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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:20 PM

alright there are only 20 days left. so im going to tell you all a true story that happend to me, this is only for entertainment purposes and i hope you all enjoy.
this happend earlier this year around the time that the delay was announced.

just to paint a picture of the setting, i was in my school's library. the library at my school is huge, and there are 3 computer rooms. room 1, is open to students unless a teacher needs it. room 2 is closed all the time unless a teacher needs it. room 3 is used for both teachers and students.

i was in room 1 with with my friend and there was only about 5 other people in there so it was pretty empty. all my work was finished so i was on the gta wikia page reading about v when a librarian (im changing all the names) ms.mildred walks in. the second she walks in an ad pops up for watch dogs. she walks past my computer and sees the ad, for some reason she thought i was watching basketball and told me to get off that. i pressed x on the ad and she left.

about 5 minutes later a short fat lady "bertha" walks in to the room and starts staring at my screen. she sees on the page it sais grand theft auto V and she starts yelling at me, she sais " get off the computer, you want to be disrespectful after ms.mildred told you to get off and now you are playing games!! get off the computer AND GO SIT ON THE BENCH." she made me sit on a old wooden splintery bench right next to the front desk. but i did as she said, i did not respond to her i just turned off the computer and sat on the bench. she also kicked my friend out of the library.


the next day. i had work to do. i was writing an essay on star trek the original series. so i went to the library, while i was walking in bertha started yelling at me, in a library, she started shouting you better not be on games today! and i said "i wasnt on games!" and she responded by saying " stop givin me lip boy!" so i just went into the computer room because i was not looking for trouble.


15 minutes later im writing my essay doing good when, bertha walks in and starts staring at my screen AGAIN! when she reads the word "star trek" she starts saying "what does star trek have to do with anything" and i explain to her calmly, its an essay. she leaves and im left siting in the computer room doing my essay, its nice and quiet, my friend is on the computer doing his project, theres three other people are using the computers in the table next to mine, its a calm vibe and no one is talking or blasting music. and then...


another librarian bursts through the door, i thought she broke the door because she came in like it was a drug raid. lets call this lady "hag"

hag bursts in and starts yelling at me from the door interupting everyone. she sais "GET OFF THE GAMES NOW!!!!!!!!"

i honestly thought i was caught watching a porno or something because of the way she was yelling at me.

im trying to calmly explain to her that i was doing an essay on star trek but she would not let me talk, she just keeps on yelling louder and louder

she said that 5 people went to complain to her because i was disrespectful to ms.mildred and i would not stop playing video games after bertha told me to get off. im trying to tell her i was not playing games and i was not disrespectful to ms mildred when she tells me to turn off my computer, in the middle of typing an essay. i turn it off and she leads me outside.

now at this point i swear, i thought i was dreaming because there was no way what happens next could have happened, it was like a movie.

bertha, and hag are now in the middle of the quiet library yelling at me, BOTH OF THEM, just yelling at me not letting me speak.

a security guard hears the yelling from outside the library and walks in to see who was getting killed. i try to explain to him what happened and he tells me to go back to the computer room, while im walking back in bertha and hag are still yeling at me an are now telling the other librarians how disrespectful i am.


the next day i go to an administrator named "Mr.Smith"

turns out the librarians had sent in a report about me, as if i was some kind of escaped convict. mr smith pulled out the 2 PAGE report and put it on his desk. i explained everything to him. and it turns out he is a gamer, and he has played gta in the past.

so he starts seeing the truth in my words when he decides to read to me the report.

the report said

that i was playing grand theft auto V and when told to get off i did not. it also said a bunch of other stuff that was not true and mr smith believed me.


the fact that they said i was playing grand theft auto V, not only is it not out yet but the sh*tty dell computers in the library still use windows xp and cant run google earth without crashing.

so any of you have a similar story?



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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:23 PM

10/10, read was worth it LOL cookie.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:24 PM

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edit: damn not quick enough haha

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:24 PM Edited by VodkaHog, 27 August 2013 - 09:30 PM.

TL;DR.

EDIT: I read.. Man, nice story you got there.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:26 PM

good story smile.gif , but no i have not.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:26 PM

Man those librarians sound like right c*nts, if that was me I would have gone apesh*t pretty quickly

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:26 PM

Underage b&.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:26 PM Edited by Cinoy, 27 August 2013 - 09:36 PM.

L0L but yea I have a similar story...

Last year for my senior year I didn't get my yearbook in time at my school. I got in trouble(10 day suspension) in 10th grade prior to this incident, and It was nothing bad but It was for a joke I posted online on another students formspring account that got treated as "threat" and it was anonymous too. Ever since that incident the school deputies(cops) hated the sh*t out of me, so when I went to get my yearbook after school I went to the hall where the classroom was at, and I went to the teachers room to get the yearbook, when I came out of the classroom the two school deputies came running like some bomb went off or something and they rudely asked why I went to school campus during after-school hours.. I personally hated the cops and asked "whats wrong"... then he got pissed as hell and started yelling at me telling me I cant come on campus like that without permission during after school hours. The mean cop just walked away with the worst face ever and the other kind-of-nice cop walked me out telling me I need permission blah blah blah. Before I got suspended that one time I've never been in trouble ever and I was an AP(advanced placement) student and hung out with only the smartest kids.... Once you get suspended, especially for 10-day and the school deputies find out, they treat you like sh*t.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:27 PM

Good story but you cant really call that big trouble

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:27 PM

Those librarians sound like assholes. I wish "Mr. Smith" would read them the riot act for acting like imbeciles.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE (Hydroboy @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:27)
Good story but you cant really call that big trouble

not big trouble but if i hadnt talked to "mr smith" i would have gotten suspended.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:28 PM

QUOTE (GTAction99 @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:23)
10/10, read was worth it LOL cookie.gif

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Libraries are dangerous, bro. colgate.gif

Lucky this didn't go on your permanent record tounge.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:28 PM

QUOTE (Money Over Bullsh*t @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 15:21)
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LMFAO this.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:28 PM

hahaha!! biggrin.gif " don't give me lip Boy" what are you,, in the south???

Savor these moments cause they will never come back. when you're older remember this and say how GTA V got you trouble trust me, I guarantee

you will laugh. biggrin.gif


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

Bertha is such a bitch.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

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Oh wait.. I did.. Great Story cookie.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

cant believe i read this sh*t lol
but i wouldnt stand for that, i'd be yelling and swearing back at them

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

QUOTE (ROCKSTAR MANIC @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 21:28)
hahaha!! biggrin.gif " don't give me lip Boy" what are you,, in the south???

Savor these moments cause they will never come back. when you're older remember this and say how GTA V got you trouble trust me, I guarantee

you will laugh. biggrin.gif


Good one !!! here's a cookie.gif

lol im in new york but "bertha" might be from the south

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

The f*cking librarians man. I feel you, the ones in my school are idiots also. So glad I finally graduated this year.

One time I was sitting at my computer and decided to switch my mouse because it wasn't working correctly. Right
as I unplugged the USB for the mouse the librarian yelled at me and said I broke the computer...

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:29 PM

Haha. That reminds me about the librarian in my old high school! Thank god i am in college where they dont give a sh*t if im looking at games or "Playing" games as high school teacher/ librarians would put it lol.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:30 PM

Gotta say, interesting read. Fortunately, i haven't had anything like this happen to me.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:30 PM

10/10 OP.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:30 PM

Too Long; DID Read! Awesome story, write a novel about it.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:30 PM

Never a dull moment here. I can always come here for a good laugh...mainly because of the replies. lol.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:31 PM

I enjoyed this story. This school seems to have it in for you! Did you get in trouble then?

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:31 PM

That's a funny story I was a freshman in high school (2001) and was looking at Game Cube games before the launch on a site in my typing class and we would have a friend send us his work he typed up while we looked at games that were coming out that year. Yes at the time I was waiting for GTA III, it was way to crazy to imagine at the time since they were jumping into 3d open world. Times have changed.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:31 PM

U got some fu*ked up librarians man.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:31 PM

I read it, great story I can definately see this happening. Thanks for the read biggrin.gif

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:32 PM Edited by StewartWilson1992, 27 August 2013 - 09:35 PM.

That was a great story - thanks for sharing! Lucky your administrator has a good taste in video games!

Would have been absolutely hilarious if a few months later you walked into the two librarians watching the character trailers, making orgasm noises at the epicness lol.gif




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