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#91

Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:55 AM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 07:29)
classy

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#92

Posted 13 June 2013 - 05:56 AM

You're easy to persuade ain't you?

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#93

Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:06 AM

QUOTE (GunWrath @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 16:15)
QUOTE (Sgt. Foley @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 23:29)
Look guys! Another person who comes out of buttf*ck no where and starts hating on a person and tries to look cool!

They made valid points though, lol. Don't get ass hurt man.

Yeah, he wasn't even picking on you, he was just pointing something out,

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#94

Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:24 AM

I used to like you. Then everyone started to hate you. So I jumped on the bandwagon. I'm pretty sure there's a reason to hate you but hey sometimes it's just fun to grab a pitchfork and join the nearest angry mob blindly because that means I get to poke at something nasty.

In other words, you suck.

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#95

Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:26 AM

Am I the only person who actually thinks that GTA-King is one of the best members on the site?

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#96

Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:31 AM

QUOTE (Raavi @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 16:40)
You're basically a living advertisement for birth control - Durex should pay you!

This is the best post in the topic.

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#97

Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:39 AM

QUOTE (Niko Vercetti 112 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 06:26)
Am I the only person who actually thinks that GTA-King is one of the best members on the site?

Yes and you're also the only one who's gonna end up taking pictures of him during his vacation. Don't BOTHER posting the pictures you took, here.

Have a happy vacation both of you.

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#98

Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:59 AM

You don't understand the concept of a roast right? It is a face to face kind of thing - not over the internet kind of thing. You f*cking moron.

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#99

Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:35 AM

High and tight?
Nah short and low
It's how the King roles when he toking on some hydro
But that ain't all that this nigga tokes
Time in the precinct made him chicken choke
A gobble here
A gobble there
Nigga got time when hes 'gobblin everywhere
Head on down to the WD
What ya see
Nigga trying to get the vote-see
Ziggy not impressed
Ziggy not too proud
Nigga parred off by this stoner clown

But this aint the end of the story
Hell no, sh*t we about to reach the glory
The itty bitty
The nitty gritty
Like making another account - to make himself feel pretty
Coz with BOS tatooed on his arm
And a head full of mothaf*ckin homegrown farmed
we realise that this nigga has got skillz
skills to troll and bend you to his will
A bit of attention
Thats all this nigga needs
Give him a breadcrumb and hes up to high speed

So you see
You motherf*cking do
Coz when your roll with King
Yeah your rolling deep nigga
Figures
Trigger finger
A motherphuggin ass licker
A motherphuggin gif and a grin that lingers
Its all you see
Its all you do
A flash of lightning and hes posting in the blue

Cuz This is to leve-o
This is to levi
This is to all niggas on the west coast east side
Cuz you when you see the king
You know its time to swing
You know to hold your head high
Cuz theres no crown on his head no glint in his eye
Just a manchild with an ounce
And a BB obsession to flounce

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"Ode to the King"

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#100

Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:49 AM

Is this going to be on your next album? biggrin.gif

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#101

Posted 13 June 2013 - 08:00 AM

Orbitalraindrops- From Rockbottom to Cockbottom.
The Debut album coming Summer 2013.

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#102

Posted 13 June 2013 - 08:18 AM

Gonna win a Grammy for sure.

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#103

Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:41 AM Edited by AceKingston, 13 June 2013 - 01:37 PM.

Well you are an annoying attention seeking member here.

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#104

Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:54 AM Edited by Max., 13 June 2013 - 10:57 AM.

That tattoo is awful.
So is that beard which frames that wanky smile.
And that hair is ill-advised.
And so is that sh*t brown sofa.
And that cheap ghetto bamboo window blind.
And that t-shirt needs a wash.
And you need a wash.

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#105

Posted 13 June 2013 - 12:37 PM

The attempts at ironic detachment are pretty transparent, king.

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#106

Posted 13 June 2013 - 01:55 PM

You look like a scrawny little Robert Downey Jr. wannabe in that picture, especially with your sh*tty house.
You're arrogant as f*ck, you're probably a narcissist. You probably jack off to yourself.
Nobody cares how much weed you smoke, you could smoke 10 times as much as snoop dogg and I wouldn't give a f*ck. Last weekend I drank 10 shots of vodka within 8 minutes at a party, but I know that nobody will give a sh*t if I go around everywhere on GTA forums saying that-the same scenario applies to your weed smoking.
If the only time you make threads is when you're high, you're probably not all that creative while sober.
You're probably the most pathetic narcissist of all time considering that you attempt to gather respect from people on an online video game forum.

A roast is supposed to be something in person, but due to your stupidity, I must thank you for creating the official GTA-King bashing thread.

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#107

Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:05 PM

Thought it seemed best to post it here:

What was this other account that GTA-King used to PM spam people, what did he actually do with it, can someone link it for me?

BTW GTA-King, I'll tell why I hate you:

- Annoying Breaking Bad obsession.
- PM spamming to vote for you.
- PM spamming to post in your threads.
- Retarded posts in WD.
- Annoying Gif Images.
- Attention seeking brat.

I'm surprised you are not banned yet.

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#108

Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:09 PM

I am so surprised this is still not locked. I didn't think this kind of thing was allowed. Didn't there used to be a topic called the cage, or the pit or something like that? Where people used to go to argue or insult each other.

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#109

Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:18 PM

QUOTE (tms_junk @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 09:09)
I am so surprised this is still not locked. I didn't think this kind of thing was allowed. Didn't there used to be a topic called the cage, or the pit or something like that? Where people used to go to argue or insult each other.

I second that, I wouldn't mind a topic to keep out the bullsh*t like this.. but it's amusing to watch someone get bashed smile.gif

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#110

Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:41 PM

QUOTE (orbitalraindrops @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 07:35)
High and tight?
Nah short and low
It's how the King roles when he toking on some hydro
But that ain't all that this nigga tokes
Time in the precinct made him chicken choke
A gobble here
A gobble there
Nigga got time when hes 'gobblin everywhere
Head on down to the WD
What ya see
Nigga trying to get the vote-see
Ziggy not impressed
Ziggy not too proud
Nigga parred off by this stoner clown

But this aint the end of the story
Hell no, sh*t we about to reach the glory
The itty bitty
The nitty gritty
Like making another account - to make himself feel pretty
Coz with BOS tatooed on his arm
And a head full of mothaf*ckin homegrown farmed
we realise that this nigga has got skillz
skills to troll and bend you to his will
A bit of attention
Thats all this nigga needs
Give him a breadcrumb and hes up to high speed

So you see
You motherf*cking do
Coz when your roll with King
Yeah your rolling deep nigga
Figures
Trigger finger
A motherphuggin ass licker
A motherphuggin gif and a grin that lingers
Its all you see
Its all you do
A flash of lightning and hes posting in the blue

Cuz This is to leve-o
This is to levi
This is to all niggas on the west coast east side
Cuz you when you see the king
You know its time to swing
You know to hold your head high
Cuz theres no crown on his head no glint in his eye
Just a manchild with an ounce
And a BB obsession to flounce

2k13
Mandem Crew
"Ode to the King"

Love it!

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#111

Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:52 PM

Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

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#112

Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:54 PM

QUOTE (S5L3T0 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 09:52)
Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

Most kids period say nigga.. It's the swag generation, yo.

#gtafthuglife

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#113

Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:01 PM

QUOTE (S5L3T0 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 14:52)
Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

Not at all.

Its sounds f*cking stupid with our English accent. The UK equivalent would probably be 'Blad' although that has no racial connotations.

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#114

Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:06 PM

6 Pages! whoa, GTA-King has succeeded in getting the attention he much needed/desired

I congratulate you GTA-King for getting this far *clap clap

But let's see long you will last with la Garrador

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#115

Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:11 PM Edited by S5L3T0, 13 June 2013 - 03:13 PM.

QUOTE (GunWrath @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 14:54)
QUOTE (S5L3T0 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 09:52)
Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

Most kids period say nigga.. It's the swag generation, yo.

#gtafthuglife

Well f*ck me sideways. Only our generation could make the 80s look sophisticated.

Stay lifted king, don't change for anyone

@max: see that's what I was thinking, I almost youtubed British kids saying nigga lol

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#116

Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:11 PM

Well you deserve a Congratulations for getting this far without a ban or a lock.

Anyway I asked a question regarding him but no one answered, what was the name of the other account that he used to PM spam people with? Can someone link me to it?

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#117

Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (S5L3T0 @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 15:11)
Stay lifted king, don't change for anyone

Always and never.

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#118

Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:58 PM

You are so nuts that you call yourself GTA King, Where even real kings will try to find prostitutes when first time playing the game....

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#119

Posted 13 June 2013 - 04:24 PM

GTA-King?

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#120

Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:32 PM

QUOTE (AceKingston @ Thursday, Jun 13 2013, 12:11)
Anyway I asked a question regarding him but no one answered, what was the name of the other account that he used to PM spam people with? Can someone link me to it?

http://www.gtaforums...showuser=584402




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