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Durden
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#1

Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:25 AM

I assume most of you know how genies tend to operate: they grant you any wish you desire, but there's always a sneaky drawback to that wish that negatively affects that wish. If you've watched Fairly Odd Parents before, you're already familiar with this concept from the genie named Norm.

For example, If I wish for an omelette, a potential drawback could be that it falls onto my hands, steaming hot, giving me burns. Or if I wish for a million dollars, it could be as a result of my father robbing a bank and now the police are chasing him down. You get the idea.

I will make a wish, and then the next poster must create some sort of drawback to that wish. Then, they post their own wish for the next poster to taint. Think of it as the superpower topic, only on a much greater scale with much more freedom. Structure your posts like this:


Drawback:

Wish:

Ready? Let's begin. Be creative!


Wish: I wish I received an early copy of GTAV tomorrow.

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#2

Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:29 AM

Drawback: It is unfinished, buggy, and impossible to run on your console.

Wish: I wish that this heat wave was gone, I'm steaming right now.

Durden
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#3

Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:40 AM

Drawback: It is gone, and replaced with the most brutal hurricane of the century.

Wish: I wish I had a medium sized cookie-dough blizzard from Dairy Queen right now.

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#4

Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:45 AM

Drawback:You can't taste it.

Wish: I wish I had a PS4.

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#5

Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:47 AM

Drawback - No games are out for it yet

Wish - I wish everybody here loved "New Kids" as much as I do.

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#6

Posted 18 July 2013 - 02:02 AM

Drawback - You get arrested for making sexual advances towards kids online.

Wish: - Caribbean cruise with orbitalraindrops.

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#7

Posted 18 July 2013 - 02:07 AM

Drawback - You share a room with his mom.

Wish - Steam will install y games faster.

Durden
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#8

Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:24 AM

Drawback: The games install 1 second faster than normal.

Wish: I wish I had infinite wishes.

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#9

Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:28 AM

Drawback: Every wish you make causes you to age 7 years.

Wish: I wish for my own fountain of youth.

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#10

Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:34 AM

Drawback: You remain a little kid.

Wish: I wish I had a house.

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#11

Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:35 AM

Drawback: It's a box.

Wish: I wish that my cock would smile back at me for a change.

Durden
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#12

Posted 20 July 2013 - 03:43 AM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Friday, Jul 19 2013, 23:35)
Drawback: It's a box.

Wish: I wish that my cock would smile back at me for a change.

Drawback: Your penis is now alive; besides smiling at you, it also judges you for the type of porn that you watch.

Wish: I wish I had a brand new MacBook Pro computer in perfect condition that works great.

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#13

Posted 20 July 2013 - 07:36 AM

QUOTE (gionascm2 @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 03:43)
Wish: I wish I had a brand new MacBook Pro computer in perfect condition that works great.


Drawback: It's in your most hated color.

Wish: I wish I could fly on Concorde just once.

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#14

Posted 20 July 2013 - 07:37 AM

Drawback: It crashed
Wish: I wish I could go to Japan one day.

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#15

Posted 20 July 2013 - 07:40 AM

Drawback: Once you get there, everybody hates you and you have to come back to the US

Wish: Anything I wanted in Walmart or any store I happened to be in is free.

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#16

Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:29 AM

Drawback: All of those free items are broken beyond repair.

Wish: I could live in the Highschool of the Dead world.

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#17

Posted 20 July 2013 - 09:01 AM

Drawback: Everyone at the school is alive.

Wish: I wish I had my skydive licence so I could jump solo.

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#18

Posted 20 July 2013 - 10:16 AM

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Wish: I wish I had my skydive licence so I could jump solo.


Drawback: The parachute would malfunction whenever you flew solo.

Wish: I wish I lived in a mansion with 20 horny women.

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#19

Posted 20 July 2013 - 10:59 AM

QUOTE (natethegreatforlife @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 02:16)
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Wish: I wish I had my skydive licence so I could jump solo.


Drawback: The parachute would malfunction whenever you flew solo.

Wish: I wish I lived in a mansion with 20 horny women.

Drawback: All of them has STD's.

Wish: I wish I had the best girl (for me) and we never broke up(and she didn't cheat). icon14.gif

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#20

Posted 20 July 2013 - 11:06 AM

Drawback: She has dick.

Wish: I wish I could travel in time.

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#21

Posted 20 July 2013 - 11:08 AM Edited by Hameer, 20 July 2013 - 11:17 AM.

Drawback: Once you enter the future or past, you will stay there forever.

Wish: I wish I was a muscular person.

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#22

Posted 20 July 2013 - 11:36 AM

QUOTE (Hameer @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 11:08)
Drawback: Once you enter the future or past, you will stay there forever.

Wish: I wish I was a muscular person.

Drawback: Have to purchase an entire new wardrobe to fit your new physique.

Wish: I wish for having tattoo sessions with the worlds best tattoo artists, completely free.

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#23

Posted 20 July 2013 - 11:49 AM

QUOTE (tms_junk @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 11:36)
Wish: I wish for having tattoo sessions with the worlds best tattoo artists, completely free.

Drawback : You will get an unicorn tattoo...

Wish : I wish I had the fastest internet connection

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#24

Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:11 AM

Drawback: Your ISP is about to close permanently
Wish: I wish my annoying classmates would shut up.

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#25

Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:18 AM

Drawback: They shut up, but they wind up beating the absolute f*ck out of you.

Wish: I wish that nobody could put a drawback on any of my future wishes.

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#26

Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:19 AM

Drawback - Too late.

Wish - I wish that I get a job in the railroad industry.

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#27

Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:32 AM

Drawback: A train runs you over and you lose your legs

Wish: I wish the world was full of peace.

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#28

Posted 21 July 2013 - 03:14 AM

QUOTE (018361 @ Saturday, Jul 20 2013, 18:32)
Drawback: A train runs you over and you lose your legs

Wish: I wish the world was full of peace.

Drawback: Everyone, very slowly, starts to die off.

Wish: I wish I could bring back dead people in normal form (not zombies).

Ryujin.
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#29

Posted 21 July 2013 - 03:16 AM

Drawback: They are hostile to you.
Wish: I wish I had 6 boxes of pizza right now. And 10 bottles of 2L of Pepsi.

EvilFuture
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#30

Posted 21 July 2013 - 03:19 AM

QUOTE (RyujinXKaizer @ Sunday, Jul 21 2013, 03:16)
Drawback: They are hostile to you.
Wish: I wish I had 6 boxes of pizza right now. And 10 bottles of 2L of Pepsi.

Drawback: It is all rotten and out of date, thus rendering it worthless.

Wish: I wish that I could become famous.




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