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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:02 PM

That's totally cool.  In less than a month I turn 37 and I still want to be a swarthy space-pirate. 

Better look out for this guy so.
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:14 PM

I've lurked for more years than I've posted.


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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:14 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 17 July 2017 - 04:14 PM.

 

That's totally cool.  In less than a month I turn 37 and I still want to be a swarthy space-pirate. 

Better look out for this guy so.
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My confession is that he was originally going to be my username here.

I prefer this version;

 

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:22 PM

Ah the Feringi, or arse heads as I used to call them because of their heads always reminded me of ass cheeks.

Now I just got a flashback to that episode of Voyager where Janeway was transformed into this and mated with Paris? I think it was.
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That was a weird episode.
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#10535

Posted 17 July 2017 - 04:25 PM

#worstparentsever

 

They just left their weird Warp 10 salamander babies on whatever planetoid that was.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:16 PM

Or how bout that time Janeway "gives birth" to Q2, doesnt see the kid till Q drops him off cause he's being a bad Q, and even then she didnt want him there and only wanted to discipline him.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:21 PM

You know Q2 is Q's actual son?  And Lady Q is the same actress who played Worf's baby-momma.  

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:44 PM

I did not. I just thought they did a good casting job. And I KNEW Lady Q looked familiar, couldn't put my finger on it. I will say she looks a lot better without the prosthetics.

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:17 PM Edited by Once a Jolly Swagman, 17 July 2017 - 09:26 PM.

Here are some more completely random confessions.
 
- I've misread Game Of Thrones as Game Of Thorns beforeOuch. That'd be pretty bloody painful lol.
 
As a kid I had a friend who convinced me Hulk Hogan was his uncle and I believed it for years. What makes this sad is it was when I stopped believing in Santa and The Easter Bunny yet I fell for that. Gullible child I was.
 

Did you know that Hulk Hogan is actually Paul Hogan's alter ego? Whilst in Los Angeles after finishing up filming for Crocodile Dundee 2, Paul met Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Hollywood gym and fascinated by his physique and muscles was drawn into the world of body building and steroids. After 12 months of training and buffing himself up Paul decided to make the most of his acting skills and debuted in the WWF under the alias of Hulk. The rest is history.

Also Seal was at the gym too training to get his revenge on the lion seals who viscously scarred his face at the London zoo when he was a child.

I don't like to brag but I'm in the biz and have a fair bit of inside information on other celebrities if anyone wants to know anything.
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:58 PM

I cant drop 2's anywhere else besides my home throne.  I am at work now sitting on a slant because of this. 

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#10541

Posted 18 July 2017 - 02:39 PM

Now I'm third on the all time posters list behind GTA3Freak (R.I.P mate) and Girish I confess I want to be on top of the GTAF mountain. I just need 11000 something posts to get there.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:08 PM Edited by fashion, 18 July 2017 - 03:10 PM.

Now I'm third on the all time posters list behind GTA3Freak (R.I.P mate) and Girish I confess I want to be on top of the GTAF mountain. I just need 11000 something posts to get there.

Just spam the sh*t out of the forum and you'll get there. Good luck!

I have to confess regarding the whole "12yo cod gtao" situation. Do we really have to blame the parents at every single opportunity we encounter one of these brats online? Kids are morons by nature and they simply want to play the games and visit websites like we do. It's not like the parents tell them a vulgar and insulting good night story every evening.

Parents could put restrictions on the browser and don't buy them 18+ online games, but that certainly won't stop them from being insulting c*ntheads. They pick up most of this stuff from school anyways. I did play games like GTA as a kid and remember begging them to buy me San Andreas. I'm still thankful they agreed.
Grown up gamers are making all this stuff popular in the first place. We made GTA, COD, YouTube popular along with all the other cool sh*t kids want to spend some of their free time with.

It pisses me off when parents get blamed all the time. Either blame the kids themselves, or blame yourself and the companies for making this stuff popular. Kids like to play, especially when it comes to gaming and I can't blame them for that, neither the parents for giving in and letting them play.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 07:24 PM Edited by Static, 18 July 2017 - 07:24 PM.

So a company shouldn't make or sell a product simply because a potential under aged consumer of said product might not know how to responsibly and properly handle it?

Time to ban alcohol again I guess...

 

And you're right, kids are "morons by nature" and thats the whole reason their parents are suppose to be held responsible for them until they fully develop into a "non-moron".

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 07:48 PM

So a company shouldn't make or sell a product simply because a potential under aged consumer of said product might not know how to responsibly and properly handle it?

Time to ban alcohol again I guess...

 

And you're right, kids are "morons by nature" and thats the whole reason their parents are suppose to be held responsible for them until they fully develop into a "non-moron".

You're making some real heavy assumptions there, bud.  Not all kids develop into "non-morons."

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 07:50 PM

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 08:52 PM Edited by NoSignaL_, 18 July 2017 - 09:26 PM.

My 1 year of being sober ended

 

Edit: Is only a bit of cider so it's basically nothing but eh, still kinda sucks, wanted something fizzy and was only cider there 


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 09:49 PM

Blaming the parents every time you hear a brat online is prejudice like any other.

..Call of Duty with it's colorful guns and rambo bambo multiplayer gameplay is attractive to kids. GTAV is insanely popular and a lot of it's GTAO updates that made grown ups shake their heads due to all the nonsense (Tiny racers, TRON mode, everyone vs. Gorilla monster, flying bikes and cars, mario kart race tracks.. is this even GTA anymore?).

Yup, I think a lot of 18+ games actually aim at a wider audience than just 18+. I understand why kids want to play them.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 10:11 PM

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Do we really have to blame the parents at every single opportunity we encounter one of these brats online?
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Yes. Parents have a responsibility for their kids. And truly, kids who are nice or kids who are assholes, they werent exactly born that way. They are being shaped, a bit by school too ofc, but parents have the biggest impact, and you can almost always "blame" the parents for a kid's behaviour.
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Posted 19 July 2017 - 12:51 AM

Now I just got a flashback to that episode of Voyager where Janeway was transformed into this and mated with Paris? I think it was.
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That was a weird episode.

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Iughh

This reminds me why i prefer star wars.

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 02:39 AM

I hear you. Sometimes I just want to turn my brain off and zone out with mindless drivel, too.
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Posted 19 July 2017 - 02:55 AM Edited by Nitrous~, 19 July 2017 - 02:56 AM.

I'm afraid of playing Life is Strange because of what I have seen about the game, like reviews and positive recommendations, like I know I'm not emotionally strong a I'll probably be emotionally destroyed by the events on the game but I just can't stop thinking on playing it.

Bruh. :^)

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 09:28 AM Edited by Estraikerful, 19 July 2017 - 09:35 AM.

I'm afraid of playing Life is Strange because of what I have seen about the game, like reviews and positive recommendations, like I know I'm not emotionally strong a I'll probably be emotionally destroyed by the events on the game but I just can't stop thinking on playing it.

Bruh. :^)


I played the first chapter months ago, got left with the desire for more, I finally got the whole game thanks to PS+ but haven't got a chance to play it yet, I gotta get ready because oh boy am I in for a rollercoaster of emotions.

Edit: well I guess I have to make a confession as well
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Posted 19 July 2017 - 09:59 AM

I'm afraid of playing Life is Strange because of what I have seen about the game, like reviews and positive recommendations

 

Give it a go, It's really good.

 

Even though many of the lines in Episode 1 sound like someone in their forties is writing "cool" dialogue for teens. Do people really use the word "hella" that much?  :dontgetit:

 

 

 

Anyway, confession: Despite knowing better, I still seek approval from others to justify many decisions in life


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Posted 19 July 2017 - 01:43 PM

 

I'm afraid of playing Life is Strange because of what I have seen about the game, like reviews and positive recommendations

 

Give it a go, It's really good.

 

Even though many of the lines in Episode 1 sound like someone in their forties is writing "cool" dialogue for teens. Do people really use the word "hella" that much?  :dontgetit:

 

 

 

 

In Cali its used so much it gets annoying.

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Posted 19 July 2017 - 04:29 PM

To be honest, I felt like many males find me attractive than females.

Because of that, I got myself a boyfriend.

Also, I'm actually gay, not bi.
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Posted 19 July 2017 - 04:52 PM

To be honest, I felt like many males find me attractive than females.

Because of that, I got myself a boyfriend.

Also, I'm actually gay, not bi.

 

Hey, good for you! You go girl man!

 

I don't really have anything to confess.


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Posted 19 July 2017 - 05:31 PM

I hear you. Sometimes I just want to turn my brain off and zone out with mindless drivel, too.




Lol jk i luv u
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Posted 19 July 2017 - 05:44 PM

 

I hear you. Sometimes I just want to turn my brain off and zone out with mindless drivel, too.

"Shat tells me to get a life"

Lol jk i luv u

 

You too, big daddy.

 

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 12:39 AM

Sometimes I imagine what my life would be like if my teeth were replaced with peanuts.
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Posted 22 July 2017 - 03:39 PM

Literally everytime I talk to somebody new, I subconsciously assume they hate me and mentally prep myself to get roasted over a figurative fire




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