The Oldest Male and Female in the World
Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:53 PM
Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:56 PM
Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:58 PM
Posted 24 June 2013 - 10:00 PM
|QUOTE (povke @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 21:58)|
Do you mean if you ain't married, you make your life longer?
Well then you won't have anyone to nag you to death.
Posted 24 June 2013 - 10:15 PM
Posted 24 June 2013 - 10:16 PM
|QUOTE (povke @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 16:00)|
|'bout the oldest male info I found here.|
NOTHING on that page is confirmed.
his birth date is alleged.
his death date is alleged.
the Guinness book of world records visited him and could not confirm his story. they also could not find a birth certificate.
sounds like BS to me.
according to the Gerontology Research Group, the oldest living person EVER was Jeanne Calment @ 122 years old.
Posted 24 June 2013 - 10:18 PM
Posted 24 June 2013 - 10:31 PM
Posted 24 June 2013 - 11:05 PM
All of my family is dead, all of my friends are dead, I'm too old to get it up, party, drink, f*ck, surf, play football, skateboard, play video games, etc.
Why am I still alive?
Posted 24 June 2013 - 11:24 PM Edited by zoo3891, 25 June 2013 - 02:05 AM.
|QUOTE (Lil ski @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 19:05)|
| All of my family is dead, all of my friends are dead, I'm too old to get it up, party, drink, f*ck, surf, play football, skateboard, play video games, etc.|
Why am I still alive?
To play Sudoku and be the best there ever was.
|I don't think it's even possible to live that long nowadays. According to stuff I seen, Sodium Nitrate in processed meats is causing cancer, and the big thing about the GMO's in our crops or whatever. We don't even know what we are eating anymore. Don't forget that the government is going to get us too dependent on technology, then flip the switch to the power and we will be hopeless. Oh yeah, and North Korea is also going to nuke us. Another important detail to remember is the government chemical testing, as a method of population control (chemtrails)|
Which might be part of the reason that there have been no super-centaurians born in America in the last 20 or 30 years (around the time Carter left office, our last true defender). But it shouldn't be that big a problem for people out in Asia and Eastern Europe until executive order 13666 comes into... oh, wait, that's going to happen this year.
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