Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

I Have a Confession to Make

8,790 replies to this topic
Trinette
  • Trinette

    lean on me. so you wont. stray your neck.

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 09 Dec 2012
  • Unknown

#481

Posted 23 August 2014 - 11:31 PM

Sometimes I feel like sex is really gross , even if all participants took a shower beforehand , I still think it's gross that they insert parts of their body into the insides of someone else's body.

I'm still a Virgin though, I'm pretty sure during intercourse the participants ' primal instincts kick in and they don't really care about how gross they're being.

Also, I'm prone to sniffing my hands after scratching my balls.

Wallah I feel the same way. I feel like all too intimate encounters with people is really weird and almost nasty at times and it's something I'm uncomfortable with thinking about doing. :ph34r: :ph34r:


IveGotNoValues
  • IveGotNoValues

    Half Mexican/half white...I'm a vanilla bean!

  • Members
  • Joined: 14 Jun 2012
  • United-States

#482

Posted 24 August 2014 - 12:38 AM

 

Sometimes I feel like sex is really gross , even if all participants took a shower beforehand , I still think it's gross that they insert parts of their body into the insides of someone else's body.

I'm still a Virgin though, I'm pretty sure during intercourse the participants ' primal instincts kick in and they don't really care about how gross they're being.

Also, I'm prone to sniffing my hands after scratching my balls.

Wallah I feel the same way. I feel like all too intimate encounters with people is really weird and almost nasty at times and it's something I'm uncomfortable with thinking about doing. :ph34r: :ph34r:

 

Yeah I guess if you think too deeply about it it is a little bit gross, but I don't care, I'm willing to deal with the "grossness" of it to get the benefits. Although, I have yet to actually take part in it...stupid virgin me  :bored:


Alchemist
  • Alchemist

  • Zaibatsu
  • Joined: 30 Jun 2013
  • None
  • The Congressional Medal of sh*tposting
    Most Talented Graphics Artist 2015
    Most Improved Member 2015
    Best General Topic 2015 [GTAForums Newbie Guide 2.0]
    Best Poster [Technology] 2015
    April Fools Winner 2015
    Best New Gang 2014 [RBE]
    Helpfulness Award [GTA V]

#483

Posted 24 August 2014 - 02:11 AM

That's how you were created, it's not really that gross. I think it's incredible, in a non-perverted way.

 

Just think, it's super easy to have a baby.


The Harwood Bitcher
  • The Harwood Bitcher

    f*ck YOU

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 09 Feb 2014
  • Argentina

#484

Posted 24 August 2014 - 03:23 AM

If the dude who dates my mom knew the things i shaved with his razor....
  • krashr, V HoneyBadger V and Buckminsterfullerene like this

the_warbsta
  • the_warbsta

    Hustler

  • Members
  • Joined: 11 Sep 2012
  • Australia

#485

Posted 25 August 2014 - 05:43 AM

The whole 6 months before my dad was sent into the, well, you know, the chair, I only wrote one letter.

Xavierr
  • Xavierr

    ....

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 18 Dec 2013
  • None

#486

Posted 25 August 2014 - 06:49 AM

I cuddle with my pillow at night.

A lot of times if there's a cute girl on my mind at night , I pretend my pillow is said girl.

Sometimes more than one cute girl is on my mind, but it's cool , since I sleep with two pillows.

Buckminsterfullerene
  • Buckminsterfullerene

    JOHNNIE TEE IN THE HOUSE

  • Members
  • Joined: 09 Mar 2014
  • Senegal

#487

Posted 25 August 2014 - 06:54 AM

If the dude who dates my mom knew the things i shaved with his razor....

 

I lol'd at this for a good minute.


Alexander
  • Alexander

    Александр

  • The Yardies
  • Joined: 05 Apr 2012
  • France

#488

Posted 25 August 2014 - 01:14 PM

I cuddle with my pillow at night.

A lot of times if there's a cute girl on my mind at night , I pretend my pillow is said girl.

Sometimes more than one cute girl is on my mind, but it's cool , since I sleep with two pillows.


lol, I hope you wash both every single day.

OT:
-I really like Watch_Dogs.
-Sometimes I sleep with my teddy bear

161isaiah161
  • 161isaiah161

    I love cats

  • Members
  • Joined: 13 Oct 2013
  • Poland

#489

Posted 25 August 2014 - 04:08 PM Edited by Jeone, 25 August 2014 - 04:08 PM.

Im scared of the dark sometimes

Marwin
  • Marwin

    Cyclical Shtick

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 18 Feb 2008
  • Norway
  • Kenny G Enthusiast [All Time]
    Contribution [Music]

#490

Posted 25 August 2014 - 05:01 PM

 

 

Sometimes I feel like sex is really gross , even if all participants took a shower beforehand , I still think it's gross that they insert parts of their body into the insides of someone else's body.

I'm still a Virgin though, I'm pretty sure during intercourse the participants ' primal instincts kick in and they don't really care about how gross they're being.

Also, I'm prone to sniffing my hands after scratching my balls.

Wallah I feel the same way. I feel like all too intimate encounters with people is really weird and almost nasty at times and it's something I'm uncomfortable with thinking about doing. :ph34r: :ph34r:

 

Yeah I guess if you think too deeply about it it is a little bit gross, but I don't care, I'm willing to deal with the "grossness" of it to get the benefits. Although, I have yet to actually take part in it...stupid virgin me  :bored:

 

Sex is never gross. I had sex with a chinese girl on her period once, 11/10 would do again

  • The Harwood Bitcher likes this

RedDagger
  • RedDagger

    Crash test dummy

  • GTA Series Staff
  • Joined: 24 Oct 2011
  • United-Kingdom
  • Draw Contest Grand Prize 2016
    Most Desperate Campaign Poster 2015
    April Fools Winner 2015
    Best General Topic 2015 [GTAForums Newbie Guide 2.0]
    Helpfulness Award

#491

Posted 25 August 2014 - 06:41 PM

I cuddle with my pillow at night.

 

I have this next to my pillow:

http://www.squishabl.../Squishable Fox

It's larger than my torso, and the softest thing I know.

 

I'm far from being a manly person anyway, and these things are the best for hugging. Sue me. 

  • universetwisters likes this

universetwisters
  • universetwisters

    Traum - Tagtraum - Am Fenster

  • Members
  • Joined: 26 Feb 2011
  • United-States
  • Best Workshop 2014
    Most Improved 2014
    Funniest Member 2014
    April Fools Winner 2015

#492

Posted 25 August 2014 - 10:44 PM

 

I cuddle with my pillow at night.

 

I have this next to my pillow:

http://www.squishabl.../Squishable Fox

It's larger than my torso, and the softest thing I know.

 

I'm far from being a manly person anyway, and these things are the best for hugging. Sue me. 

 

 

I almost bought the Panda for myself. Those things are cute.


V HoneyBadger V
  • V HoneyBadger V

    Ratel

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Feb 2014
  • Poland

#493

Posted 25 August 2014 - 11:17 PM Edited by V HoneyBadger V, 27 November 2015 - 02:15 AM.

.

  • The Harwood Bitcher likes this

universetwisters
  • universetwisters

    Traum - Tagtraum - Am Fenster

  • Members
  • Joined: 26 Feb 2011
  • United-States
  • Best Workshop 2014
    Most Improved 2014
    Funniest Member 2014
    April Fools Winner 2015

#494

Posted 25 August 2014 - 11:25 PM

A guy once offered me 10,000 Rubles to have a sh*t on his face. Not even sex, just that.

 

But did you take the offer?

  • Marwin likes this

walkingsickness
  • walkingsickness

    Mr. "Blow Your Head Off"

  • Members
  • Joined: 21 Dec 2005

#495

Posted 25 August 2014 - 11:25 PM Edited by walkingsickness, 25 August 2014 - 11:27 PM.

Well, if you think sex is gross, how about this?

A guy once offered me 10,000 Rubles to have a sh*t on his face. Not even sex, just that.

Another confession. I found an empty road once and I was able to get my Shelby Mustang to its top speed.
That doesn't really beat the other confession though.

Ummmmmmm......Question?

 

Did you actually go ahead and sh*t on that good gentleman face...for the amount of currency he was offering?

For some reason I really want to know that the answer was yes...and you had diarrhea when you did it...


V HoneyBadger V
  • V HoneyBadger V

    Ratel

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Feb 2014
  • Poland

#496

Posted 25 August 2014 - 11:30 PM

Well, if you think sex is gross, how about this?
A guy once offered me 10,000 Rubles to have a sh*t on his face. Not even sex, just that.
Another confession. I found an empty road once and I was able to get my Shelby Mustang to its top speed.
That doesn't really beat the other confession though.

Ummmmmmm......Question?
 
Did you actually go ahead and sh*t on that good gentleman face...for the amount of currency he was offering?
For some reason I really want to know that the answer was yes...and you had diarrhea when you did it...

Hell no. I couldn't do that to someone, no matter how much money I was offered. I have enough money to not care.
No chocolate gifts for the good gentleman.

A guy once offered me 10,000 Rubles to have a sh*t on his face. Not even sex, just that.

 
But did you take the offer?

No I did not. I couldn't do that to anyone, no matter the offer.
  • The Harwood Bitcher likes this

The Harwood Bitcher
  • The Harwood Bitcher

    f*ck YOU

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 09 Feb 2014
  • Argentina

#497

Posted 25 August 2014 - 11:31 PM

^^^^^
This place beats the sh*t out of facebook
  • V HoneyBadger V likes this

walkingsickness
  • walkingsickness

    Mr. "Blow Your Head Off"

  • Members
  • Joined: 21 Dec 2005

#498

Posted 25 August 2014 - 11:32 PM

You ma'ma....are a decent human being...

 

me on the other hand...I would've of sh*tted on that mans head for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!

 

My motto is..."if someone ask you to sh*t on them...who are you to say no to someones dream?"

 

It would of been selfish for me to say no to that man....and I try to never be selfish

  • V HoneyBadger V likes this

Xavierr
  • Xavierr

    ....

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 18 Dec 2013
  • None

#499

Posted 27 August 2014 - 02:19 AM

I'm not sure if I'd want to f*ck a Lamborghini.

But I know if I did see one irl, I'd probably have a semi, no doubt about that.

Xavierr
  • Xavierr

    ....

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 18 Dec 2013
  • None

#500

Posted 27 August 2014 - 02:24 AM

I need to stop playing Forza.

Payne
  • Payne

    f*ck you

  • $outh $ide Hoodz
  • Joined: 04 Aug 2014
  • United-States

#501

Posted 27 August 2014 - 02:28 AM Edited by maxpaynefan, 27 August 2014 - 02:28 AM.

I liked splinter cell blacklist. :D
I still play sniper elite V2
I'm lonely as hell.
  • BlackScout likes this

LOES
  • LOES

    Kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 May 2014
  • Canada

#502

Posted 27 August 2014 - 03:21 AM

A guy once offered me 10,000 Rubles to have a sh*t on his face. Not even sex, just that.


Somehow I wanted to say that this is the dream.

But

Another confession. I found an empty road once and I was able to get my Shelby Mustang to its top speed.


That's the dream.
  • V HoneyBadger V likes this

The Harwood Bitcher
  • The Harwood Bitcher

    f*ck YOU

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 09 Feb 2014
  • Argentina

#503

Posted 27 August 2014 - 03:55 AM

-I have gay toughts because of the boredom
-my dick is twisted to the right
-i feel really alone
-i spy on people i find interesting
-one time during sex,my ex took a dump on me (by mistake)
-im afraid of the dark and sleep with the lights on
-i almost never wash my hands
-i got a bearhug fetish (blame "the spider-man series" and wrestling)
-i did it with my cousin (she's ugly as f*ck)
-if i got a car ,i will like to live in it
-a girl punched me in the throat one time (WORST PUNCH EVER)
-

Xavierr
  • Xavierr

    ....

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 18 Dec 2013
  • None

#504

Posted 27 August 2014 - 04:06 AM

-I'm American and prefer Italian cars over muscle.

- my starsign is a Taurus, and Lamborghini's symbol is a bull, I beleive this means it's my destiny to get a Lamborghini.

Plank.
  • Plank.

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Mar 2008
  • United-States

#505

Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:24 PM

-"Best of You" is the most overrated Foo Fighters song, and I don't particularly care for it.

 

-I constantly pirate music, movies and PC games and have no plans to stop.


Marwin
  • Marwin

    Cyclical Shtick

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 18 Feb 2008
  • Norway
  • Kenny G Enthusiast [All Time]
    Contribution [Music]

#506

Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:26 PM

I think xavierr should shut the hell up every once in a while

 

Completely without reason, I arbitrarily like anything universetwisters says or does. 

 

I had sex with a 15 year old

  • DestaliusDark, Scaglietti and The Harwood Bitcher like this

Scaglietti
  • Scaglietti

    Italia

  • Facade Corporation
  • Joined: 25 Jun 2013
  • Italy

#507

Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:46 PM

-I'm American and prefer Italian cars over muscle.

- my starsign is a Taurus, and Lamborghini's symbol is a bull, I beleive this means it's my destiny to get a Lamborghini.

 

- I think modern muscle cars are overrated. To me they're all about budget speed and no substance.

 

- I would never want a Lamborghini unless it was something limited like the Aventador 50th Anniversary. They are fun and I'd like to rent one for a day or two, but they're ostentatious and I just couldn't see myself living with them. They'd be in the garage 80% of the time and I personally don't like the owners that do that.

 

- I can't stand people most of the time but don't mind being in crowded places as long as I don't become the center of attention.

 

- My personality on paper would indicate that I'm an introvert, but again I don't mind being out in public. In fact I hate being in the house most of the time. If it were up to me, I'd be out almost all day almost everyday.

 

-


DestaliusDark
  • DestaliusDark

    Gotta Get A Grip

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Oct 2011
  • Belgium

#508

Posted 27 August 2014 - 10:47 PM Edited by DestaliusDark, 28 August 2014 - 08:28 PM.

I think xavierr should shut the hell up every once in a while

Here is my confession, i laughed way to hard at this just now. 

 

Another one; Sometimes i try out a bunch of weird stuff to get high when i'm out of weed the next couple of days, like burning a piece of the knife i used to scrape resin from my pipe
and inhaling the smokes that come off, i'm basically poisoning myself, but it still gets me high because there is a lot of resin on the knife left, i also once used Tea as a base layer to sprinkle kief on(thats a lot less dangerous though).

It's just a matter of time before i blow someone for low quality weed.

 

(Okay, this was a joke post hence the end where i would blow someone for weed, damn)

  • Marwin likes this

wiizardii
  • wiizardii

    Hagu

  • Members
  • Joined: 07 Oct 2013
  • None

#509

Posted 28 August 2014 - 05:27 PM Edited by Phoenix_Shit, 28 August 2014 - 05:27 PM.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I am Batman!


Payne
  • Payne

    f*ck you

  • $outh $ide Hoodz
  • Joined: 04 Aug 2014
  • United-States

#510

Posted 28 August 2014 - 05:30 PM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I am Batman!

No, Im Batman!





3 user(s) are reading this topic

1 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users