I'm sure you all have seen celebrity roasts on Comedy Central, right? If not, here is an example:
I know alot of people here despise me. And why shouldn't they? I cheated to obtain this medal by campaigning for myself, rolled with the stars in the OGA (and got addicted to gobbling cock), eventually got thrown out for God knows why. Went through a rough period after that. Had to get attention from V tards in order to feel satisfied. Eventually I returned to Writer's Discussion... and was totally disrespected. I understand why... but I was constantly labeled as a bad guy. So eventually it fueled my ego that I had become the bad guy of the forum, so I got all tangled up in pride.
But now... now I'm feeling empty. Like a washed up celebrity. I need redemption, and I want you all to be afraid of how much you love me. So please, feel free to insult me as horribly as possible. I want this to be a learning experience for me. I want you all to whip me into a better person. Remember though: you have to say at least one good thing about me.
So come at me! ^_^
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