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Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:20 PM

Writing song lyrics isn't the easiest thing to do. It takes time, thought, creativity, and motivation. However, in this music industry, there are lazy songwriters who just put a bunch of mumbo-jumbo together and they're done. Because of that, there's a bunch of songs out there with stupid, nonsensical lines. What are some of the dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard?

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:29 PM



Enough said

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:38 PM

Almost everything lil wayne and 2 Chainz ever produced. And then, you have this...


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 01:46 AM

Weezy F baby and the F is for PHENOMENAL!
Find the letter F in PHENOMENAL and I will give you my GTAF account right now

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 08:59 AM

Bismillah! Noooooo we will not let him go
Scaramouch Scaramouch can you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening
Me

I think rather than dumb, the topic title should have been "WTF lyrics".

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 09:16 AM

Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 11:47 AM

QUOTE (JOSEPH X @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 18:59)
Bismillah! Noooooo we will not let him go
Scaramouch Scaramouch can you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening
Me

I think rather than dumb, the topic title should have been "WTF lyrics".

I actually love the opera section of Bohemian Rhapsody, even more so than ballad.
Although they sound a bit silly at first they make perfect sense when analysed in depth.
Bismillah is an Arab word for God
Scaramouche was a type of character in ancient plays
And the Fandango is a dance.
Love that part of the song. icon14.gif

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:38 PM




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Posted 13 July 2013 - 05:27 PM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 11:47)
QUOTE (JOSEPH X @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 18:59)
Bismillah! Noooooo we will not let him go
Scaramouch Scaramouch can you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening
Me

I think rather than dumb, the topic title should have been "WTF lyrics".

I actually love the opera section of Bohemian Rhapsody, even more so than ballad.
Although they sound a bit silly at first they make perfect sense when analysed in depth.
Bismillah is an Arab word for God
Scaramouche was a type of character in ancient plays
And the Fandango is a dance.
Love that part of the song. icon14.gif

...put them all together and you've got a load of bullsh*t lol.gif

You got sirens for a welcome
There's bloodstain for your pain
And your telephone been ringing while
You're dancing in the rain


Duran Duran - Wild Boys

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 05:57 AM

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe
You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
(Stupid, stupid)

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 06:06 AM



Mickey Mouse cheese hip hop Walt Disney
Shesh gosh Oshkosh b'gosh


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Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:27 PM

QUOTE (Tacymist @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 06:06)


Mickey Mouse cheese hip hop Walt Disney
Shesh gosh Oshkosh b'gosh


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but that's a hilarious line

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:37 PM

Anything by Kreayshawn.
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 11:47)
Bismillah is an Arab word for God

* 'By/In God's name'
QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 09:16)
Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

Those 2 are not even half as bad Kreayshawn, Niki Minaj and 2 Chainz.

I will never understand why people lump average singers like Taylor Swift/Katy Perry with absolute trash like Niki Minaj.

Or maybe its just me and they're as bad? I don't know. Its just that my reaction for any song by those two is pretty much always ''meh'' while Niki/Kreayshawn's songs make me puke.

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:50 PM

QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 04:16)
Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 10:04 PM

oh eh ah oh ah ah,
tin tang,
wala wala bing bang
oh eh ah oh ah,
ting tang
wala wala bing bang


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Posted 15 July 2013 - 10:17 PM

QUOTE (natethegreatforlife @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 21:50)
QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 04:16)
Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

Suuure buddy.

"Okay back when I was sleeping in my mama’s crib
Even back then when I was up there in Mohammed crib
Paying seventeen-hundred for the rent, money well spent
No heater, but a nigga made heat, may I vent
Had a thing for you, even wrote the song "Dreams" for you
Cause I had dreams for you, thoughts of a ring for you
Childish sh*t, you know child and sh*t
Anonymous flowers sent, you know coward sh*t
Now a nigga signed to Hov, took a power trip
Back home I'm grown now and this city's my throne now
The same clubs that I used to get tossed out
Life got crisscrossed, totally crossed out
Cause now I'm in this bitch and I'm totally bossed out
Old chicks crying cause they know that they lost out
But I'm still on you, I'm still on you
My drink spill on me, while I feel on you
I'm saying..."

- J Cole on Power Trip, 2013

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:24 AM

WARNING: NSFW





I would've posted "Crack", but Grand Theft Savage already posted that. "Rappers" like this should not be allowed to open their mouths. suicidal.gif

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:31 AM

QUOTE (Big Remi @ Tuesday, Jul 16 2013, 01:24)
WARNING: NSFW





I would've posted "Crack", but Grand Theft Savage already posted that. "Rappers" like this should not be allowed to open their mouths. suicidal.gif

Leave 2chainz alone, he just wants to have some fun.

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 01:34 AM

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 02:10 AM

Lmao 2 Chainz is awful but he's catchy. Only reason I can stand him. I used to love Lil Wayne though. The worst artist I've ever heard is probably Lil B. Dude put out a song talking about having swag like Justin Bieber. I think it was a joke but it made me wanna cry.

Waka has some pretty gruesome lyrics, although I can't explain my liking of him. Always have. I've heard him make up words on a number of occasions. As in, rhyme made up words with other made up words. Not slang, made up f*ckin words.


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Posted 16 July 2013 - 02:13 AM

QUOTE (Kwandilibro @ Tuesday, Jul 16 2013, 02:10)
Lmao 2 Chainz is awful but he's catchy. Only reason I can stand him. I used to love Lil Wayne though. The worst artist I've ever heard is probably Lil B. Dude put out a song talking about having swag like Justin Bieber. I think it was a joke but it made me wanna cry.

Waka has some pretty gruesome lyrics, although I can't explain my liking of him. Always have. I've heard him make up words on a number of occasions. As in, rhyme made up words with other made up words. Not slang, made up f*ckin words.

eh, Ghostface Killah does that too. Waka can do what he wants as long as he continues making top tier trap.

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 02:21 AM Edited by Kwandilibro, 16 July 2013 - 02:27 AM.

QUOTE (Adam_ @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 22:13)
QUOTE (Kwandilibro @ Tuesday, Jul 16 2013, 02:10)
Lmao 2 Chainz is awful but he's catchy. Only reason I can stand him. I used to love Lil Wayne though. The worst artist I've ever heard is probably Lil B. Dude put out a song talking about having swag like Justin Bieber. I think it was a joke but it made me wanna cry.

Waka has some pretty gruesome lyrics, although I can't explain my liking of him. Always have. I've heard him make up words on a number of occasions. As in, rhyme made up words with other made up words. Not slang, made up f*ckin words.

eh, Ghostface Killah does that too. Waka can do what he wants as long as he continues making top tier trap.

Me personally, I don't consider good rap to be necessarily based around lyrics. I separate rap into different categories. I wouldn't ever compare Waka Flocka to a guy like Kendrick, because it's a stupid comparison. Waka is a trap artist, and he's good at it. I can appreciate a rapper for being good at their kind of music. I'm not gonna bother to compare Wiz or Juicy J, obviously not lyrical rappers, to Big Krit or someone. It really annoys me when people do that.

A guy who's pretty good lyrical and a trap artist, look up Starlito. He just dropped a new album like last week I think.

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 02:32 AM

QUOTE (Adam_ @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 17:17)
QUOTE (natethegreatforlife @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 21:50)
QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Saturday, Jul 13 2013, 04:16)
Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

Suuure buddy.

"Okay back when I was sleeping in my mama’s crib
Even back then when I was up there in Mohammed crib
Paying seventeen-hundred for the rent, money well spent
No heater, but a nigga made heat, may I vent
Had a thing for you, even wrote the song "Dreams" for you
Cause I had dreams for you, thoughts of a ring for you
Childish sh*t, you know child and sh*t
Anonymous flowers sent, you know coward sh*t
Now a nigga signed to Hov, took a power trip
Back home I'm grown now and this city's my throne now
The same clubs that I used to get tossed out
Life got crisscrossed, totally crossed out
Cause now I'm in this bitch and I'm totally bossed out
Old chicks crying cause they know that they lost out
But I'm still on you, I'm still on you
My drink spill on me, while I feel on you
I'm saying..."

- J Cole on Power Trip, 2013

I probably shouldn't have generalized, there are definitely still meaningful rap songs still being made. Sorry for the confusion blush.gif

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 01:04 AM

Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.


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Posted 17 July 2013 - 01:49 AM

QUOTE (PerceptortheShootist @ Wednesday, Jul 17 2013, 01:04)
Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

"I, knock on the door, hope isn't home
Fate's not around the lucks all gone
Don't ask me what's wrong ask me what's right
And I'mma tell you what's life, and did you know
I lost everything, but I ain't the only the one
First came the hurricane, then the morning sun
Excuse me if I'm on one
And don't trip if I light one, I walk a tight one
They try tell me keep my eyes open
My whole city underwater, some people still floatin'
And they wonder why black people still voting
Cause your president still choking
Take away the football team, the basketball team
And all we got is me to represent New Orleans, sh*t
No governor, no help from the mayor
Just a steady beating heart and a wish and a prayer"

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 04:26 AM

Marky got with Sharon
And Sharon got Sharice
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
Some will die in hot pursuit
In fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain


Another Mikey took a knife
While arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever-present
Football player rapist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Polly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain


just WTF

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 04:47 AM

˄ It's supposed to be strange man. It's psychedelic.

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site wouldn't let me copy the lyrics, bastards.

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Posted 17 July 2013 - 10:38 PM

QUOTE (Adam_ @ Tuesday, Jul 16 2013, 21:49)
QUOTE (PerceptortheShootist @ Wednesday, Jul 17 2013, 01:04)
Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

Right around when he started coming up with his own lyrics. Although he is a creative guy considering his lyrics, poor as they are, are all freestyles

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:11 AM

QUOTE (Kwandilibro @ Wednesday, Jul 17 2013, 22:38)
QUOTE (Adam_ @ Tuesday, Jul 16 2013, 21:49)
QUOTE (PerceptortheShootist @ Wednesday, Jul 17 2013, 01:04)
Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

Right around when he started coming up with his own lyrics. Although he is a creative guy considering his lyrics, poor as they are, are all freestyles

Mmm. A lot of his mixtape tracks are basically freestyles but he "wrote" lyrics pretty much in a head for a while too.

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 02:18 AM

One of the worst songs I've ever heard


It says Lil B but I'm not even sure if that's really him to be honest... Doesn't sound much like him to me.




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