Congratulations, and best of luck with the opening of Federal Investigation Bureau
! It's really pleasing to see you willing to take on the legacy of such an extraordinary and storied group such as the FBI, also known as 629. Anyway, I'm sure you're aware of all the baggage this brings along with it; all the inside jokes, flippant attitudes, "gnag wars", quote trains, and general douchebaggery. So, without further ado, let's get started:
Yeaaaah, bitches, you thought it was all over. You thought the Ritz fascists had finally
triumphed over the liberty and freedom that is endemic to the nature of the Saltine cracker. Well, I say to you that you will NEVER break our spirit! Saltines forever, motherf*ckers! Let's do this!