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#31

Posted 29 May 2013 - 10:05 PM

QUOTE (Boss Falcone @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 21:06)
This is a good Idea originally given to me by Don Bianco,
I now give you this idea and hope you run it just like how I did.

In other words be the closest thing you can be to a dictator but don't call yourself a dictaor biggrin.gif

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#32

Posted 30 May 2013 - 12:51 AM

Foley!!! I didn't know it was you bro

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#33

Posted 30 May 2013 - 01:06 AM

Yeah, read what I said on the first page to Lazyboyeight.

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#34

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:02 AM

Congratulations, and best of luck with the opening of Federal Investigation Bureau! It's really pleasing to see you willing to take on the legacy of such an extraordinary and storied group such as the FBI, also known as 629. Anyway, I'm sure you're aware of all the baggage this brings along with it; all the inside jokes, flippant attitudes, "gnag wars", quote trains, and general douchebaggery. So, without further ado, let's get started:



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Yeaaaah, bitches, you thought it was all over. You thought the Ritz fascists had finally triumphed over the liberty and freedom that is endemic to the nature of the Saltine cracker. Well, I say to you that you will NEVER break our spirit! Saltines forever, motherf*ckers! Let's do this!

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#35

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:05 AM

Hey all, BigGamer here. As the longtime director of the original FBI, I would like to apologize for my friend Bartleby's behavior. I don't know what would possess him to spew his saltine crap all over your clearly well-designed... whatever this is.

If it makes you feel better, have some Ritz. Now with just 3% fascism!

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#36

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:14 AM

...

I'm going to have to ask you to please stop what you're doing and drop it. Thank you. Seems like everyone is in a trolling mood.

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#37

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:17 AM

QUOTE (Sgt. Foley @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 20:14)
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I'm going to have to ask you to please stop what you're doing and drop it. Thank you.

But my good man! Surely you don't want the Ritz to dominate the cracker discussion in this topic!? Why, every time you made so much as a casual mention of a bread-based toasted snack, you will have to face the disgusting and terrible evil that the Ritz cracker brings with it! If you are at all invested in the success of the gang, then I implore you very strongly to reconsider this decision!




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SALTINES OR DEATH!

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#38

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:21 AM

QUOTE (Bartleby @ Thursday, May 30 2013, 03:17)
QUOTE (Sgt. Foley @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 20:14)
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I'm going to have to ask you to please stop what you're doing and drop it. Thank you.

But my good man! Surely you don't want the Ritz to dominate the cracker discussion in this topic!? Why, every time you made so much as a casual mention of a bread-based toasted snack, you will have to face the disgusting and terrible evil that the Ritz cracker brings with it! If you are at all invested in the success of the gang, then I implore you very strongly to reconsider this decision!




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SALTINES OR DEATH!

Leave Smart A**

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#39

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:38 AM

No sh*t man. Thats f*cking annoying

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#40

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:53 AM

Give me saltines or give me death. The salt will set you free.

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#41

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:59 AM

Leave or get reported, last warning

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#42

Posted 30 May 2013 - 04:48 AM

YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH!

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#43

Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:10 AM

QUOTE (Bartleby @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 23:48)
YOU CANNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH!

You sir have had enough we both know saltines have had their day! You sully this mans sacred ground by pulling your old tired tricks!? You as well as I know these tricks are for children! Only a child would dare attempt to stand in the face of progress clearly outlined in the Ritz Method!

Observe!

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You can not stop progress sir!

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#44

Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:31 AM

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Ritz is serious business, I must admit.

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#45

Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:39 AM

I am simply beside myself with rage at the support being garnered in the name of the traitorous Ritz! I will no hear no more words about this trite daytime snack, and will move to have all Ritz sympathizers removed from the topic! The members of this new group have made it perfectly clear that they stand in solidarity with me and the correct path to order! The Saltine!

As has been indicated, you Ritz-ists are on your last warning. You either leave now or you will be reported for hate crimes against baked goods!

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#46

Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:48 AM

Very well since you will not withdraw your support of the saltine I shall retire until the day begins a new. Before i do, know that there will be a cracker king and he shall be called Ritz.

Good evening and good night!

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#47

Posted 30 May 2013 - 02:43 PM

I will not rest until every spec of Ritz on this planet has been wiped from the earth. Their treachery runs that deep.

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#48

Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:28 PM

Ok thats enough boys. You've been asked to leave so mosey on back to your thread and don't post in this thread again.

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#49

Posted 30 May 2013 - 04:25 PM

QuestionsAnswers
Username(GTAF) THE R34P3R
Age (Optional) 15
Xbox Live Gamertag l St Jimmy l
Do you have a Headset? Yes
Time ZoneEST
What skills do you have? Good leadership, Good player, I make good decisions
How often do you visit GTAForums? Everyday
How Many gangs have you been in My recent gangs are Genovese, GFXH, Casano
Anything else you might want to add I look forward to working with you and hope you accept. You better Foley!

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#50

Posted 30 May 2013 - 07:22 PM

What a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do.

R34P3R I am reviewing your application, I will report back when I am done.

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#51

Posted 30 May 2013 - 07:26 PM

QUOTE (Sgt. Foley @ Thursday, May 30 2013, 19:22)
What a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do.

R34P3R I am reviewing your application, I will report back when I am done.

Ok man sounds good

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#52

Posted 30 May 2013 - 07:58 PM

ACCEPTED:

The R34P3R. You are now in the Federal Investigation Bureau. Congratulations.

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#53

Posted 30 May 2013 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (Sgt. Foley @ Thursday, May 30 2013, 19:58)
ACCEPTED:

The R34P3R. You are now in the Federal Investigation Bureau. Congratulations.

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Thank you very much. I look forward to being in FIB

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#54

Posted 30 May 2013 - 10:42 PM

Good luck guys it sound interesting

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#55

Posted 30 May 2013 - 10:49 PM

Thanks icon14.gif

I means a lot.

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#56

Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:03 AM

Sgt.foley - I see you starting to get members. By the way when you accept members. Post from the FIB account. It
looks more professional and organised. I shall also start to get the page done for you, sorry been really busy family stuff.
But once I have a bunch of time on my hand's I'll get it done for you. Don't let me down Foley, and remember do not let
that person in or don't even let him help you. If you need any advice or tips. Or you want help with recruitment, I'll help you,
As we are soon going to become joint operations.

If you ever need some help, I'll send some members over to help. Don't hesitate to ask.

You welcome and see you around


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#57

Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:20 AM

Good Luck heading the FIB Sgt. Foley!

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#58

Posted 31 May 2013 - 01:57 AM

Good luck from Officer Tech 9. If you ever need assistance, help, or anything else, feel free to contact me icon14.gif . And btw, the page looks good. Good luck.

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#59

Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:31 AM

QUOTE (T3CH 9 @ Friday, May 31 2013, 01:57)
Good luck from Officer Tech 9. If you ever need assistance, help, or anything else, feel free to contact me icon14.gif . And btw, the page looks good. Good luck.

Thx Tech. Did you get frozen again

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#60

Posted 31 May 2013 - 03:10 AM

Sorry about not joining your party. I was deep into a game haha.




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