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#10981

Posted 2 days ago

I must confess i wish everyone was more like sabreGT in some regards  :^:

Yeah because we all love hearing about you getting ur ass f*cked 

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#10982

Posted 2 days ago

 

does he need to literally sh*t in your mouth to consider it hardcore?

Nope, but he did not really stretch my ass or humiliate me that much though, or do any bondage.

 

But yea, it was still fun though.

 

Also i'd rather think sh*t in my mouth should be kept in case of punishment, i think it's a bit overkill.

 

What the f*ck dude? Go find someplace else to post this sh*t. No one here wants to read it.

 

E - Dork Edgelord will be taking a long vacation. Now, let's move on and keep crap like this out of the topic.

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#10983

Posted 2 days ago

THANKYOU BASED VOODOO

 

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#10984

Posted 2 days ago

I confess i love Voodoo.

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#10985

Posted 2 days ago

I confess i love Voodoo.

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I confess I agree. He's a true patriot.

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#10986

Posted 2 days ago

I confess i love Voodoo.
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The forum will shed a lighter shine of light now. Enough of the wierd sh*t. That's why this forum has PM's. Never understood why he didn't take that sh*t to pm's :facedesk:
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#10987

Posted 2 days ago

Can we make it a permaban pls?

 

Asking for a friend.

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#10988

Posted 2 days ago

I confess I've spent more on EBay bids for toys and leggings these last two weeks than I have on essentials and sustenance.

 

I'm 35 and still don't know how to adult


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#10989

Posted 2 days ago

Yo I'm getting paid to take a dump rn lol
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#10990

Posted 2 days ago

Yo I'm getting paid to take a dump rn lol

I've heard about dump donations on the radio once. I know it's for some kind of sickness but all I could do is laugh.

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#10991

Posted 2 days ago

Darth absentis gave me like 40 bucks to sh*t in his mouth


Nah jk just work dumpin
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#10992

Posted 2 days ago

I confess I've spent more on EBay bids for toys and leggings these last two weeks than I have on essentials and sustenance.
 
I'm 35 and still don't know how to adult

Stop using terms like "adulting" would be a good step.

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#10993

Posted 2 days ago

Shot a few guns today it was pretty fun lol.

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#10994

Posted 2 days ago Edited by Scaglietti, 2 days ago.

Darth absentis gave me like 40 bucks to sh*t in his mouth
Nah jk just work dumpin

Aw I got my hopes up! :*(

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#10995

Posted 2 days ago

If it makes you feel any better he probably would
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#10996

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Not proud of it, but sometimes on a muggy day when I forget to use deodorant after a shower, I’ll stop at a nearby corporate supermarket chain with heavy foot traffic, use some deodorant from the shelf, and then toss it back behind some other items. Tragedy of the commons? Problem solved.
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#10997

Posted 2 days ago

...that is spray and not roll on deodorant, right?
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#10998

Posted 2 days ago Edited by Coleco, 2 days ago.

 

I confess I've spent more on EBay bids for toys and leggings these last two weeks than I have on essentials and sustenance.
 
I'm 35 and still don't know how to adult

Stop using terms like "adulting" would be a good step.

 

 

Hey, I'm just trying to be a bit light hearted in a thread that's currently got more Edge than the average Youtube comments section. 

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#10999

Posted A day ago

I confess that I've bought games nearly every week since about March since putting my debit card on the PS and Xbox stores. Those deals are too good to pass up.

Actually this year I've spent a fortune on games and we're coming into usually the best months. So many games coming out I want to get before the year ends.

Life Is Strange: Before The Storm
F1 2017
Forza 7
Gran Turismo: Sport (Might wait for reviews first)
Assassin's Creed: Origins
Call Of Duty WWII
South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Yep. This year has the potential to be my most expensive year in gaming yet.:p
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#11000

Posted A day ago

I confess it took longer than i'd care to admit to get the joke in the title of South Park: The Fractured But Whole.
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#11001

Posted A day ago Edited by fashion, A day ago.

I confess it took longer than i'd care to admit to get the joke in the title of South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

Tell me about it. I only recently discovered the meaning of this forum's username "feckyerlife".

@Algonquin Assassin: Got the same problem this year, I'm even afraid to count all the cash I've spend on games and gaming equipment this year so far. The best months are still ahead of us and I know I won't be able to hold myself back from buying some games, though I'd like to wait for discounts.
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#11002

Posted A day ago Edited by Triple Vacuum Seal, A day ago.

...that is spray and not roll on deodorant, right?


Roll on of course. In this case, what people don't know won't hurt them.

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#11003

Posted A day ago

I want this movie to happen.

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#11004

Posted 19 hours ago

It sounds like it would be better than The Hitman's Bodyguard anyway. Keep things along the lines of confessions though please.

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#11005

Posted 19 hours ago Edited by Mattodon, 19 hours ago.

Yo I'm getting paid to take a dump rn lol

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Seriously, though, even if I'm on my fifteen or my lunch break when it hits, I'll wait until I get back to take a sh*t.


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#11006

Posted 17 hours ago

I do this all the time. I don't leave until I've got those little red circles on my thighs from my elbows. I call them monkey's cigarette breaks.




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