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twinkiller
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:13 PM

For me it was hitting the pedestrians with a helicopter.The way they fly away makes me laugh every time.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:30 PM

I think you need a new therapist.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE (Zancudo @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 16:30)
I think you need a new therapist.

Lol.Maybe I do!

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:36 PM

So it's the physics that made you laugh? Wow, I actually thought you were gonna refer to something in the story, or a certain cutscene or character, maybe advertisement, billboard or easter egg. But all you could come up with was blading peds? Regardless, Euphoria is coming back in V, so save up your air cause you will be able to blade all the peds you want, all over again come September 17th.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:43 PM

Anything having to do with Brucie had me in f*cking tears. lol.gif

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE (MinnieMan121249 @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 20:36)
So it's the physics that made you laugh? Wow, I actually thought you were gonna refer to something in the story, or a certain cutscene or character, maybe advertisement, billboard or easter egg. But all you could come up with was blading peds? Regardless, Euphoria is coming back in V, so save up your air cause you will be able to blade all the peds you want, all over again come September 17th.

No it wasnt just the physics.I loved Yusef in tbogt.And more as well

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:40 PM

"You're pretty funny for a yokel."

"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick."

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 09:59 PM

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 21:40)
"You're pretty funny for a yokel."

"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick."

GO GET ME A f*ckING COFFEE !

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 12:06 AM

The Ragdolling, was absolutely hilarious.
Oh and the sounds the peds make when hitting your car. Like slapping meat on a granite countertop.

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 12:11 AM

QUOTE (MinnieMan121249 @ Monday, Jun 24 2013, 20:36)
So it's the physics that made you laugh? Wow, I actually thought you were gonna refer to something in the story, or a certain cutscene or character, maybe advertisement, billboard or easter egg. But all you could come up with was blading peds? Regardless, Euphoria is coming back in V, so save up your air cause you will be able to blade all the peds you want, all over again come September 17th.

How can you be so certain about the blading ped thingy returning in GTA V? I mean, what if they add some dismemberment like GTA SA had with that tractor thingy.

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 05:11 AM

Wouldn't this be better in the GTA IV forum? Anyway when Vlad gets pissed off at Niko for staring at him and threatening to cut his head off and putting a film of it on the internet made me lol because of how blunt it was.

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 05:20 AM

"Cousin, let's go bowling!"

Don't know why but that is hilarious! lol.gif

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 01:06 PM

The Swingset (of death)!

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 01:17 PM

When the story ended and i knew i wouldn't have to play it again. ph34r.gif
But one of the things that always made me laugh was when Vlad kept calling Niko "Urkel."

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 02:40 PM

QUOTE (Miamivicecity @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 16:11)
Wouldn't this be better in the GTA IV forum? Anyway when Vlad gets pissed off at Niko for staring at him and threatening to cut his head off and putting a film of it on the internet made me lol because of how blunt it was.

That made me laugh as well, hahahaha! It reminds me of the threats my friends and I make to each other.

My moment would be when Niko and Roman are driving - remember the thick accents -, and Roman says:
"Hey Niko, we should bring our aunt here to wonderful America."
Niko - "Yes, our aunt loves crack dealers."

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 02:47 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Wednesday, Jun 26 2013, 01:40)
QUOTE (Miamivicecity @ Tuesday, Jun 25 2013, 16:11)
Wouldn't this be better in the GTA IV forum? Anyway when Vlad gets pissed off at Niko for staring at him and threatening to cut his head off and putting a film of it on the internet made me lol because of how blunt it was.

That made me laugh as well, hahahaha! It reminds me of the threats my friends and I make to each other.

My moment would be when Niko and Roman are driving - remember the thick accents -, and Roman says:
"Hey Niko, we should bring our aunt here to wonderful America."
Niko - "Yes, our aunt loves crack dealers."

To be honest all of Niko's conversations with Vlad were golden. How about when Vlad asks Niko if his nose is bleeding and Niko says "no, not yet"?

It surprises me when people say GTA IV lacks humour. For me it's the most humouress GTA to date.

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:02 AM Edited by coolguy96, 27 June 2013 - 12:05 AM.

Dimitri:I have got u a present.

niko:will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?

f*cking hilarious...

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 05:53 PM

Niko's sense of humor makes my day.

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 02:25 PM

I (Niko) was strolling around Broker near the porn shop that you can enter. I bumped into some dude with a Starbucks in his hand, knocking it down. He yelled, "what the f*ck?", then started on his way. I picked up the Starbucks cup and threw it at his head. He said something along the lines of, "aw, you're dead now...", and came at me. He threw a punch that landed before I had a chance to get into a fist fighting lock on. A cop on the beat witnessed it an pulled a gun on the dude telling him to freeze (I guess because from the cop's perspective, dude assaulted me first). The dude turned to run, ran into the street and was mowed down by a speeding car. I couldn't stop laughing thinking about how bad that guy's day turned out. There he was on the top of the world with his Starbucks, probably soaking in the sights. A nice lazy morning. Then it all came crumbling down. Lol.

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 09:34 PM

Another time when I was playing TLAD... some random guy in a car kept on honking to a car ahead, then he said.... Are you f*cking jerking off in there??? Lol, I laughed hysterically..... happy.gif

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Posted 06 July 2013 - 10:07 AM

Badman and Little Jacob talking xD

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 03:23 PM

I like the ped's random outbursts. Outbursts like "Cheesy vagina" and "Oh no, they gone and killed another truth seeker", but the conversation, that really got me laughing, was Packie, Derrick and Michaels conversation when on the way to the bankrobbery. Something about their arguement was hilarious biggrin.gif

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 09:28 PM

This one's pretty dumb because it's so tiny and barely even noticeable. I've played through this game 100 times and never noticed it until last week.

Very early in the game, during the cut scene where Niko first goes to Roman's cab office and meets Mallory, I noticed Roman's face when he laughs:

Roman: "This is the woman I'm going to marry!"
Mallory" "Huh, whatever you say."
Roman: "Haw haw!"

He looks like the biggest dork in the universe, cracks me up.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 09:34 AM

When the mechanic describes Niko as "some Pollack asshole."

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 04:07 AM

I like when Faustin says "No one ever tell me to calm" just sounds so funny that and the ridiculous Asian guy pretending to be a drug dealer in Blow your Cover. "You got the heroin right, right i mean you've got the stuff right?" ha he made himself so obvious.

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 12:44 AM

The other day I was cruising around Middle Park, picking up prostitutes.
One prostitute in front of Libertonian museum caught my eye and I wanted to pick her up.
When driving my car to the sidewalk from the road, I hit a hotdog stand. The hot dog stand fell over. The vendor then got mad and pulled me out of my car and a fist fight ensued.


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 12:59 PM

The cries of the pedestrians when you roadrage cracks me up, one girl that made contact with the hood of TBOGT Tonys black sedan shouted just before impact;

"HELP! I'm being molested"

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 08:14 PM

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