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Lil ski
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#61

Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:14 AM

All I gotta say is.......damn..........damn.......

No, no look at me....................damn... suicidal.gif



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#62

Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:49 AM

Oh god! "it only takes round cards" I bet I could convince that chick that my dick is strawberry ice cream. lol.gif

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#63

Posted 26 June 2013 - 01:14 AM

This one PISSED me off!
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This girl....unfriend immediately
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"Aww man...I got a job..f*ck! Now I'm gonna get paid and have responsibilities....ugh fml"..:
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#64

Posted 26 June 2013 - 01:21 AM

Jesus f*cking Christ that Romania one. suicidal.gif

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#65

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:21 AM

What happened to Facebook being about how to socially interact with old friends, or posting about that hiking trip you took and posting some photos? It appears as if Facebook has turned into a 'Like contest'. Thank God I don't have a lot of people on my friends list who do that.

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#66

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:22 AM

QUOTE (Lil ski @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 01:14)
0_o

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The first comment is totally win-win!

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#67

Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:26 AM Edited by wwinterj, 26 June 2013 - 02:32 AM.

QUOTE (Cosmic Gypsy @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 15:13)
Sorry, i'm just telling it how it is, the truth hurts, he has every right to continue being a pretty boy poser faggot, at the risk of his own respect/manhood/credibility.

Same goes to any male out there taking pictures of themselves in the mirror.

I disagree with this. I've used a mirror to take my own photo before because I then can get my photo how I want it. I very rarely use photos of myself as my Facebook profile picture though. I figure those who know me already know how I look so what's the point? I just use Facebook to play crappy games on it and keep in contact with friends and family. Whenever I post something on Facebook I don't give a crap if people like it or not.

I do find some people tell there life story on Facebook though. Do we honestly give a sh*t what you're having for your tea or other day to day stuff? Some folk like to post a lot of photos of there spawn or pets from different angels in the same pose. I guess they just love abusing there phones/cameras.

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:39 AM

QUOTE (TheJustinAllenK @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 02:21)
What happened to Facebook being about how to socially interact with old friends, or posting about that hiking trip you took and posting some photos? It appears as if Facebook has turned into a 'Like contest'. Thank God I don't have a lot of people on my friends list who do that.

Yeah it's starting to get like a new MySpace generation. And you all remember how horrific those days were.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 05:26 PM

I really, really hate it when people explicitly beg for "likes". One example:

"This [random baby that I googled for] is suffering from *insert disease name here*.

1 LIKE-1 PRAYER
1 SHARE-100 PRAYER"

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#70

Posted 11 August 2013 - 05:49 PM

Dear lord, well it looks like the governments plan of dumbing down society is working..

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 07:37 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 13:34)
Literally Everytime I log into Facebook, I ask myself why I still even have one. I want to throw up reading people's status updates. Also the people that post pitty status' about their sh*tty lives that they have no business sharing with other people. Like keep that sh*t to yourself. I can easily go about my day without having to know that you want to kill yourself because you're life sucks.

I dont know, people are so disgustingly desperate to be liked/accepted.

This. I have two FB accounts: one for people I know in person and another for people I met online who don't take FB seriously. I barely use the first account because it's just f*cking sickening what these people say... it makes me f*cking ashamed of the human species and my generation. The second account, though, while it still has its share of dipsh*ts I HAVE to have added due to being wives/etc. of buddies, since the people don't necessarily know each other in person, there's less attention-whoring going on. Twitter is a different story entirely... 99% of EVERYONE using it is a dipsh*t.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 08:55 PM

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#73

Posted 11 August 2013 - 09:14 PM

The only mildly retarded part of ^that was 'weed grows on plants', and it's kinda obvious why they said that.

Unless I'm missing something.

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#74

Posted 11 August 2013 - 09:17 PM

Getting stoopid....

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 09:40 PM

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#76

Posted 11 August 2013 - 10:34 PM

Seriously, ever since I blocked almost everyone who's an idiot on my friends list from my news feed, I've no longer really wanted to destroy f*cking humanity. just leave the 3 or so people who you don't hate and you'll be fine.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 10:56 PM

I did a facebook detox where I delted all of the like-whores and whenever I go onto facebook now, it's a breath of fresh air to see either funny pictures or things related to my friends. It's crazy how it's turned into a terrible mis-used thing.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:30 PM

I told one of my friends to stop liking all of those stupid "Like if..." posts and now Facebook is a breathe of fresh air. Some things people post still annoy me though like weird pictures.

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#79

Posted 12 August 2013 - 02:01 AM

Just saw this.
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#80

Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:17 AM

This whole page is troll bait.

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#81

Posted 12 August 2013 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (RedDaggerXL @ Sunday, Aug 11 2013, 22:14)
The only mildly retarded part of ^that was 'weed grows on plants', and it's kinda obvious why they said that.

Unless I'm missing something.

I guess I should have only posted the first comment, "Money doesn't grow on trees so why do banks have branches" and yes also "weed grows on plants"

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#82

Posted 13 August 2013 - 11:14 PM

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Holy f*ck, I hate comments like this. It was funny the first time (two years ago), but now it's really annoying when people comment it everywhere all the time.

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

I love this Facebook page. Marijuanna Makes You Violent.

Mostly because people (mostly potheads) freak out about their obvious BS facts about weed making you a violent stupid person, yet they don't get that it's satire.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 03:38 AM

QUOTE (TheBlackPeterParker. @ Tuesday, Aug 13 2013, 23:26)
I love this Facebook page. Marijuanna Makes You Violent.

Mostly because people (mostly potheads) freak out about their obvious BS facts about weed making you a violent stupid person, yet they don't get that it's satire.

lol.gif hahaha That page is Genius!

especially the alcohol vs weed picture:

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Man most of those stoners who are getting pissed at this page are f*cking homers. I think they should lay the pipe....for REAL.

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#85

Posted 14 August 2013 - 03:48 AM

White trash people with Facebook are hilarious:
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And those people that share those "e-card" things are f*cking ridiculous. That's the kind of sh*t that 40-year-old housewives find funny.

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#86

Posted 14 August 2013 - 11:47 AM

QUOTE (I So Brink @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 11:49)
There's too much stupidly to compile here, just take a glance at this idiot's timeline.

http://facebook.com/...le.php?=7332236

What's wrong with it? Just looks a normal kid to me, and besides he looks about 15 so he's bound to have some stupid sh*t on there.

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#87

Posted 14 August 2013 - 11:58 AM

QUOTE (Lil ski @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 09:14)
This girl....unfriend immediately
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This really made my day. lol.gif I find some facebook status as being one of the funniest as well, not to mention being retarded as well.

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#88

Posted 14 August 2013 - 11:28 PM

"Just got out the shower, swag"
"Just been for a sh*t, swag"

Cringeworthy

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:16 PM

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#90

Posted 18 August 2013 - 04:23 PM

QUOTE (Lil ski @ Wednesday, Aug 14 2013, 03:38)
QUOTE (TheBlackPeterParker. @ Tuesday, Aug 13 2013, 23:26)
I love this Facebook page. Marijuanna Makes You Violent.

Mostly because people (mostly potheads) freak out about their obvious BS facts about weed making you a violent stupid person, yet they don't get that it's satire.

lol.gif hahaha That page is Genius!

especially the alcohol vs weed picture:

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Man most of those stoners who are getting pissed at this page are f*cking homers. I think they should lay the pipe....for REAL.

That picture...never go full retard... does anyone even believe that utter bullsh*t?




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