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Posted 18 July 2013 - 02:36 AM

QUOTE (Grand Theft Savage @ Thursday, Jul 18 2013, 02:18)
One of the worst songs I've ever heard

It says Lil B but I'm not even sure if that's really him to be honest... Doesn't sound much like him to me.

It might be, he has a 840-something track mixtape full of freestyles

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 03:02 AM

QUOTE (Adam_ @ Wednesday, Jul 17 2013, 21:11)
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Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

Right around when he started coming up with his own lyrics. Although he is a creative guy considering his lyrics, poor as they are, are all freestyles

Mmm. A lot of his mixtape tracks are basically freestyles but he "wrote" lyrics pretty much in a head for a while too.

Well I think his decline in qhatever quality he had was pretty much parallel to his movement away from looking like a human. Don't think there's any correlation between the two, but something is off in that man's head now for him to decide he wants to be a skater instead of a rapper.

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 03:24 AM


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Posted 22 July 2013 - 09:14 PM

You can't talk about dumb lyrics without mentioning Nicki Minaj.

I’m big willie, no bike gear
I told you bitches last year I’m a rap bitch nightmare
That’s why I call you Buzz Lightyear
’Cause by the time you start buzzin’, bitch, you gon’ have white hair
Paparazzi was a fright scare
When I landed out in London it was lookin’ like Mike, dear
Mike Jack—who’s bad?
Ain’t on my period, but I got a new pad
Channel 5; news flash
Pussy clean; who smash?
None of y’all! Canary Yellow Bone!
These bitches should be worshippin’ me in the synagogue!
Hum, hum, done the prayer
B-b-b-bitch I ball; underwear
Oh! Hum, hum, done the prayer?
Did I tell ’em that I ball; underwear?
Roman, yo what da f*ck? (4x)
Bitches is insane
These bitches ain’t in my lane
Only bitches in the plane is bitches that give me brain

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 09:29 PM

QUOTE (Adam_ @ Thursday, Jul 18 2013, 02:36)
QUOTE (Grand Theft Savage @ Thursday, Jul 18 2013, 02:18)
One of the worst songs I've ever heard

It says Lil B but I'm not even sure if that's really him to be honest... Doesn't sound much like him to me.

It might be, he has a 840-something track mixtape full of freestyles

That is not Lil B. It's a guy named Yung God.

& that song kicks ass.

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 03:41 AM

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I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

By this I can obviously tell that you classify modern rap as songs by Kanye West, Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz, etc. There's other rappers than the ones you hear on the radio and see on TV.

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 07:08 AM

"she got a big booty, so I call her big booty" - 2 Chainz suicidal.gif
"you a stupid hoe ( x500 times )" - Nicki Minaj dozingoff.gif
"a ____ n*gga that's that sh*t I don't like" Chief Keef ( im a huge fan but that song gets really annoying after a while )

"benzo, batman, big hoe, lap dance, ass so fat need a lap dance" Tyga ( also a fan but this songs bullsh*t )

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Posted 28 July 2013 - 07:22 AM

i honestly thought lil wayne was the worst hip hop could come to.. but then 2 chainz and waka flocka flame proved me wrong.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:31 PM

OG Cyrus? These lyrics are terrible. Every single line is absolutely sh*t.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 10:54 PM

Dumbest lyrics I've ever heard? Oh, I can't speak so much on that topic since I always make sure the music I listen to is composed of good lyrics, but there's this one song I came across before. No, it's not that stupid hoe song from Nicki Minaj (why didn't she get euthanized yet?) or any Lil Wayne song, but it's this retarded, monumental piece of steaming sh*t from Chief Keef (or as I like to call him: Chief Sheet). It involves something along the lines of "that's the sh*t I don't like!" Of course, like every other piece of sh*t from most piece of sh*t, self-proclaimed rap/hip hop gods/goddesses (which they're far from), the same generic, retarded verse is always repeated almost every 4 seconds and in some cases, it's literally most of the "song!" This is the case with this Chief Keef song, except the verse "that's the sh*t I don't like!" is repeated almost every 5 seconds. Correct me if I'm wrong though, I haven't heard this monumental piece of steaming sh*t in a while, so if anyone want's to take the risk and bleed their ears out and listen to this monumental piece of steaming sh*t for the sake of trying to figure out how many seconds is between the verse "that's the sh*t I don't like!" then by all means go for it. Until then, have a nice day, and steer clear of anything from Chief Sheet, including his face. He's ugly as f*ck.

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Posted 29 July 2013 - 11:24 PM

Almost anything from Lil Wayne.

Also "This sh*t is bananas, B A N A N A S" from Gwen Stafani.

“I ain’t never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING” I love you Eminem, but this was just terrible.

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 01:29 AM Edited by Big Remi, 30 July 2013 - 01:35 AM.

Bonus points if you can figure out what Gucci is saying in the first video. mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 01:35 AM

almost every modern day rap song

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 06:38 AM

"With my nuts on your tonsils, while youre onstage rapping at your wackass concerts" - Snoop Dogg in "f*ck Wit Dre Day". If this was a realistic threat Snoop should see a doctor.

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