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Synthol
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#10171

Posted 3 days ago Edited by Synthol, 3 days ago.

Tbh i've been the one giving him most of the attention.

Owner of this page again.

I'm also pretty sad because I'm going to miss his edge posts, they were entertaining as f*ck. 


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#10172

Posted 3 days ago

I adore the smell of Suavitel, it's sooo comforting. :)

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#10173

Posted 3 days ago

i wish a boy would do this to me

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#10174

Posted 3 days ago

This is great. Thank you generous gta daddy
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#10175

Posted 3 days ago

My sleep schedule is so out of wack that I just woke up fully rested at midnight

time to go sneer at people on a forum
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#10176

Posted 3 days ago

My sleep schedule is so out of wack that I just woke up fully rested at midnight

time to go sneer at people on a forum

Speaking of sleep: I just woke up. Technically speaking, I was awake since about 9 AM but actually getting up and go on? Yep, not 'till 12 PM. Yay.


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#10177

Posted 2 days ago

I confess i am really bad at answering messages.

 

Seems i got a load of messages 8 days ago from people on my social club account and my god, i still need to send an email that is kinda 48 hours overdue by now.

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#10178

Posted 2 days ago

I confess I came in here for a decent laugh and was terribly disappointed...

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#10179

Posted 20 hours ago Edited by Darth Absentis, 19 hours ago.

I confess I came in here for a decent laugh and was terribly disappointed...

sgt-hartman-you-will-not-laugh-you-will-

 

To bad, no fun allowed.

 

edit: hey, locrito and dawar are here :)

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#10180

Posted 19 hours ago Edited by Locrito1995, 19 hours ago.

Yo B)

I confess I love 911 jokes.
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#10181

Posted 19 hours ago

my ''confession:'' i like dark humour; dark jokes.

 

why does the USA always lose a game of chess?

they miss 2 towers.

 

what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?

i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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#10182

Posted 19 hours ago Edited by Locrito1995, 19 hours ago.

my ''confession:'' i like dark humour; dark jokes.
 
why does the USA always lose a game of chess?
they miss 2 towers.
 
what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

You got me right in the moment. xD
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#10183

Posted 19 hours ago

my ''confession:'' i like dark humour; dark jokes.

 

why does the USA always lose a game of chess?

they miss 2 towers.

 

what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?

i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

There is a whole thread for this.  No need to put your sh*tty jokes here.

 

http://gtaforums.com...he-joke-thread/

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#10184

Posted 19 hours ago

 

my ''confession:'' i like dark humour; dark jokes.
 
why does the USA always lose a game of chess?
they miss 2 towers.
 
what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

You got me right in the moment. xD

 

man...i confess that if you 2 didn't have girlfriends.....hmmmm.....

I love you guys, wanna make out ?  :santa:


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#10185

Posted 19 hours ago

 

my ''confession:'' i like dark humour; dark jokes.

 

why does the USA always lose a game of chess?

they miss 2 towers.

 

what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?

i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

There is a whole thread for this.  No need to put your sh*tty jokes here.

 

 

http://gtaforums.com...he-joke-thread/

 

that's 1


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#10186

Posted 9 hours ago

For most of my life I have had this fear of stepping on a nail whenever I walk up a staircase bare foot. I blame Home Alone.

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#10187

Posted 8 hours ago

For most of my life I have had this fear of stepping on a nail whenever I walk up a staircase bare foot. I blame Home Alone.

 

I once stepped on a crusty lego and it tore my sole on muh foot pretty dang good. I walk with a limp, but I'm strong-minded;)


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#10188

Posted 7 hours ago

I stepped on a nail in an abandoned building one time. Went right through my shoe. Didn't go into my foot though, so it's not really an interesting story.


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#10189

Posted 6 hours ago

I stepped on a nail in an abandoned building one time. Went right through my shoe. Didn't go into my foot though, so it's not really an interesting story.


That's not very punk.




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