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zuckmeslow
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#1

Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

ok so this is a weird question but im curious what people do.

the question: After using the toilet in your own home, do you pull your pants up after or before you wash your hands.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:12 PM

Oh, a very philosophical thread. Every man asks that question once in his life. I actually put my pants, clean my hands and then flush with a big satisfaction.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:14 PM

Maybe if you assholes would stop debating the worth of every thread, or just report the sh*tty ones and move on they'd go more smoothly. whatsthat.gif

Also who says you have to wear pants going in?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:17 PM

I don't wear pants. blush.gif

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:23 PM

I do it like Trevor.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:30 PM

Before. I wouldn't fancy shuffling from the toilet to the basin with my trousers 'round my ankles.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

You do know that you can wipe your ass with your right hand and pull up your pants with your left hand?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:52 PM

Washing hands??? Oh damn... now I know why my hands are stinky all the time.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 07:53 PM

I pull my hands up before I wash my hands, like everybody I know.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:17 PM

I wash my ass after I take a sh*t because it is as a matter of fact cleaner to do so.. Saves a bit of laundry too. (._.)
After that, I wipe my ass and after that I wash my hands and after that I pull my pants. Nice, no?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:27 PM

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Friday, Aug 16 2013, 20:53)
I pull my hands up before I wash my hands, like everybody I know.

You pull your hands up? How the f*ck do you do that biggrin.gif

I pull my pants up flush the toilet than wash my hands.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:42 PM

QUOTE (_____ @ Friday, Aug 16 2013, 20:31)
You do know that you can wipe your ass with your right hand

I use toilet paper.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 08:55 PM

QUOTE (Harley @ Friday, Aug 16 2013, 23:42)
QUOTE (_____ @ Friday, Aug 16 2013, 20:31)
You do know that you can wipe your ass with your right hand

I use toilet paper.

Do you rub your ass against the roll of paper?

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 09:01 PM

Actually that sounds kinda fun.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 10:08 PM

I flush, pull my pants up and then wash my hands.

I never wash my hands in the toilet, but in the kitchen.

Would be silly to walk with my pants down and without flushing to the kitchen, so I do that first smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 10:12 PM

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=483511

Next time use that topic. icon14.gif

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 10:13 PM

What the f*ck? There are people that waddle over to the sink with their pants down around their ankles after they've just pooped? Seems a bit dangerous.


In the words of George Carlin(and I'm not going to direct quote so lets see if my paraphrasing is close):
You don't have to wash your hands every time after using the bathroom. You know when I wash my hands after using the bathroom? When I get sh*t on them!

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 10:18 PM

LOL
great question...

seriously, who walks over to the sink to wash their hands with their pants still around their ankles??
I'm pretty sure everyone over the age of 6 pulls up their pants first lol.gif

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 12:37 AM

QUOTE (El_Diablo @ Saturday, Aug 17 2013, 09:18)
LOL
great question...

seriously, who walks over to the sink to wash their hands with their pants still around their ankles??
I'm pretty sure everyone over the age of 6 pulls up their pants first lol.gif

lol.gif Apparently not.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 12:56 AM

I have bad memories of catching an eyeful of a random stranger washing his hands with his trousers and underwear around his ankles post-sh*t without a care in the world.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 12:59 AM

I sh*t naked most the time. Modern toilets are overall flawed in design, when you sit in the regular chair-styled position it's actually pinching your sphincter making it harder to pass excrement. Assuming a squatting position is the more natural way to do it as it unknots your plumbing. Doing this without pants is much easier imo.

Youtube poopbox if you're intrigued.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 01:04 AM

Whenever I use the bathroom I take my shirt off.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 01:17 AM

Well, am I the only person who sticks the roll of toilet paper up their ass before they wash there hands?

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 01:22 AM

Wash my hands?

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 01:36 AM

I don't always wash my hands after I piss, although I make sure not to touch anything other than my dick. I use my elbows to open the door, and the same for flushing. But if I have a crap, or I touch the flushing handle or something, I always wash my hands. It creeps me out when people have a sh*t but don't wash their hands.

f*cking philistines.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 02:31 AM Edited by Rizqan, 17 August 2013 - 02:32 AM.

The question looks referring to woman, because many man urine with stand up in toilet tounge.gif temporary woman open up her skirt or pants then squat at toilet to start urine blush.gif

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 02:58 AM

I have disposable pants so I flush them down the toilet with the sh*t, after that I go to a local convenient store and buy a new pair for $5.99.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 03:07 AM

Piss/sh*t/whatever, wipe, flush, pull my pants up, wash hands and walk out of the bathroom feeling satisfied with the state of my bowels.. for a momentary time period of course. colgate.gif

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 03:37 AM

QUOTE (Rizqan @ Saturday, Aug 17 2013, 02:31)
temporary woman open up her skirt or pants then squat at toilet to start urine blush.gif

Weird, I thought women used to urniate while standing.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 04:03 AM

I don't wash my hands, you asked for honest moto_whistle.gif




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