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stu
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#31

Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:14 AM

Ha pockets.

No I don't carry anything in my clothes holes, I keep everything in a safety deposit box.

Otherwise known as my anal cavity.

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#32

Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:20 AM

I have 20$ in my pocket, I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is f*cking awesome

And my wallet, keys with the Max Payne 3 bullet keychain and my crappy phone.

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#33

Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:21 AM

Stu, would you mind if I took a look at your security deposit box some time? Sounds like an interesting choice for transit and I'd like to know the bare knuckle logistics of things.


As for me: keys, phone, 32GB iPod, wallet, two dollars in quarters, safety shields and a handkerchief.
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#34

Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:34 AM

Sure thing. Just bring some hand sanitiser.

It's actually quite a complex mechanism don't you know. You have to press my hemorrhoids in the correct combination in order for it to unlock. If you get it wrong 3 times you get sprayed with diarrhea and gerbil bone fragments.

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#35

Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:45 AM

Nothing.

Well, maybe my phone. That's it.

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#36

Posted 15 June 2013 - 04:30 AM

iPhone 5, spare change, my rosary, hand sanitizer, and a little surfboard carved of wood my friend made today.

My rosary rotates between being in my pocket and being worn by me, and the little surfboard is only because I'm using the same jeans I was wearing this afternoon.

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#37

Posted 15 June 2013 - 04:59 AM

Cigs phone lighter wallet keys.

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#38

Posted 15 June 2013 - 09:38 AM Edited by kippers., 15 June 2013 - 09:41 AM.

What people have in their pockets is fascinating. It says a lot about not just the individual, but different cultures and beliefs; What makes everyone unique? The things they have in their pockets.

This great 3 minute short film deals with the exact same ideas.






As for me, I've just come home so I dont have much in mine. What remains is £15, some loose change, a lighter and 3 condoms.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 09:50 AM

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#40

Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:13 AM

A single Jim Dunlop nylon plectrum. .88mm for anyone that's interested in the details.

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#41

Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:18 AM

I've got a penchant for playing pocket billiards so my pockets have got holes in them, suffice to say I can't post a picture of the contents as this isn't /b/

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#42

Posted 15 June 2013 - 10:52 AM

in my underwear.. but normally I roll with a wallet, can of tobacco and knife.

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#43

Posted 15 June 2013 - 11:49 AM

Im so hard I can't fit all my cool stuff in my pocket, but here is how good I am.

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#44

Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:04 PM

My wallet and a cell phone. That's about it. I have a key ring with the keys to my apartment attached to my wallet, if that makes anything special.

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#45

Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:08 PM Edited by gtavpoliceimprovements, 16 June 2013 - 10:44 AM.

Nothin ATM in my pajamas lol, but normally ill have a Phone,and money

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#46

Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:25 PM

I'm severely saddened at the pack of pictures in this thread. How hard is it to use your cellphone to take a picture, folks?

QUOTE (Ben73 @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 06:49)
Im so hard I can't fit all my cool stuff in my pocket, but here is how good I am.

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Way off topic, but I know this guy. He's pretty cool.

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:32 PM

QUOTE (Devyl @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 15:25)
I'm severely saddened at the pack of pictures in this thread. How hard is it to use your cellphone to take a picture, folks?

Fine...
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I don't like to have sh*t in my pockets. Usually I just have my wallet. If absolutely needed I have my keys in my pockets.

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#48

Posted 16 June 2013 - 05:45 AM

Wallet, HTC Wildfire, Bus card, USB, red iPod Nano Gen 4 or 5 (the one where it's just a square screen)

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#49

Posted 16 June 2013 - 06:39 AM

20 dollars in my pocket, I, I, I'm hunting, looking for a come-up, this is f*cking awesome.

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#50

Posted 16 June 2013 - 06:53 AM

One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic, one soiled. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07.

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#51

Posted 16 June 2013 - 10:43 AM

Always money, phone, tobacco tin, lighter, provisional license and sometimes my debit card.

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#52

Posted 16 June 2013 - 04:07 PM

Two holes.

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#53

Posted 16 June 2013 - 04:20 PM

Let's see what i have in there.... ah i have Grandpa in my pocket

I check the other pocket... and in this one i have a puppy in my pocket

Now the other pocket has Zombie in my pocket

And this one has... oooh this one's weird, it's Gaming in my pocket (Like a Nintendo DS) I thought i had the Mario kart 7 cartridge in there, oh well

Ooooh! another pocket! and this one has... a ladder, a old nagger, plastic garden chair, a nice little flare, airsoft gun, bottle of rum, a pieces of 8

/Joke

But seriously i pretty much carry only my wallet in it, nothing to special tounge.gif

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#54

Posted 21 June 2013 - 06:56 PM

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That's what I have in my pockets right now. Wallet, pocket knife, thumb drive, and pick.

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#55

Posted 21 June 2013 - 07:57 PM

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Wallet (Condom, credit-card sized knife sharpener, amongst the normal things)
Leatherman
Knife (Don't care for the Leatherman's)
Zippo
Pepper Spray ( that big red thing )
Keys (With gerber multi-tool and firesteel)
Personal Survival Kit (Altoids tin with denim pouch)

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#56

Posted 21 June 2013 - 08:07 PM

I got pocket rocks, you put them in your pockets.




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