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Posted 08 September 2017 - 11:34 AM

 

There is only one part of parenthood I'm terrified of, forcing my children to go to school.

 

I have (up until last night) never once thought about it.

Spoiler

 

if you choose homeschooling they might end up like kalvin

 

Thanks for making it worse.

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#11192

Posted 09 September 2017 - 01:34 AM

As much as our politics differ, I feel for MTD, and hope he's OK.

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#11193

Posted 09 September 2017 - 08:27 AM

what happened to mtd?


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#11194

Posted 09 September 2017 - 01:40 PM

As much as our politics differ, I feel for MTD, and hope he's OK.

I appreciate the concern, but I'm doing just fine. I've had a lot of ups and downs lately, but things are actually going really well in my life right now. I've got a lot going on so I don't post as often as I used to.

 

Hope you're well too tho broh.

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 02:29 PM

I hope Payne is okay

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#11196

Posted 10 September 2017 - 03:09 PM

I hope Payne is okay

I hear he's singing Hakuna Matata with Simba.

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 03:11 PM

i thought he wouldve been telling simba to kill himself

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#11198

Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:02 PM

That's for the Hyenas. He does like some people.

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#11199

Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:10 PM

afaik the only people payne does like is milfs.


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Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:37 PM Edited by Alexander, 10 September 2017 - 05:38 PM.

afaik the only people payne does like is milfs.

 

Didn't knew deadite had a child.

Or was a female. kick when


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Posted 10 September 2017 - 06:06 PM

much like a prostitute he's whatever you want him to be.

 

we love you long time deadite.

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 12:42 AM

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:26 AM

When I was unemployed, I missed having a job. And now that I have a job, I miss being unemployed, lmao.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:37 AM

The grass is always greener... until you smoke it white.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 09:15 AM

the grass is always greener until your dog pisses is in the same spot until its not green anymore

 

good boy


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#11206

Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:23 AM

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!

 

you're 13 years old dude, girls are poopheads.


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 11:34 AM

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!

 

I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

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#11208

Posted 12 September 2017 - 12:51 PM Edited by ceszayers, 12 September 2017 - 12:51 PM.

Isolate yourself.

You'll be happier. Do it now, before it's too late.

 

In fact that goes for every man, this is a WOMYNS world.

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 01:38 PM

Isolate yourself.

You'll be happier. Do it now, before it's too late.

Oh God.

 

I can't S-T-A-N-D RL people. I always say to myself, all the time, "thank God there's this thing called Isolation". The only people I enjoy having conversations are too far to visit them again.


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 01:50 PM

If I have to hide any more sh*tposts in here, I'm just going to lock it up. We have threads for chat, rants, telling everyone how your day was, etc. Use those instead of derailing this one.

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#11211

Posted 16 September 2017 - 01:24 AM

I made up with a guy today. I later came home at 3am, 20 minutes before my father. My life blows
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Posted 16 September 2017 - 01:40 AM

I made up with a guy today. I later came home at 3am, 20 minutes before my father. My life blows

Made up as in...?


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Posted 16 September 2017 - 02:27 AM

I just noticed that SWEGTA visited my profile, and now I feel accomplished for some reason, lol."The guy who makes videos about Bully visited me, I wonder if he gave me a five star rating!" *squeal*

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 06:32 PM

The days passed and today i still the same guy haha, ok no. Hmm i'm a child yeah that's right, i prefer pass the time with my friends, the love is not so important, but in this f*cking city i live girls about 12 years have boyfriends and they kissed. But anywayi don't give a f*ck that, i feel so happy haha today i've the Birthday of my Friend at night, i think it will be a great day.

 

And that's, i back soon :D!


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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:37 PM

i wish that one day i could be a lead representative of the forum like the dynamic duo that is darth and diana
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Posted 23 September 2017 - 11:52 PM

I confess that whilst I have no issues watching movies and playing games with gore if I see the sight of my own blood I feel sick. This morning I had a nose bleed and holy sh*t. I could feel myself becoming as pale as a ghost.

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Posted 24 September 2017 - 01:41 AM

I don't know why girls hate me, in school i'm a good pupil, always i don't do my homework. I think they hate me cuz i'm annonying but i know how to be in serious situation. I wanna make new friends (specially girls, don't ask why), and nothing, any sh*t. I have a lot of friends but a few are reals and they stay with me in the bad moments. But is that, a girl doesn't keep in touch  with me, cuz i sent her messages everyday. But why, yes, probably i'm so annoying but i'm kind, i'm special... It's that, i hardly ever found a girl who likes me and wanna be my friend!

 
I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

Show them your skateboarding skills mate, you'll get mad vagina then, i guess.
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Posted 24 September 2017 - 08:39 AM Edited by GrudgefromSanAndreas, 24 September 2017 - 08:40 AM.

I confess that whilst I have no issues watching movies and playing games with gore if I see the sight of my own blood I feel sick. This morning I had a nose bleed and holy sh*t. I could feel myself becoming as pale as a ghost.

I once broke glass with my right hand. I wasn't pale because of the blood itself but of how it kept on bleeding and the fact i had to go to the ambulance for vaccination...

Yes, i'm still afraid of vaccination, sometimes more, sometimes less

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Posted 25 September 2017 - 03:36 PM

I'm probably the only Millennial in America that has a basic flip phone instead of a smartphone.

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Posted 25 September 2017 - 04:00 PM

That's way better believe me, you dont want to constantly hear or receive notifications out of which most are annoying and you dont want your battery life to last up to 4 days, let alone update firmware to find out it's not working, hell even the smartphones alone dont last too long, maybe lately they're improving not sure about that... You should have a pre-2006 cellphone cause i believe those last the longest

 

Unless you need a smartphone for internet and social networking/media, i wouldnt really recommend it :pp

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