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universetwisters
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#1

Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:14 PM

Watching Trevor's trailer, I noticed that he had a scar on his stomach:

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How do you guys think he got this scar? I can imagine Trevor was at a Chinese Buffet, filling a plate up with sesame chicken. Problem was, he was overloading the plate to ridiculous proportions, with a mountain of sesame chicken towering about three feet on the plate. The manager noticed that this was his fifth helping of sesame chicken. Normally, he would've been cool with a third helping, or a fourth helping, but this was his friggin' fifth helping of sesame chicken. After Trevor loaded his plate up and sat down at his table to eat, the manager walked up to him and said "I'm sorry sir, you have to leave" and Trevor asked "Why?" and the manager said "Because you've eaten all the sesame chicken and there is none left for the other customers", to which Trevor replied "What other customers? I'm your only customer, since I live out in the middle of the desert and you built your buffet here, in the middle of the desert, which isn't a very wise place to build a Chinese buffet". The manager told him to leave, and Trevor was all like "Nope". The manager waited for Trevor to finish and go up for his sixth helping of seconds, and when Trevor was walking back to his table, the manager pulled out a shuriken and threw it for Trevor's head. It missed and grazed his stomach. Trevor, disgusted by the poor service, promptly left and vowed to this day to never, ever, ever eat at a Chinese buffet again.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:18 PM

Or... He might have taken a bad fall down some stairs. He was afraid. You know, because of his weakened condition and all.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:22 PM

I think he had an abortion.
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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:22 PM

he was out hunting in Blaine county, he came across a lonesome boar. Instead of aiming his gun toward the boar he unzipped his piss stained jeans and crept up behind the unsuspecting beast ready to pounce when the boar swung round and gored him in the stomach...

or...he got stabbed

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:26 PM

He was cut in a fight with the Lost MC!

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (Dale Nixon @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 18:22)
I think he had an abortion.

icon14.gif LOL! I think so too!

P.S. I think it was Michaels baby! Thats how they know each other and why there is therapy involved.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:31 PM

Had part of his intestine removed from eating said sesame chicken. Chinese buffet closed down due to hygiene laws

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:36 PM

It's an appendix scar.

If you click on it it will give you the option of playing any & all of the previous missions from GTA 1 to GTA IV as mini games colgate.gif

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:38 PM

Haven't you got a woman to penetrate?

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:39 PM

Kidney transplant

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:39 PM

NB4....crap.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:52 PM

He's sadomasochist. He likes to be tied up and whipped and cut by two mexican ladies dressed in leather suits in his trailer, near the Mexico border.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:56 PM

He sold a kidney to sustain his drughabit. Makes total sense to me.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:57 PM

QUOTE (leeoggy @ Sunday, Jun 16 2013, 00:22)
he was out hunting in Blaine county, he came across a lonesome boar. Instead of aiming his gun toward the boar he unzipped his piss stained jeans and crept up behind the unsuspecting beast ready to pounce when the boar swung round and gored him in the stomach...

or...he got stabbed

Noooo nooo.... that's not how the story goes.

Trevor was out in the woods hunting when the temperature was -60C and a bear came from behind. The bear scratched Trevor with his claw so Trevor got mad and dropped the polar bear with his left fist while smoking a cig with his right.
He ate raw meat that night.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 11:01 PM

24 hour ban coming soon?...


OT: maybe its showing us how the scar system will work???

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:08 AM

You have far too much spare time...

But appreciated because it made me laugh. Hell, there could be a vengeance mission where Trevor comes back to burn the place to the ground, or better yet, blow it up, that'll teach them to not let him have portion 6. And the mission will be called 'Chop Suey Kabloowey!'

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:08 AM

It's sure to be his appendix and exploited for humor, or something like your story.

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#18

Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:17 AM

Best. Story. Ever. icon14.gif

Now i wanna go to that chinese buffet and get some sesame chicken. And if the manager pulls a shuriken on me. Thats a risk i'll have to take.

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 02:21 AM

Um, judging by Trevor's actions in his trailer, he would have slapped the maitre'd' around for good measure, and then make his vow to never patronize this business again haha. Reminds me of Donnie Brasco when Joe/Donnie refuses to remove his shoes at the Chinese place, so they rough the host up.

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 07:24 PM

QUOTE (OGpurp @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 18:01)
24 hour ban coming soon?...

Not yet. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, however, has yet to be seen.

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#21

Posted 16 June 2013 - 07:30 PM

Caesarean section

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:08 PM

QUOTE (Dale Nixon @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 23:22)
I think he had an abortion.

Agreed, definitely abortion! lol.gif
That is f*cking golden! happy.gif

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:15 PM

He slipped and cut his stomach when he was trying to cut his realistic steak.

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE (gtamad8 @ Sunday, Jun 16 2013, 21:15)
He slipped and cut his stomach when he was trying to cut his realistic steak.

I see this pathetic "joke" is still going about. Do you think it's funny? Why do you spew out this idiotic phrase? Does it make you feel cool?

Give it up. Never was funny and just makes you sound like an idiot.

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 08:31 PM

Trevor probably got shanked over a botched meth deal....

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 11:25 PM

Yeah this too exposed to not be a story device, he probably got it from the war. On another note, I hope rokstar goes deeper in reasons of his Insanity

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 11:07 AM

So what's the point of your signature by the way. I don't get it.

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (Dale Nixon @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 22:22)
I think he had an abortion.

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 05:04 PM

QUOTE (Dre23 @ Monday, Jun 17 2013, 06:07)
So what's the point of your signature by the way. I don't get it.

You talking about mine, amigo?

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 05:13 PM

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Monday, Jun 17 2013, 17:04)
QUOTE (Dre23 @ Monday, Jun 17 2013, 06:07)
So what's the point of your signature by the way. I don't get it.

You talking about mine, amigo?

Why don't you change your signature to the picture of your handsome face, btw.. I will continue to give you shut till you apologize for once being a complete and utter asshole before, you've straightened up your sh*t. But still, admit you dumb ass mistakes and being a complete twat to people in the past for no reason. If not, I'll make it a priority to post your Mug in every thread you make.




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