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Posted 04 February 2014 - 06:52 PM

I'm a compulsive liar. 

Can't tell if lying or telling the truth...
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 11:40 PM

 

snip

snip

 

 

Yummy.

 

I confess to minor intoxication... at age 13.


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:03 AM

I confess to flossing my teeth........and swallowing the food pieces instead of spitting it out. Ew lololol.

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#274

Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:09 AM

I confess to flossing my teeth........and swallowing the food pieces instead of spitting it out. Ew lololol.

:blink:  :barf:


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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:28 AM

I confess to flossing my teeth........and swallowing the food pieces instead of spitting it out. Ew lololol.

What else do you swallow? ;)

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 05:30 AM

I confess to flossing my teeth........and swallowing the food pieces instead of spitting it out. Ew lololol.

Crap.. that's a bad thing?

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:17 AM

 

I confess to flossing my teeth........and swallowing the food pieces instead of spitting it out. Ew lololol.

What else do you swallow? ;)

 

Food, drinks, my saliva......OH you're expecting me to say cum. 

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 08:43 PM

I masturbated in the school showers once

I had sex with a 15 year old and then a month later her 16 year old friend

I can, and have sucked my own diq

I am not religious (I am employed in a conservative church)

I don't accept my lesbian sister

 

I guess those are the absolute worst ones

Wait, fellow landsman. Where you over the age of 16 when you had it with that 15-year old? Because of Norway`s weird laws, that would make you a pedophile.  :panic:


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 09:26 PM Edited by PaletoChickenCapo, 06 February 2014 - 09:27 PM.

 

I masturbated in the school showers once

I had sex with a 15 year old and then a month later her 16 year old friend

I can, and have sucked my own diq

I am not religious (I am employed in a conservative church)

I don't accept my lesbian sister

 

I guess those are the absolute worst ones

Wait, fellow landsman. Where you over the age of 16 when you had it with that 15-year old? Because of Norway`s weird laws, that would make you a pedophile.  :panic:

 

Wait, fellow landsman didn't that (almost) happen to you too? The thing with your uncle when you were 4?


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Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:11 PM Edited by Marwin, 27 April 2016 - 04:30 PM.

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 11:41 PM

I did something silly not too long ago. I posted... compromising pictures of myself onto an amateur site. The pics are probably still floating around the net


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#282

Posted 23 February 2014 - 05:46 AM

Just how compromising? 


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Posted 23 February 2014 - 05:55 AM

I have a very hard time telling my family how much they mean to me. I have often had fights and arguments with them and although I do love them I find it so difficult to say so. I'm not sure why that is. Maybe it's because whenever I say or show that I love someone they seem to die. I literally have an internal struggle about whether I should say it or not. I just don't want to lose them and get hurt again. I still think about family members who have passed away about ten years ago and it's like the wound has healed, the scar is gone, but it just still hurts. I know it's not the most scandalous confession, but it's something that I just don't understand.  


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#284

Posted 23 February 2014 - 10:36 PM

Just how compromising? 

naked 


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 10:31 AM

Today a girl left her favorite pencil at school and I took it, I told her I would give it back the next time we meet.

The thing is, it smells like her, and I keep sniffing it

so yeah....


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 10:43 AM

Today a girl left her favorite pencil at school and I took it, I told her I would give it back the next time we meet.

The thing is, it smells like her, and I keep sniffing it

so yeah....

mmmm.jpg

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#287

Posted 14 May 2014 - 10:56 AM

 

Today a girl left her favorite pencil at school and I took it, I told her I would give it back the next time we meet.

The thing is, it smells like her, and I keep sniffing it

so yeah....

mmmm.jpg

 

She's the same age as me.


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 12:20 PM

Today a girl left her favorite pencil at school and I took it, I told her I would give it back the next time we meet.
The thing is, it smells like her, and I keep sniffing it
so yeah....


What was she doing? Writing a research paper on how vulvas operate?
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Posted 14 May 2014 - 12:36 PM

She's the same age as me.

Still pretty creepy.
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#290

Posted 14 May 2014 - 12:40 PM

Did you really bump this topic so you could get your pencil sniffing fetish off your chest?

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#291

Posted 14 May 2014 - 01:02 PM Edited by LittleBlueTroll, 14 May 2014 - 01:03 PM.

Today a girl left her favorite panties at school and I took them, I told her I would give it back the next time we meet.

The thing is, they smell like her, and I keep sniffing them

so yeah....

 

I edited this to show what i believe this story is really about.

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#292

Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:02 PM

Did you really bump this topic so you could get your pencil sniffing fetish off your chest?

Yes, this is a confessions thread so it's appropriate.

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#293

Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:25 PM

I eat my man gravy. Finger lickin' good.


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:33 PM Edited by stu, 14 May 2014 - 03:33 PM.

I eat my man gravy. Finger lickin' good.

 

That's probably still not even one of your top 10 character flaws.

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#295

Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:34 PM

I eat my man gravy. Finger lickin' good.

I'm sure you eat others gravy as well. 

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#296

Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:37 PM

 

I eat my man gravy. Finger lickin' good.

 

That's probably still not even one of your top 10 character flaws.

 

It's probably not even true. This is the internet, after all.


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:22 PM Edited by Sw1ft562, 02 June 2014 - 02:41 AM.

i dont add armor upgrades to any of my vehicles in gtao. now you know


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#298

Posted 14 May 2014 - 10:14 PM

I get too out of hand when frustrated or irritated.

 

Hold yourself tighter.


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#299

Posted 15 May 2014 - 01:17 AM

At work I sneak in the woman's bathroom and I masturdebate

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#300

Posted 15 May 2014 - 01:23 AM

At work I sneak in the woman's bathroom and I masturdebate

You have an intelligent debate with the women in there?

 

 

...my confession is that I have eaten my own jizz before. It was an accident, but still. It tasted kinda salty.

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