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#1

Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:22 AM

You know how Johnny lived in the Lost Clubhouse? Kinda funny how he didn't have access to showers, assuming the clubhouse doesn't have showers. Then, Brian's house doesn't even have a decent looking shower, if my memory serves. Does Johnny wallow about in his own filth, or does he manage to find a way to get clean in between knocking heads?

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:29 AM

He licks himslef, as he was a cat.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 07:52 AM

Jesus, your topic gets worse every day. Are shower or Republican Space Rangers topics that wake you up at night? If you look closely there wasn't any form of toilet in any of the GTAs. There are closed doors in the safehouses, so we may assume that usually such a room is behind them. Isn't that bother you that protagonist doesn't brush his teeth, pee or sh*t? Maybe they do in the local bush, between the missions. Stubbs said that Johnny commited crime against hygiene, so he was rather rare visitor in the bathroom.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:56 PM

QUOTE (Tycek @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 02:52)
Jesus, your topic gets worse every day. Are shower or Republican Space Rangers topics that wake you up at night? If you look closely there wasn't any form of toilet in any of the GTAs. There are closed doors in the safehouses, so we may assume that usually such a room is behind them. Isn't that bother you that protagonist doesn't brush his teeth, pee or sh*t? Maybe they do in the local bush, between the missions. Stubbs said that Johnny commited crime against hygiene, so he was rather rare visitor in the bathroom.

I always assumed that sometime in between the 6-hour period that passes after the game saves, the protagonist goes to the bathroom, brushes his teeth, and showers. Seeing as the Lost clubhouse doesn't have any showers (that we know of), how Johnny showers is a mystery
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 04:19 PM

I doubt Johnny ever showers.
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 03:58 AM

QUOTE (Tycek @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 07:52)
Jesus, your topic gets worse every day. Are shower or Republican Space Rangers topics that wake you up at night? If you look closely there wasn't any form of toilet in any of the GTAs.

there are toilets in IV. public ones in middle park for example, you do a mission to meet someone there.

Johnny obviously showers by self-inflicted swirlys in the public loo.

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:04 PM

The way I saw it was... whenever Johnny went to sleep, he would wake up in the middle of the night, jump in the shower, brush his teeth then go back to sleep. Seeing as The Lost clubhouse is quite loud with the music and the shouting upstairs, it would wake him up.

Logically, he is a filthy bastard.

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 09:35 PM

Shower in a can = deodorant

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 03:13 PM

He stands naked in the rain, howling like a dog.

It's a pointless question, but one i've wondered with films - you rarely see Jack Bauer taking a dump, for example. Are we to believe he's gone all day without taking a piss?

Hell, read my two stories (in my sig), I don't think I addressed this in them either. Its just not something a writer wants to write about, a reader read about or a gamer to "do".

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:25 PM

he is a biker so that he doesnt shower

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 01:37 PM

I didn't know bikers need showers!"

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 05:52 AM

Stupid as this question may sound, the game seems to imply that Johnny indeed doesn't shower, at least not too often. One of his idle animations is sniffing under both armpits and apparently reacting with disgust, and Stubbs ribs him more than once regarding his lack of hygiene.
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Posted 28 August 2013 - 09:20 PM

I didn't know bikers showered mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:23 AM

Hell, I only shower once or twice a week. This past Friday night was the first time I showered in a couple of weeks. Gotta love that rotten garbage, kind of a sickly sweet smell under your pits after a while. Johnny is probably like me in that way.
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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:42 AM

Johnny only gets clean if its raining. HE dun goofd.

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 10:22 AM

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 01:00 PM

It's been said you can take a shower in GTAV. Rockstar has addressed this urgent need.


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Posted 07 September 2013 - 02:49 PM

When does Johnny blow his nose? Why doesn't Johnny call his grandmother on holidays? Why doesn't Johnny ever reply to text messages?
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Posted 13 October 2013 - 09:19 PM

does luis lopez have a bathroom in his apartment?


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Posted 13 October 2013 - 11:11 PM

does luis lopez have a bathroom in his apartment?

I think so. It's supposed to be behind that closed door next to his bedroom.


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 04:55 PM

Probably outside, singing Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage.

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 06:58 AM

When does Johnny go to see his neighbors wife's cousin in laws dogs previous owner?

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Posted 10 December 2013 - 07:20 AM

Johnny only takes a shower when the sticky brown goo on his balls has started to clauster and form a crust.


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Posted 19 June 2015 - 05:01 AM Edited by 93Sean93, 19 June 2015 - 05:02 AM.

In GTA V Michael's restroom doesn't have a bathtub. i guess he doesn't shower either.


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Posted 19 June 2015 - 05:04 AM

Nice bump bro
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Posted 19 June 2015 - 05:11 AM

Cool bump bro. My guess is he dosen't shower. He a stank ass motherf*cker. Just watch his repulsed reaction when he sniffs himself.
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Posted 19 June 2015 - 05:17 AM Edited by Predator, 24 June 2016 - 06:43 AM.

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Posted 19 June 2015 - 05:33 AM

He washes himself in the Humboldt river every now and then.
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Posted 19 June 2015 - 06:23 AM

He stands in the rain then when he dries off he smells like leathery bacon. Realistic bacon that is.
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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:43 PM

He stands in the rain then when he dries off he smells like leathery bacon. Realistic bacon that is.

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