What's in your pockets?
Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:14 AM
No I don't carry anything in my clothes holes, I keep everything in a safety deposit box.
Otherwise known as my anal cavity.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:20 AM
And my wallet, keys with the Max Payne 3 bullet keychain and my crappy phone.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:21 AM
As for me: keys, phone, 32GB iPod, wallet, two dollars in quarters, safety shields and a handkerchief.
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Posted 15 June 2013 - 01:34 AM
It's actually quite a complex mechanism don't you know. You have to press my hemorrhoids in the correct combination in order for it to unlock. If you get it wrong 3 times you get sprayed with diarrhea and gerbil bone fragments.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 04:30 AM
My rosary rotates between being in my pocket and being worn by me, and the little surfboard is only because I'm using the same jeans I was wearing this afternoon.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 09:38 AM Edited by kippers., 15 June 2013 - 09:41 AM.
This great 3 minute short film deals with the exact same ideas.
As for me, I've just come home so I dont have much in mine. What remains is £15, some loose change, a lighter and 3 condoms.
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Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:08 PM Edited by gtavpoliceimprovements, 16 June 2013 - 10:44 AM.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:25 PM
|QUOTE (Ben73 @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 06:49)|
| Im so hard I can't fit all my cool stuff in my pocket, but here is how good I am. |
Way off topic, but I know this guy. He's pretty cool.
Posted 15 June 2013 - 07:32 PM
|QUOTE (Devyl @ Saturday, Jun 15 2013, 15:25)|
|I'm severely saddened at the pack of pictures in this thread. How hard is it to use your cellphone to take a picture, folks?|
I don't like to have sh*t in my pockets. Usually I just have my wallet. If absolutely needed I have my keys in my pockets.
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Posted 16 June 2013 - 04:20 PM
I check the other pocket... and in this one i have a puppy in my pocket
Now the other pocket has Zombie in my pocket
And this one has... oooh this one's weird, it's Gaming in my pocket (Like a Nintendo DS) I thought i had the Mario kart 7 cartridge in there, oh well
Ooooh! another pocket! and this one has... a ladder, a old nagger, plastic garden chair, a nice little flare, airsoft gun, bottle of rum, a pieces of 8
But seriously i pretty much carry only my wallet in it, nothing to special
Posted 21 June 2013 - 06:56 PM
That's what I have in my pockets right now. Wallet, pocket knife, thumb drive, and pick.
Posted 21 June 2013 - 07:57 PM
Wallet (Condom, credit-card sized knife sharpener, amongst the normal things)
Knife (Don't care for the Leatherman's)
Pepper Spray ( that big red thing )
Keys (With gerber multi-tool and firesteel)
Personal Survival Kit (Altoids tin with denim pouch)
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