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Cutter De Blanc
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#1

Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:20 AM

That yoga instructor that Michael's wife is banging looks like a total douchebag. In that scene where Amanda is yelling about Michael ruining her yoga he has this total sh*t-eating look on his face, like he just wants to tell everyone to chill out. Anybody know what the symbols on his shirt say? It's in some asian language.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:22 AM

Probably something redundant, like "Yoga Instructor" in Japanese/Chinese.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:25 AM

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i have a feeling that michael's wife and probably daughter are going to be stereotypical californian liberal yuppies.


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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:26 AM

QUOTE (greenrock @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 00:25)
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i have a feeling that michael's wife and daughter are going to be stereotypical californian liberal yuppies

I know this is not true but the yoga instructor looks like hes been photoshopped in :S

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:27 AM

thats the same guy jumping out the window in micheals trailer.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:30 AM

The symbol is a part of the Chinese symbol for peace:

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It's something between the regular style and the ancient clerical style.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:33 AM

QUOTE (Eagles @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 00:30)
The symbol is a part of the Chinese symbol for peace:

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It's something between the regular style and the ancient clerical style.

http://translate.goo...wT#zh-CN/en/和

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:36 AM

The guy is a total douche-nozzle for sure. Shirt says peace while he's boning your wife. I wanna shoot him in the head already.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:38 AM

http://en.wiktionary...ry.org/wiki/和

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Han character

和 (radical 30 口+5, 8 strokes, cangjie input 竹木口 (HDR), four-corner 26900)

1. harmony, peace
2. peaceful, calm
3. and
4. an ancient mouth organ similar to the sheng, but smaller; no longer used


It's both things then.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:38 AM

Man when I get this game, I swear he's the first on my hit list.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:39 AM

QUOTE (Cutter De Blanc @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 00:36)
The guy is a total douche-nozzle for sure. Shirt says peace while he's boning your wife. I wanna shoot him in the head already.

"Don't kill him!" - the wife-girl

dont wanna f*ck up your relationship with the wife than it already is.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:42 AM

If you can kill any normal peaceful Pedestrian and can't kill this c*nt than something is wrong with this game, I hope you get to f*ck him up at some point in the story

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:49 AM

His whole role is a parody and a cliche approach to how most unwanted women cheat on their husbands.. Trainer, yoga instructor, piano instructor etc.. And its like you're meeting him front and center because a yoga teacher is the perfect cover for any single guy/girl to almost single-handedly ruin a marriage. So not only does it give the instructor and wife peace of mind of a face to face meet with the knowledge of their dirty deeds, but its more erotic for the wife to know that not only does she spend all of his money, but shes basically cheating on him in plain sight.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:55 AM

I imagine he's gonna try telling Michael to relax and that he's stressed out and other stereotypical hippie dirtbag bullsh*t. Maybe he'll call Michael "bro." That's one of the things creeps like that say, "Chill out, bro!"

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:23 AM

He's not the guy jumping out the window in Michael s trailer. I think he's the guy he whacks with the laptop.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:26 AM

QUOTE (phillipshead @ Thursday, Jul 11 2013, 20:23)
He's not the guy jumping out the window in Michael s trailer. I think he's the guy he whacks with the laptop.

Aren't they the same person?

I would expect we'll have loads of missions going after the f*cker.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:29 AM

I will beat him up and take him on top of a mountain make him stand on the edge of the cliff then empty a clip on him biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 02:11 AM

Don't Franklin and micheal beat him up?

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 02:20 AM

QUOTE (slogan-killer1 @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 00:38)
Man when I get this game, I swear he's the first on my hit list.

ha dude you made my day. I am gonna blast him

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 02:38 AM

I remember in the trailer, when Amanda yells "don't kill him" we can catch a glimpse of Franklin walking off screen. I think it would be a real badass moment if Franklin chases that douche down and brings him to Micheal, and from there we choose to kill him or not. That would put a seal on my respect for Franklin for sure.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 03:28 AM

QUOTE (badass nyuka @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 02:11)
Don't Franklin and micheal beat him up?

It seems like they do!

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the scene where Michael catches Amanda cheating on him is a mission where Franklin and Michael have to chase this guy down and decide to kill him or not. If you let him live, Amanda is happy and becomes more positive to Michael and if you kill him, Amanda and Michael's marriage becomes worse.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 03:37 AM

I see a mission where Micheal asks Franklin to tail/photograph him with Amanda.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 04:53 AM

This guys getting doused in petrol and set on fire

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:19 AM

Man I gonna beat his ass until he's bloody, black and blue and then drive him on my boat to shark turf where he'll become shark food!

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:23 AM

QUOTE (Tyg0903 @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 02:20)
QUOTE (slogan-killer1 @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 00:38)
Man when I get this game, I swear he's the first on my hit list.

ha dude you made my day. I am gonna blast him

I will do yoga in GTAV if it is taught by a super-hot female NPC with sexy dialog. But if this guy shows up at the door for my yoga class, he's gonna get it in the face with a different weapon each time. tounge.gif

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:26 AM

QUOTE (Cutter De Blanc @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 00:36)
The guy is a total douche-nozzle for sure. Shirt says peace while he's boning your wife. I wanna shoot him in the head already.

I'm going to run him down with a 4-wheeler, then shoot his dead body until I'm out of ammo, then torch him. Then run him over again. Then an RPG to the face.

I hate cheaters. HATE.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 05:32 AM

Imma Turn into the jigsaw killer on this muthafuka!!!!!

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:53 AM

You people are sick. All that talk of shooting, chopping, RPGing to the face.

Clearly Michael is not up to the job anymore and the wife has to 'get some' elsewhere while spending Michael's hard earned cash. tounge2.gif

I didn't realise she was that big up top ph34r.gif

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 06:57 AM

Oh if we have a choice to kill him or let him live, he's getting a round emptied into his face.

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 07:03 AM

he's not the first dude Amanda bangs and certainly not the last. seems like there are a lot of people on you guy's to kill list moto_whistle.gif




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