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[GtaAndRdrFan]

None really i have had flings but nobody who ive actually gone out with other than Jasmine Elizabeth Rose i f*cking loved that bitch and what does she do sleeps with some Greasy Mexican Spic.

[.dre.]

QUOTE (GtaAndRdrFan @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 01:46)

None really i have had flings but nobody who ive actually gone out with other than Jasmine Elizabeth Rose i f*cking loved that bitch and what does she do sleeps with some Greasy Mexican Spic.

I can't see why she did. You're a clingy, insecure racist. That really gets the panties wet.

[pizza guy]

I'm going out with a girl quite a bit younger than me at the moment, nothing serious, just hanging, stuff like that. We both have a lot in common which helps a lot. Our working hours are fairly similar as well. People ask us if we're officially boyfriend and girlfriend, both of us deny it. We've both come to the agreement of seeing how things go.

[GtaAndRdrFan]

QUOTE (.dre. @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 02:21)

QUOTE (GtaAndRdrFan @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 01:46) None really i have had flings   but nobody who ive actually gone out with other than Jasmine Elizabeth Rose  i f*cking loved that bitch and what does she do sleeps with some Greasy Mexican Spic.  I can't see why she did. You're a clingy, insecure racist. That really gets the panties wet.

im racist because i called him a spic?? that's nothing more than a common insult and im not clingy or insecure at all how could u possibly even know.

[kamuran]

I've had 3 girlfriends.

One in 7th grade for 2 days, 1 for 1 day and one for 13 months.

The last girlfiend I had really hurt me. She's was very abusive to me. She hit me, put me down, didn't sleep with me for 2 and a half months, insulted me and treated me like a dog for 9 months. She was also extemely ungrateful. I spent $150 on her for her birthday and took her to a movie and she hated it because "i didnt do enough for her. I dumped that fat pathetic bitch 2 months ago and have been happy with my life again.

Anyway, for now, I don't want to have a girlfiend for a while because of my ex.

Edited by kamuran, 22 July 2013 - 03:17 AM.

[Notorious Big]

QUOTE (kamuran @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 03:14)

I've had 3 girlfriends. One in 7th grade for 2 days, 1 for 1 day and one for 13 months. The last girlfiend I had really hurt me. She's was very abusive to me. She hit me, put me down, insulted me and treated me like a dog for 9 months. I dumped that pathetic bitch 2 months ago and have been happy with my life again. Anyway, for now, I don't want to have a girlfiend for a while because of my ex.

This is basically the same thing for me...only my last girlfriend left me because I gamed to much... I'd of beat her to death if she hit me man.

[kamuran]

Read what I edited. It gets better.

[Notorious Big]

Ungrateful whore man....

[CallTheCoroner]

Ok if we're counting f*cking elementary and middle school girlfriends then I had like 30. We need something a little more definitive.

[.dre.]

QUOTE (GtaAndRdrFan @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 02:57)

QUOTE (.dre. @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 02:21) QUOTE (GtaAndRdrFan @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 01:46) None really i have had flings   but nobody who ive actually gone out with other than Jasmine Elizabeth Rose  i f*cking loved that bitch and what does she do sleeps with some Greasy Mexican Spic.  I can't see why she did. You're a clingy, insecure racist. That really gets the panties wet. im racist because i called him a spic?? that's nothing more than a common insult and im not clingy or insecure at all how could u possibly even know.

You're all kinds of stupid.

[Secura]

QUOTE (ManDog @ Friday, Jul 19 2013, 20:50)

None, I'm 12, and I'm in the house all day. Pretty impossible to get one, hehe.

Kirsty

[Shoumic]

QUOTE (Lightning Strike @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 10:35)

Kirsty

QUOTE (Kirsty)

Oh ManDog, yes I know him, all too well. He is my occasional stalker and purposely annoys me, and I get his life story through skype, but overall he's a good kid

Not BF and GF.

[Secura]

Kalvin's not a man to take 'em willingly Shou.

[Adriaan]

Isn't this thread a little one sided when you specifically ask how many "girlfriends" you've had? There's chicks on this forum, too...

And Pat.

[deepthroatgta6]

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 10:10)

There's chicks on this forum, too...

Maybe OP is trying to find out the lesbians.
Maybe OP is lesbian.

[PerceptortheShootist]

I've had two during middle school. One lasted 6 months or so, and then I treated her and an entire online community like garbage because "I felt like it". That was my mistake, but I've realized my wrong-doing and we've gotten over it. Now we're friends again.

The second one lasted 4-6 months. We didn't seriously agree to be together, it was just for giggles. She did see interest in me and then we kind of parted after we realized it wasn't serious.

[Smaaske]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 00:32)

QUOTE (Smaaske @ Sunday, Jul 21 2013, 22:37) 2. Analia - broke up with her because she lived too far away. Who the hell name's their daughter Analia? Did she have a sister called oraletta? Jesus.

Don't ask me but I agree

[nightwalker83]

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 11:02)

QUOTE (Smaaske @ Sunday, Jul 21 2013, 22:37) 2. Analia - broke up with her because she lived too far away. Who the hell name's their daughter Analia? Did she have a sister called oraletta? Jesus.

Yes, naming your kids after you extra curricular activities is just wrong.

[Nopheros]

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 06:40)

Isn't this thread a little one sided when you specifically ask how many "girlfriends" you've had? There's chicks on this forum, too... And Pat.

Oh, sorry.

I'll edit the original post so people with vaginas can be here too.

[im_stoned]

I'm too scared to talk to girls. Their very pretty and a lot smarter than me. I try to be brave and over come the odds like john cena but end up running away like sheamus did when nexus showed up.






their we go complete with theme music appropriate for the occasion

[Mr.Mister]

QUOTE (elanman @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 15:38)

Seeing two people at the same time, both of whom work with you? Either I'm not understanding sarcasm or that's incredibly dangerous. Stu: Obviously my previous post is absolute tosh. In reality I've never had a girlfriend. I don't think there's much sense in a serious relationship until you've got a stable job nailed down or have completed other comparable commitments.

Not really dude, it's nothing serious at the moment and I just do fun stuff with them. Some people spread misinformation and now even my boss is asking which one I am going to date. People see me as a player which in reality is actually the total opposite. Image is everything I guess

[headmetalbanger]

None, probably never find and dies alone.

PS: But three girls look for a relationship with me around my 15/16 years old, I refused why they were opposed to what I look for in a girl.

Edited by headmetalbanger, 22 July 2013 - 09:59 PM.

[elanman]

QUOTE (Mr.Mister @ Monday, Jul 22 2013, 16:26)

QUOTE (elanman @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 15:38) Seeing two people at the same time, both of whom work with you? Either I'm not understanding sarcasm or that's incredibly dangerous. Stu: Obviously my previous post is absolute tosh. In reality I've never had a girlfriend. I don't think there's much sense in a serious relationship until you've got a stable job nailed down or have completed other comparable commitments. Not really dude, it's nothing serious at the moment and I just do fun stuff with them. Some people spread misinformation and now even my boss is asking which one I am going to date. People see me as a player which in reality is actually the total opposite. Image is everything I guess

If you can handle the situation, then I admire you.


I can barely handle one chick at a time, let alone two, and I guess I exaggerated a bit. If you're having fun, that's all that matters in the end mate.

headmetalbanger: Don't complain about being alone if you've turned down three girls already. Compromises have to be made in any relationship.

[blitz]

No real relationships here. School keeps me way too busy and I struggle enough keeping a balance between my academics and social life.

[Xboxless]

I haven't really had one either.

It's a mix of low confidence and not really attempting at starting one. I am also just questioning whether it really is that great to be in a relationship. I hear a lot of times about how annoying relationships are and it just doesn't seem that great.

I just really don't see the point to a relationship with a person. I would much rather just be left alone to do what I want to do than have to constantly worry about someone else. I already nearly lose my mind every day just having to deal with people and the social problems that arise from that, so I cannot imagine the sheer amount of anxiety being in a relationship would bring me.

So yeah, f*ck that.

That's my within the human condition opinion. My normal thinking is usually attempting to see humanity from outside so I definitely can't do it. I just think it's almost a waste of time.

Edited by Xboxless, 24 July 2013 - 05:49 PM.

[rolomite]

I've only had one. But I found out she was doing everything, half a year long, only to get free stuff and bed time pleasures. Dumped her immediatly when I found out.
After this I was single for half a year.
Then I started fooling around with a girl, but she didn't have enough time for the 'relationship' to get serious.
And since a month I am really starting to fall in love with another girl

So far for my love life

[Law0070]

1. I was 16, she was 14, broke up with her cause she got annoying, lasted 11 months
2. I was 17, she was 15 (almost 16), love of my life, really, she was forced to break up with me because of her parents (her mom hated me), lasted 9 months and some months "secret"
3. I was 18, almost 19, she was 18, broke up with her because she was all about having kids and a family etc, stayed with her for 3-4 months
4. I was 19; she was 19, she cheated on me on NYE, been together for 3 months...lots of missed potential imo
5. current gf, she's 20 and i'm 21, we are going through a lot of sh*t right now but we'll make it, i'm with her for over a year now, maybe not the love of my life (i'm too young to know for sure) but who knows...

perhaps there's a 3,5 GF, a girl i dated in england for a week we broke up cuz i went home

also, all of my gf's names (except the english one) end with an "a"

[felixuta]

I'm sure you're gonna laugh but I only had one with like...9 years then I had to change school and I was too embarassed (did I write it correctly? I always write it wrong...) to call her again

[rolomite]

QUOTE (felixuta @ Wednesday, Jul 24 2013, 19:37)

I'm sure you're gonna laugh but I only had one with like...9 years then I had to change school and I was too embarassed (did I write it correctly? I always write it wrong...) to call her again

Oh man, that's a shame
Don't you wonder how she's doing now?
As for my ex gf, the first one I was talking about (the golddigger) I hope she doesn't keep on a rampage streak while hurting other mans feelings