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kasper2212
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:26 PM

Dear friend,

You've just made the best decision of your entire life. In fact, you've made the best decision anyone has made for a trillion years or more. If you were to live for another billion years, you would not make a better decision. In fact, you will now live for a billion years. You've become an Epsilonist. Kifflom! It's officially America's fastest growing religion and you've just proven what an independent thinker you are, by jumping on board. Prepare to be in 37,000 (yes, 37,000!) places all at once. Prepare to be amazed. This is the best thing you've ever done. You've joined an organization so powerful the government just tried to ban us. Of course, they failed. Nothing will stop us, in this Paradigm or the next. Welcome, brother-brother or sister-sister (delete as appropriate - but this is not a form letter - we're testing you - knowledge IS power, so we hope you know if you're a brother-brother or a sister-sister, because knowledge, just like charity, starts at home!)

A very small number of of our recent recruits, (based on Cris' unique intuition), will be invited to join a special scholarship program of advanced Epsilonism in Los Santos - should you be one of them, Cris or another senior Epsilonist will contact you personally in a month or so. Either by telepathy or email or probably both!

You have much to be excited about your new life. The most exciting thing of all is that you are about to get literally hundreds of opportunities to invest in your future by studying one of our reasonably priced courses in personal learning and salvation.

Most top celebrities and intellectuals have joined us on this journey. Now you have too. Soon, you may be one of them.

Kifflom one and all,

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:27 PM

Congratulations!!!!


Look in news section buddy sly.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:35 PM

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Johan
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:36 PM

It's been sent to everyone, we all know about it

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:36 PM

OMG WAIT A MINUTE...I GOT AN EMAIL TOO~!! DON'T TELL ME EVERYONE GOT THESE?!?!

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:36 PM

Congratulations guys!!!!

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#8

Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:37 PM

OMG im being considered!!!!

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:37 PM

Yea I just got mine lol

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:37 PM

QUOTE (rcookie23 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 21:36)
OMG WAIT A MINUTE...I GOT AN EMAIL TOO~!! DON'T TELL ME EVERYONE GOT THESE?!?!

Yup, my heart stopped for a second too biggrin.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:39 PM

Got damn I thought I won
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:42 PM

But we must of been short listed surely? They wouldn't of sent to everyone that sent photos that didn't comply ect? I actually almost had a heart attack when I saw it!!

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:43 PM Edited by Werebot85, 28 May 2013 - 09:49 PM.

I don't have an email!! I entered but I'm not being considered and can't be chosen! I live in South Freakin Africaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad.gif sad.gif

Edit: WAIT!!!!!!!! Just checked my mail! I'VE GOT ONE TOO!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:43 PM

QUOTE (AerialRocket @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 17:39)
Got damn I thought I won

There is no light at the end of this tunnel. We are all going to die.... I mean lose.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:43 PM

I got one of them fancy coloured e-mails in ma box down the road a ways too.

Looks like I'm gonna join Markie Fromage in one of them of them flying whirly discs up tin the sky.

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#16

Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:47 PM

Why am I being considered?

I sent in the worst picture ever lol.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:48 PM

If Cris Formage exists in the V universe, then R* have contradicted themselves...

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#18

Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:51 PM

Please use the main topic:

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=519075

Good luck, though smile.gif




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