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EvilFuture
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#61

Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

Drawback: It's a Nokia.

Wish: I wish I could build an entire house in less than a minute.

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#62

Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

Drawback - It's a house that you put on a model railroad

Wish - I wish I had $9,000 worth of model trains

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#63

Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

Drawback: That's $9000 truly wasted.

Wish: I wish I had a pepperoni pizza right now.

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#64

Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

Drawback: The ingredients are 3 months old.

Wish: I could shape shift into anything I want and then shape shift back to myself.

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#65

Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:52 PM

Drawback - People can see through your disguise

Wish - I had an unlimited supply of Checkers hamburgers that were fresh and free and nobody else was after them

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#66

Posted 01 August 2013 - 11:54 PM

Drawback: The burgers had semen on them, fresh semen, but semen all the same.

Wish: Justin Bieber would stop making music.

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#67

Posted 02 August 2013 - 12:53 AM

Drawback: Congratulations! Your wish has been granted. He left the music industry for good. Now, he's a really douchy main character in all of your favourite TV shows.

Wish: I wish tomorrow was a clear, sunny day in all of Ontario.

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#68

Posted 02 August 2013 - 12:56 AM

DRAWBACK - Nobody cares because it's Ontario

WISH - There are no bedtimes and ice cream is for breakfast

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#69

Posted 02 August 2013 - 01:49 AM

Drawback: you keep falling asleep.
Wish: go waist deep in Natalie Portman

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#70

Posted 02 August 2013 - 01:51 AM

Drawback: She hasn't trimmed for a couple of months.

Wish: I wish I had a trillion dollars.

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#71

Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:17 AM

Drawback: The value of the dollar is decreased to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of what it was before you got a trillion dollars

Wish: I wish I could dance like Michael Jackson.
This should be a fun one.

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#72

Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:19 AM


Drawback: you fall in love with him.
Wish: Go to space.

Durden
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#73

Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:53 AM

QUOTE (GunWrath @ Thursday, Aug 1 2013, 22:19)
Drawback: you fall in love with him.
Wish: Go to space.

C'mon dude, give us a challenge confused.gif

Drawback: You're all alone without proper safety gear. Your death is immediate.

Wish: I wish there was a great, hilarious movie made about The Uncle Dolan Show.

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#74

Posted 03 August 2013 - 01:27 AM

QUOTE (gionascm2 @ Friday, Aug 2 2013, 02:53)
Wish: I wish there was a great, hilarious movie made about The Uncle Dolan Show.

Drawback: After production finishes, the entire cast and crew vanish without a trace.

Wish: Able to shoot fire from the tips of my fingers.

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#75

Posted 03 August 2013 - 01:34 AM

Drawback: You burn the sh*t out of your finger tips
Wish: I wish everyone who exists or ever will exist will have infinite happiness

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#76

Posted 03 August 2013 - 01:01 PM

Drawback: Dead people come back to life as miserable people.
Wish: To have all the powers and be able to control them.

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#77

Posted 03 August 2013 - 01:57 PM

Drawback: "with great power comes great responsibility"
wish: to get all of my work done on time

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#78

Posted 03 August 2013 - 02:24 PM

QUOTE (wolfy boy @ Saturday, Aug 3 2013, 13:57)
Drawback: "with great power comes great responsibility"
wish: to get all of my work done on time

Drawback - You run out of time.
Wish - To get out of London!

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#79

Posted 03 August 2013 - 02:29 PM

DRAWBACK - A giant dome covers London and electrocutes anybody who touches it on either side.

WISH - I wish my mom would stop drinking

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#80

Posted 03 August 2013 - 03:23 PM

Drawback - She gets hooked on meth

Wish - Have an unlimited amount of money, no drawback can affect you at all

Bonus - Ability to fart without [accidentally] sh*tting

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#81

Posted 03 August 2013 - 03:28 PM

DRAWBACK - Someone steals the money

WISH - The wicker chair I'm sitting in turns into a comfy leather one with footrests.

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#82

Posted 03 August 2013 - 03:54 PM

Drawback - It looks like its made of leather, really it's made out of cow sh*t.
Wish - To have a good first car.

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#83

Posted 03 August 2013 - 03:56 PM

DRAWBACK - It's good by shoddy eastern european standards

WISH - I wish there was world peace

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#84

Posted 03 August 2013 - 04:03 PM Edited by Valenta, 03 August 2013 - 04:05 PM.

QUOTE
WISH - I wish there was world peace.

Drawback: Makes us easier to defeat in a alien invasion.

Wish: Invincibility.

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#85

Posted 03 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

Drawback: You're been tortured all day, but you can't die.
Wish: Be the most intelligent person on Earth.

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#86

Posted 03 August 2013 - 04:14 PM

DRAWBACK - You loose control of your body and have to live in a wheelchair like stephen hawking

WISH - 9/11 never happened

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#87

Posted 03 August 2013 - 04:16 PM

I guess you've had the idea from my signature

Drawback: There was a nuclear bomb instead.
Wish: Be able to read in people's mind.

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#88

Posted 03 August 2013 - 06:11 PM

Drawback: You hear everyones mind at the same time causin a massive migraine
wish: I wish I was CEO of the world

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#89

Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:03 PM

Drawback: Sure, but you can't control sh*t.

Wish: I wish this wish gets drawbacked.

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#90

Posted 03 August 2013 - 07:58 PM

Drawback: None
I wish I could make any food appear in front of me whenever I wanted it




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