/hair. When the dickhead principle came back, with a big-a$$ paddle in his hand, he noticed the donuts missing from his desk immediately. He looked at me, saw that I had donut all over my face, and he beat the sh*t outta me with that paddle. I didn't flinch or say nothing because I wouldn't give him the satisfaction, but my a$$ was on fire for 3 days and I couldn't sit. He suspended me 5 days for the donuts. I just smiled and told him to have a nice day as I walked out of there like nothing ever happened.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:18 PM

If you are American then go back to your school with three granades and an assault rifle, destroy everything, kill everyone while screaming "DEAAAZZZ EAAAZ MAH JOOSTEECE" and when you are finished "THANK YAAAAA 'MURICAAAAAAAAAA" and then start crying as if you were proud.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (zuckmeslow @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:29)
QUOTE (ROCKSTAR MANIC @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:28)
hahaha!! biggrin.gif   " don't give me lip Boy" what are you,, in the south???

Savor these moments cause they will never come back. when you're older remember this and say how GTA V got you trouble trust me, I guarantee

you will laugh. biggrin.gif


Good one !!! here's a  cookie.gif

lol im in new york but "bertha" might be from the south

I'm from New York and a teacher wont dare raise their voice at me for no reason.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:22 PM

school is becoming more stupid every day never got yelled at for playing games, your lucky someone was there who had play the games....

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE (AtomicPunk @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 22:17)
When I was in school(80's), we could get paddled if we got out of line. Once I was in the office (for pranks on a bit*h teacher) and was sentenced to 5 hard paddles. The principle had to walk out of the office for something and my friend came in there to see what happened, and there was a big tray of donuts on the principles desk. My friend dumped them in his trench coat and hit me in the face with one, then ran out of the office. I had donut all over my face/hair. When the dickhead principle came back, with a big-a$$ paddle in his hand, he noticed the donuts missing from his desk immediately. He looked at me, saw that I had donut all over my face, and he beat the sh*t outta me with that paddle. I didn't flinch or say nothing because I wouldn't give him the satisfaction, but my a$$ was on fire for 3 days and I couldn't sit. He suspended me 5 days for the donuts. I just smiled and told him to have a nice day as I walked out of there like nothing ever happened.

damn you old

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:28 PM

I'm SO glad to be out of school for a couple of years now. Funny story, though. Must have been one dull moment with all those crazy women screaming at you. I'm telling you if women don't get enough attention at home they are going crazy...same goes for men. They are less cunning and back-stabbing...but more like "hey douche FACEKICK!" PAOW!

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:45 PM

Librarians are the worst. This one lady librarian at my school treats me like Sh*t for absolutely no reason, that's why I avoid the library like the plague. Once my login to get on the school computer locked me out for some reason, so I went to ask her to reset it it (cause that's her job), then she flipped out and told me I was wasting her time (while she was sitting there scrolling through Facebook dozingoff.gif ). I swear I wanted to cuss her out. She was complaining about doing her job. I'm forced to sit in a desk for hours upon hours mindlessly wasting my time in what is known as America's "education" system, but you don't see me complaining lady ...some people mad.gif

That's not the only incident. I've had more problems with this same lady numerous times, but if I typed them out i'd be here for hours.

...rant over.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:58 PM

big trouble? is it a religious school or some sh*t? lol.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:00 PM

God I f*cking hate people like that who think they rule the school.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:04 PM

QUOTE (INEEDVNOW @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:24)
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edit: damn not quick enough haha

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

QUOTE (handoverfist @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 18:24)
QUOTE (AtomicPunk @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 22:17)
When I was in school(80's), we could get paddled if we got out of line. Once I was in the office (for pranks on a bit*h teacher) and was sentenced to 5 hard paddles. The principle had to walk out of the office for something and my friend came in there to see what happened, and there was a big tray of donuts on the principles desk. My friend dumped them in his trench coat and hit me in the face with one, then ran out of the office. I had donut all over my face/hair. When the dickhead principle came back, with a big-a$$ paddle in his hand, he noticed the donuts missing from his desk immediately. He looked at me, saw that I had donut all over my face, and he beat the sh*t outta me with that paddle. I didn't flinch or say nothing because I wouldn't give him the satisfaction, but my a$$ was on fire for 3 days and I couldn't sit. He suspended me 5 days for the donuts. I just smiled and told him to have a nice day as I walked out of there like nothing ever happened.

damn you old

I only look like I'm 25 as many people tell me all the time. I look like 1984 Eddie Van Halen. No sh*t.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

Good read.

Getting reported for "playing GTA V" is golden.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:07 PM

Wow those librarians man. Did you have to start your report over?

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:10 PM

Ah that reminded me the time me and my friends would play halo in our engineering class but we weren't suppose to play or we'll get suspended and when our teacher came near our desks we all logged off except one of my friends and so our teacher saw him and SMACK THE SH*T out of him (but in a comical way)and then our teacher called him a bitch XD true story

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:15 PM

QUOTE (Money Over Bullsh*t @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:21)
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didnt read or too stupid to know how to read? (serious question, hope you answer me).

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:25 PM

QUOTE (baboultr @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 17:04)
QUOTE (INEEDVNOW @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:24)
user posted image

edit: damn not quick enough haha

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

I'm only hear for the DIDNT READ(s).

Cause I Didn't Read.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

Ha funny read.

My librarian is worst. I go to a "black school" an yes I am black. Most kids at my school usually go to the library to get on the computer (Facebook, twitter, projects, homework, ect.). Turns out this bitch has an attitude. I walked in the library and as I was walking towards the sign in sheet, a book caught my eye and I quickly backed up to check it out. I grabbed it and proceeded to sign in. In the middle of me signing in I hear a "HEY! PUT THAT DAMN BOOK DOWN, YOU KIDS DON'T READ! PUT IT DOWN AND GET OUT OF MY LIBRARY!" Of course I'm saying "but" after each of her sentence. But I finally got one sentence on he which for I don't know why, pissed her off. I said, "Actually you're wrong, not only do I read but my English class expects us to read AND write an essay on the book every month, so I'm wondering if I can check this book out." Of course the ghetto head rolling librarian thinks I'm being a smart mouth and threatens to call security because she knew she was wrong. I let her call. In our handbook it says, "students are allows to use the library during any break time if it has to do with schoolwork." I didnt move. I let her call. The security guard came an escorted me out but he knew that the lady was a complete bitch.

Didnt even get to get the damn book lol

Not to be racist but sometimes I hate when Ghetto black women are in charge.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

Ahh, reminds me of elementary school...and all the sh*t those librarians gave me. angry.gif

But anywho, great read. You sure are a trooper managing to get through all that calmly. I don't think I would've held my own; the first day I would've said something.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

yeah I have a good story about how Halo 3 got me in trouble. I was in high school when Halo 3 was coming out. During out lunch break, my friend and I drove to the gamestop to pick my copy up so I didnt have to waste time going to gamestop after school. When we drove back from gamestop into the school parking lot, the vice principal saw us walking back into school from the parking lot. She asked what we were doing and we told her we forgot our textbooks in our car. She look at me straight in the eyes and asks why my eyes were red and if I was smoking pot. (at the time ive never smoked pot and my eyes were definitely not red lol) She took us to the Principals office where we sat down and they looked through our back packs and somehow miraculously didn't see Halo 3. They then told my friend that they were going to search his car. While we waited for the police to arrive, my buddy leans over and whispers, "dude, I have a bunch of weed in my car underneath the seat..." My heart sank cuz they were going to find it and who knows what was going to happen to him. They sent me to my class and my buddy went with the cop for the car search. The entire class period I was panicking because my friend was going to get into trouble for the weed. After class I ran over to our spot at school and there he was. I asked him what happened frantically and he said the cop didn't find the weed and neither of us go into trouble. So yeah, thats my story.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

Bertha sounds hot. More cushin for the pushin. Send her my way. I'll give her something to slide down her throat. wink.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:56 PM

QUOTE (wwinterj @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 23:48)
Bertha sounds hot. More cushin for the pushin. Send her my way. I'll give her something to slide down her throat. wink.gif

thats nasty.



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:58 PM



What I love about people, "Sarcasm Alert" is how they just act without full knowledge or facts of what is really going on. Its amazing how someone can sit there say you were doing something with out digging into it and look at facts. "You're Playing Games"

People who do this "Authority figures" should not be of authority if they can only just assume and point the finger, why because they have authority or your under age and they are an adult and they have a sense in them that tells them, your lying, why, im an adult, your a child, or I'm of power or have authority over you. It drives me nuts, Judge, Jury, Hangman with no facts or evidence.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 12:01 AM

QUOTE (mdniterder @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 23:58)
What I love about people, "Sarcasm Alert" is how they just act without full knowledge or facts of what is really going on. Its amazing how someone can sit there say you were doing something with out digging into it and look at facts. "You're Playing Games"

People who do this "Authority figures" should not be of authority if they can only just assume and point the finger, why because they have authority or your under age and they are an adult and they have a sense in them that tells them, your lying, why, im an adult, your a child, or I'm of power or have authority over you. It drives me nuts, Judge, Jury, Hangman with no facts or evidence.

exactly.


i think because im a teen i get all this sh*t my way. i once got kicked out of radio shack because the guy thought i was stealing things. i was actually looking for new speaker wire for my speakers.



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Posted 28 August 2013 - 12:04 AM

Yeah. Something like this has happened to me except nothing really came of it and it wasn't about GTA V. At my school library, there's always people walking around who try to keep the noise level at nothing more than a whisper (they try, but don't always succeed smile.gif ). At the time, I was anxiously awaiting the release of Assassins Creed 3. In the build up to release, I put a 1080 p picture of Connor, decked out in his Assassin robes, with tomahawk in hand as my Macbook Pro's wallpaper. (Yes, I realize that was dumb of me, but I didn't think about it at the time.) So open my computer up and there's the wallpaper just as a library 'helper' walks by. "THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WORK TO ME!" I froze and quickly opened up a paper that I was working on at the time. Later, she walks over to me again. She proceeded to ask me... how I liked my Macbook. She was thinking of getting one, but didn't know whether to shell out the cash or not. So, I came to the conclusion that that was the reason why she was watching my every move. The experience, though nothing big, made me change my wallpaper to something more neutral for the rest of the school year.

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 12:06 AM

No, I do not have a similar story about how I got in trouble looking at GTA 5 in 5th grade, but your story reminds me of how bad school is and how much teachers powertrip. I recall one librarian introducing herself by saying, "my name is miss blankf*ck, and I expect you to remember it."

Like being a 4-6th grade librarian entitles anyone to remember your name.




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