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GTA-King
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#1

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:50 PM Edited by GTA-King, 12 June 2013 - 09:00 PM.

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The Roast of GTA-King


I'm sure you all have seen celebrity roasts on Comedy Central, right? If not, here is an example:



I know alot of people here despise me. And why shouldn't they? I cheated to obtain this medal by campaigning for myself, rolled with the stars in the OGA (and got addicted to gobbling cock), eventually got thrown out for God knows why. Went through a rough period after that. Had to get attention from V tards in order to feel satisfied. Eventually I returned to Writer's Discussion... and was totally disrespected. I understand why... but I was constantly labeled as a bad guy. So eventually it fueled my ego that I had become the bad guy of the forum, so I got all tangled up in pride.

But now... now I'm feeling empty. Like a washed up celebrity. I need redemption, and I want you all to be afraid of how much you love me. So please, feel free to insult me as horribly as possible. I want this to be a learning experience for me. I want you all to whip me into a better person. Remember though: you have to say at least one good thing about me.

So come at me! ^_^

free spam for everyone that participates!

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#2

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:52 PM

But what if we don't hate you? I'm guessing we just don't take part?

Need me to come over and sing "Where is the love" By the Black Eyed Peas? I'll sing acoustic?
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#3

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

oh, feeling empty? i think you haven't been gobbling enough cock.
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GTA-King
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#4

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (tms_junk @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 20:52)
But what if we don't hate you? I'm guessing we just don't take part?

Need me to come over and sing "Where is the love" By the Black Eyed Peas? I'll sing acoustic?

If you don't mind, that'd be just swell.

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#5

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:54 PM

That's it, you're officially going on my respect list.

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#6

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:55 PM

Nice to see you're a attention seeker icon14.gif

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:55 PM

Attention Seeker, eh?

>The Roast of GTA-King
>waits for people from the Writers Room to arrive.

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:56 PM

Well, I like the way you make me feel about myself, you know, when we talk, you listen. You don't think about what I'm like naked, you're really listening. And I love it. You're not like any of the other guys.
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#9

Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:58 PM

I was wrong in the singles thread. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:59 PM Edited by OverTheBelow, 12 June 2013 - 09:01 PM.

You're the type of person that I'd want to punch in the face if i knew you during daily life,

but congratulations anyway. wink.gif
(i didnt read your post)
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#11

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:00 PM

your BoS tattoo wasn't even done properly.

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#12

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:01 PM

ive never liked you

and youre fat
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#13

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:04 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 20:58)
I was wrong in the singles thread. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.

Dwayne Johnson will not be happy when he see's this.

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:07 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 15:58)
I was wrong in the singles thread. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.

Ha.

I remember GTA-King kept campaigning for votes for that GTA 5 story he made

And then he PM'd me and asked me to bump an old thread of his. Damn, wish I saved the PM. But he really did, trust me.
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#15

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:23 PM

You sure do like that photo of yourself.

Gotten up to any night time "duties" with it?

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#16

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:36 PM

You made a second account on the forum, Leve - O, and used it to pat yourself on the back, such as complimenting yourself for a good topic. You're a muppet.

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#17

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:43 PM

Where the f*ck would I even begin?
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:47 PM

I would like to light your nipple hair on fire and then push your fat ass through an elementary school shirtless.

You're going on my respect list.

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#19

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:47 PM Edited by johnny_zoo, 12 June 2013 - 09:50 PM.

*pulls down spectacles*

whatsthat.gif


Ok, someone tell me what the hell he is talking about.

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#20

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:48 PM

You already roasted yourself, what is there left to roast?

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:51 PM

There is so much hate!! Why!! HATE IS DESTROYING THE WOOORLLD!!!!

ok.

Never got a chance to know you well... from what I've seen you make good contributions and an honest post like this is a +, so congrats. However, sorry to say, you did not deserve to win Best Concept Story over Balkan Valor.

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#22

Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:52 PM

QUOTE (CallTheCoroner @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 21:48)
You already roasted yourself, what is there left to roast?

My boy M&M taught me dat.


0:12 - 0:14 is me while reading through everyone's posts in here.

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#23

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:06 PM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 21:50)
Remember though: you have to say at least one good thing about me.

......I've got nothing.

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#24

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:21 PM

When he dies, the funeral home requires for him to be transported in an open casket - They're afraid the undertaker gets pulled over and charged with Drug Trafficking.

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#25

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:22 PM

That beard makes you look like a Portuguese whore or 'gentleman of the afternoon', if you prefer.
As a result, you appear sickly and infected, perhaps the only person who can pass on syphilis by simply standing within smelling distance of another human being. Your slovenly appearance, drug addiction and malignant narcissism mean that you really are GTAForums answer to Britney Spears, and like her will probably end your days in a psuedo-mystic fad cult whilst using your fourth baby as an enema.

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#26

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:24 PM Edited by GTA-King, 12 June 2013 - 10:26 PM.

QUOTE (Typhus @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 22:22)
That beard makes you look like a Portuguese whore or 'gentleman of the afternoon', if you prefer.
As a result, you appear sickly and infected, perhaps the only person who can pass on syphilis by simply standing within smelling distance of another human being. Your slovenly appearance, drug addiction and malignant narcissism mean that you really are GTAForums answer to Britney Spears, and like her will probably end your days in a psuedo-mystic fad cult whilst using your fourth baby as an enema.

Ok, now something nice, please.

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:26 PM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 22:24)
Ok, now something nice, please.

You asked for a roast, not a tea party.

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#28

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:30 PM

Aw, someone needs a hug.

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#29

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 22:30)
Aw, someone needs a hug.

F*ck I miss those flashing lights.

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#30

Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:33 PM

Oh.
Harley zips up jeans

Misleading topic title.




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