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#1

Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:05 PM

Ok so today i went to cut my Ugly African Jungle hair. The lady gave this cloth i had to wear to prevent the hair to fall on my clothes. So now i was wearing the cloth which was hiding my upper body. she was cutting & i thought (Woah! I'm so sexy now! I Look amazing! sly.gif ) then the moment of truth. She removed the cloth & Oh f*ck! My Head doesn't look nice with that ugly thin body of mine! Bring Back The Cloth! Bring Back The Cloth!

Does anyone feels this too?

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:09 PM

I tell myself every summer that I'm going to shave my hair short, just to see what it looks like, and that because you're off for the summer nobody can laugh at you if you're ugly, but I never go through with it. confused.gif

So I go to Hair Cuttery once every five weeks or so, I have them trim an inch off each time, and I look much better than I do with shoulder length hair every time! colgate.gif

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:11 PM

The cloth the cloth bring back the cloth

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:12 PM

Just start wearing a poncho, you'll feel better about yourself.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:13 PM

QUOTE (Moonshield @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 19:12)
Just start wearing a poncho, you'll feel better about yourself.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

I have a perfect psychobilly pompadour with a taper around the sides and back, which goes very well with my strong italian facial features. Love the classic Greaser look (for heartbreakers only) cool.gif

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:35 PM

The best solution for this is to cut your head off and place it on a different body (more fatter body if you like)

1. Find a nice sharp axe
2. Select a new body on the conveyer belt for your head to go on
3. Count to 3 and chop!
4. Use the best glue to make sure your head will stick on the new body (Try universal super glue)
5. Done icon14.gif

/Joke

Why don't you get hold of a wig until your real hair grows back if you don't feel right with how you've had it cut?

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:38 PM

Get a lionel richy jherri curl wig from ebay, and strap on a Compton hat and some locs. Problem solved. Your welcome.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:43 PM

QUOTE (s7free @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 19:35)
The best solution for this is to cut your head off and place it on a different body (more fatter body if you like)

1. Find a nice sharp axe
2. Select a new body on the conveyer belt for your head to go on
3. Count to 3 and chop!
4. Use the best glue to make sure your head will stick on the new body (Try universal super glue)
5. Done icon14.gif

/Joke

Why don't you get hold of a wig until your real hair grows back if you don't feel right with how you've had it cut?

I Don't have a problem. Its just a feeling.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:15 PM

Here's an idea-go to the gym and eat right. You can keep trying to mask the problem (or "feeling") or you can fix it.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:50 PM Edited by GTA-King, 20 June 2013 - 09:11 PM.

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 19:11)
The cloth the cloth bring back the cloth

The slab.

EDIT: For those that do not understand...


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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:51 PM

QUOTE (Moonshield @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 15:12)
Just start wearing a poncho, you'll feel better about yourself.

I couldn't agree more.

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*pic was taken 5 minutes ago...poncho was gifted to me in '85.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

trip, you just gave me goosebumps.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:58 PM

Since when did you start taking pics in the mirror with ponchos and mismatched socks, Trip? tounge.gif

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:01 PM

Those are matching socks. New even.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:08 PM

Just had another look. I guess it's the sun light.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE (trip @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 21:51)
QUOTE (Moonshield @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 15:12)
Just start wearing a poncho, you'll feel better about yourself.

I couldn't agree more.

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*pic was taken 5 minutes ago...poncho was gifted to me in '85.

You... the dog... the poncho. There's a tv show in this somewhere.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:32 PM

Dont cut your hair. Never ever cut your hair. That's what I do. Now look at what I've become.





Get help.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:44 PM

I felt the same after getting my hair cut, sort of. I wish I was a lot skinnier personally. I look like too much of a nerd with short hair, glasses, and a bloated frame. That's one of the reasons I let my hair grow out, to look like less of a nerd. That being said, I realized that looking cooler/cuter wasn't worth the overall hassle and neck problems that come with long hair, so I got it cut about a week ago. I'll be getting it cut again before school resumes. I genuinely don't care about others' opinions.

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Naturally the left picture is before and the right is after.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 09:47 PM

Better yet, start working out, gaining weight and building muscle. Then you won't have to worry about your hair anymore.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 10:08 PM

QUOTE (mincemate003 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 22:44)
Naturally the left picture is before and the right is after.

The "after" picture makes you look like a rapist.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 10:22 PM

Embrace your hair, make it work for you. Play it to your advantage.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 10:40 PM

QUOTE (Raavi @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 21:47)
Better yet, start working out, gaining weight and building muscle. Then you won't have to worry about your hair anymore.

This is what I am doing, it's working quite well I must say.

I still care about my hair tho....

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:12 PM

QUOTE (GTAction99 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 23:40)
QUOTE (Raavi @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 21:47)
Better yet, start working out, gaining weight and building muscle. Then you won't have to worry about your hair anymore.

This is what I am doing, it's working quite well I must say.

I still care about my hair tho....

A buzz cut will solve all your problems.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:22 PM

I used to be like that too lol until 1 day I was like "ok I'm tired of getting edgeups & fades so much" so I just let my hair grow out. Then the day before the 1st day of school I was like "sh*t my hair looks terrible" so I just put gel in my hair & started having a faux hawk. I got compliments saying it was cute so I kept it. Now I've evolved it into a mix between faux hawk & mohawk. I just cut my hair like you would a normal mohawk, except with a #2 and gel the top part of my hair like you would a faux hawk.

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 12:11 AM

QUOTE (GTAvanja @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 17:08)
QUOTE (mincemate003 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 22:44)
Naturally the left picture is before and the right is after.

The "after" picture makes you look like a rapist.

Mushroom hair swag.

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 12:14 AM

QUOTE (DrDucky @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 23:22)
I used to be like that too lol until 1 day I was like "ok I'm tired of getting edgeups & fades so much" so I just let my hair grow out. Then the day before the 1st day of school I was like "sh*t my hair looks terrible" so I just put gel in my hair & started having a faux hawk. I got compliments saying it was cute so I kept it. Now I've evolved it into a mix between faux hawk & mohawk. I just cut my hair like you would a normal mohawk, except with a #2 and gel the top part of my hair like you would a faux hawk.

I used to have a faux hawk but it didn't suit me. Now I have a 0.5 blade back and sides with a comb over and I really like it. Going for a chop tomorrow but I might try something different.

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 12:28 AM

QUOTE (GTAvanja @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 22:08)
QUOTE (mincemate003 @ Thursday, Jun 20 2013, 22:44)
Naturally the left picture is before and the right is after.

The "after" picture makes you look like a rapist.

In the before picture he kinda looked like a girl. I'd keep it short. You don't look like a rapist. IMO

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 01:12 AM

Minemate, my man, I'd suggest using some product to get rid of that bowlcut look. THAT BEING SAID, I'm going to post some pictures of myself that you might all find delightfully stupid.

I'll start with my hair experience by saying that traditionally I've always had really short hair, ever since I started choosing my own style. I liked it a lot better than longer hair because I despie(d) the long hair "surfer boy" look of, say The Jonas Brothers and such people. Usually I'd just ask for a #2 cut all over and I'd end up with the photo below. FYI it's a photo I took of the aftermath of me accidentally swimming into the side of a pool. I was trying to swim across the length of it in one breath and, well, I did.

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A little over a year ago I had my friends and family start telling me to grow my hair out, so I finally did to shut them up. When I went to study abroad in fall of 2011 I didn't get my hair cut for five months and it resulted in this really unfortunate scene:

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Definitely way too much hair. Eventually I decided to settle down and try to emulate the look of Nathan Fillion, one of my favorite actors. His hair is long enough to be styled, but it is still kempt. These days, I tend to end up with a look like this, which I think looks interesting but not too radical:

Oh, and please mind the duckface, I was just goofing around.
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Now, IF YOU DECIDE TO STYLE YOUR HAIR, which I do, I would really suggest using Garnier Fructis Surfer Hair Texture Cream. That sh*t is magnificent. I don't like my hair when it is not styled but I hate gels that make your hair feel sticky and look wet/greasy, so I got the recommendation for this product from a friend. It's cheap, super easy to use, and holds pretty much all day. More importantly, it doesn't make you hair look wet or sticky AT ALL. It looks completely dry and natural. The friend who recommended it to me told me that after you wash your hair, wait until it's almost dry--just a little dampness is all you want--then take an appropriate amount (usually a fingertip's worth), spread it through your hair, and style it. Let it dry and it will be fine, just use your hands to keep it in place. If it ever gets blown out of shape by the wind or whatever the case may be, just a swipe or two with your hand will restore it to where you want it.

Admittedly I care about my hair now more than I ever did before, but I don't mind. I really enjoy having what I think is a nice looking hairstyle. Also plz don't laugh too hard at my pictures my self-esteem is like glass.

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 01:38 AM

Enjoy it while you can boys, because some day you'll start losing it, and then you're stuck with this look:
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I'm only 24, and am balding considerably. Its a real bummer man.




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