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#11191

Posted A week ago

 

There is only one part of parenthood I'm terrified of, forcing my children to go to school.

 

I have (up until last night) never once thought about it.

Spoiler

 

if you choose homeschooling they might end up like kalvin

 

Thanks for making it worse.

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#11192

Posted A week ago

As much as our politics differ, I feel for MTD, and hope he's OK.

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#11193

Posted A week ago

what happened to mtd?


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#11194

Posted A week ago

As much as our politics differ, I feel for MTD, and hope he's OK.

I appreciate the concern, but I'm doing just fine. I've had a lot of ups and downs lately, but things are actually going really well in my life right now. I've got a lot going on so I don't post as often as I used to.

 

Hope you're well too tho broh.

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#11195

Posted A week ago

I hope Payne is okay

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#11196

Posted A week ago

I hope Payne is okay

I hear he's singing Hakuna Matata with Simba.

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#11197

Posted A week ago

i thought he wouldve been telling simba to kill himself

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#11198

Posted A week ago

That's for the Hyenas. He does like some people.

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#11199

Posted A week ago

afaik the only people payne does like is milfs.


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#11200

Posted A week ago Edited by Alexander, A week ago.

afaik the only people payne does like is milfs.

 

Didn't knew deadite had a child.

Or was a female. kick when


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#11201

Posted A week ago

much like a prostitute he's whatever you want him to be.

 

we love you long time deadite.

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#11202

Posted A week ago

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!


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#11203

Posted A week ago

When I was unemployed, I missed having a job. And now that I have a job, I miss being unemployed, lmao.
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#11204

Posted A week ago

The grass is always greener... until you smoke it white.
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#11205

Posted A week ago

the grass is always greener until your dog pisses is in the same spot until its not green anymore

 

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#11206

Posted A week ago

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!

 

you're 13 years old dude, girls are poopheads.


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#11207

Posted A week ago

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!

 

I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

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#11208

Posted A week ago Edited by ceszayers, A week ago.

Isolate yourself.

You'll be happier. Do it now, before it's too late.

 

In fact that goes for every man, this is a WOMYNS world.

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#11209

Posted A week ago

Isolate yourself.

You'll be happier. Do it now, before it's too late.

Oh God.

 

I can't S-T-A-N-D RL people. I always say to myself, all the time, "thank God there's this thing called Isolation". The only people I enjoy having conversations are too far to visit them again.


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#11210

Posted A week ago

If I have to hide any more sh*tposts in here, I'm just going to lock it up. We have threads for chat, rants, telling everyone how your day was, etc. Use those instead of derailing this one.

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#11211

Posted 5 days ago

I made up with a guy today. I later came home at 3am, 20 minutes before my father. My life blows
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#11212

Posted 5 days ago

I made up with a guy today. I later came home at 3am, 20 minutes before my father. My life blows

Made up as in...?


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#11213

Posted 5 days ago

I just noticed that SWEGTA visited my profile, and now I feel accomplished for some reason, lol."The guy who makes videos about Bully visited me, I wonder if he gave me a five star rating!" *squeal*

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#11214

Posted 4 days ago

The days passed and today i still the same guy haha, ok no. Hmm i'm a child yeah that's right, i prefer pass the time with my friends, the love is not so important, but in this f*cking city i live girls about 12 years have boyfriends and they kissed. But anywayi don't give a f*ck that, i feel so happy haha today i've the Birthday of my Friend at night, i think it will be a great day.

 

And that's, i back soon :D!


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#11215

Posted A day ago

i wish that one day i could be a lead representative of the forum like the dynamic duo that is darth and diana




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