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Posted 28 May 2013 - 10:29 PM

yep...your f*cked

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 10:30 PM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 22:28)
QUOTE (TonyZimmzy @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 22:26)
Don't worry, she'll cheat on you plenty when she's away, so when you get back, you'll get f*cking AIDS.

Is that the good aids?

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My, my... no.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 10:34 PM

QUOTE (Lunatic100 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:37)
Umm a better topic would be why should we give a care about you or your girlfriend. In all honesty tell the bitch to go sit her childish ass down somewhere

and this here is why you will be forever alone.. Dummy.



Its really clear to see who in this post still lives with their mother and have never had interaction with a real female.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 10:56 PM

Seriously? If you think this way I actually doubt you have a girlfriend, in fact I believe you're still a virgin.

What is wrong with this people, the last 5 threads I've read were all about the same retarded thing, choices between family/ people and the game. Even if that was an issue the day have 24 hrs, if you're I.Q. is bigger then a rock you'll know how to split that time in order to do everything you need. If you don't, well by one of these and blow your brain, you're not using it anyway, so you won't need it. suicidal.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:02 PM

QUOTE (S1LV3R_W0LF @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 22:56)
Seriously? If you think this way I actually doubt you have a girlfriend, in fact I believe you're still a virgin.

What is wrong with this people, the last 5 threads I've read were all about the same retarded thing, choices between family/ people and the game. Even if that was an issue the day have 24 hrs, if you're I.Q. is bigger then a rock you'll know how to split that time in order to do everything you need. If you don't, well by one of these and blow your brain, you're not using it anyway, so you won't need it. suicidal.gif

I think its amazing that you actually think I'm being 100% serious... lol.

Although my situation is actually real and the others were a little extreme, its just a little fun to living up these boards a little bit because all I can see is people moaning about GTA5.

So I put a GTA5 situation and made a light hearted, fun topic for people. - because lets face it, this is a situation everyone will be in when the game comes out. Either be it, helping your mum shopping, see your mate...gf..bf. lets face it everyone will be like "give me an hour" then that hour will turn into a day.

So please, take your keyboard, monitor screen and cry somewhere else please.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:06 PM

QUOTE (Cysiek @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 05:36)
o...m...g...
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I must have watched that gif more times then I can count. Words aren't needed. Good job.

Hmmmm @OP should you be with this girl if she makes you so miserable? rolleyes.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 12:02)
QUOTE (S1LV3R_W0LF @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 22:56)
Seriously? If you think this way I actually doubt you have a girlfriend, in fact I believe you're still a virgin.

What is wrong with this people, the last 5 threads I've read were all about the same retarded thing, choices between family/ people and the game. Even if that was an issue the day have 24 hrs, if you're I.Q. is bigger then a rock you'll know how to split that time in order to do everything you need. If you don't, well by one of these and blow your brain, you're not using it anyway, so you won't need it.  suicidal.gif

I think its amazing that you actually think I'm being 100% serious... lol.

Although my situation is actually real and the others were a little extreme, its just a little fun to living up these boards a little bit because all I can see is people moaning about GTA5.

So I put a GTA5 situation and made a light hearted, fun topic for people. - because lets face it, this is a situation everyone will be in when the game comes out. Either be it, helping your mum shopping, see your mate...gf..bf. lets face it everyone will be like "give me an hour" then that hour will turn into a day.

So please, take your keyboard, monitor screen and cry somewhere else please.

Haha. I see, at least it is light hearted, some people here actually write stuff like that and they are entirely serious biggrin.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:09 PM

dump her. GTAV is 50 times better than any girl except if she really really hot thats different. the world stops for me when GTAv comes out on september 17th

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#129

Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:10 PM

How coincidental...

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:11 PM

QUOTE (customkingpimp @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:34)
QUOTE (Lunatic100 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:37)
Umm a better topic would be why should we give a care about you or your girlfriend. In all honesty tell the bitch to go sit her childish ass down somewhere

and this here is why you will be forever alone.. Dummy.



Its really clear to see who in this post still lives with their mother and have never had interaction with a real female.

Luckily, I live alone.....

Oh wait.... I have a girlfriend too! Now where did I put her....

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:15 PM

QUOTE (Werebot85 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 23:11)
QUOTE (customkingpimp @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:34)
QUOTE (Lunatic100 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:37)
Umm a better topic would be why should we give a care about you or your girlfriend. In all honesty tell the bitch to go sit her childish ass down somewhere

and this here is why you will be forever alone.. Dummy.



Its really clear to see who in this post still lives with their mother and have never had interaction with a real female.

Luckily, I live alone.....

Oh wait.... I have a girlfriend too! Now where did I put her....

In a box, keep the blow up pump fresh though so it doesn't rust when you want to spoon something sly.gif sly.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:17 PM

I think that is good news mate, I mean, months will go quicker while she is not with you and when she returns you pay attention to her, three days later you have bought V and you play a few hours and then pay attention again so won't see V to much, you have to enjoy the game not like me and the rest, I will finish the game in two days, would you like that? I prefer to finish the game in two weeks but I can't because I don't have a wife or a girlfriend so I must play quickly and finish the storyline fast as posible.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:18 PM

Well when she leaves my house I sill have a word with her, bro!

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:19 PM

Steps to take in order

1) Plow
2) Pork
3) Rail
4) Plow (again)
5) Nice Seafood Dinner
6) Rail x 2
7) She goes to sleep
8) You play GTA V
9) Lather, Rinse, Repeat

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:31 PM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 01:15)
QUOTE (Werebot85 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 23:11)
QUOTE (customkingpimp @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:34)
QUOTE (Lunatic100 @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:37)
Umm a better topic would be why should we give a care about you or your girlfriend. In all honesty tell the bitch to go sit her childish ass down somewhere

and this here is why you will be forever alone.. Dummy.



Its really clear to see who in this post still lives with their mother and have never had interaction with a real female.

Luckily, I live alone.....

Oh wait.... I have a girlfriend too! Now where did I put her....

In a box, keep the blow up pump fresh though so it doesn't rust when you want to spoon something sly.gif sly.gif

LOL!!!

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:37 PM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:35)
I don't know if this is a good thing or not. She is going away for 4 months*... which means when she comes back it will be September 15th. two days before GTA release.

The only good thing from this event in my life is that the next 4 months will go even quicker... but when she comes back she will want 100% attention when I just want to give my console 100% attention.

Why is life doing this to me... why couldn't she go away for 4 months in September ?


Advice.. what shall I do ( keep in mind I live with this girl ) ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

Loll you got an issue my friend i say choose the girlfriend the console will always be there waiting for you don't think it's the same for the girl tounge2.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:41 PM

QUOTE (djv3n0m @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 23:37)
QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:35)
I don't know if this is a good thing or not. She is going away for 4 months*... which means when she comes back it will be September 15th. two days before GTA release.

The only good thing from this event in my life is that the next 4 months will go even quicker... but when she comes back she will want 100% attention when I just want to give my console 100% attention.

Why is life doing this to me... why couldn't she go away for 4 months in September ?


Advice.. what shall I do ( keep in mind I live with this girl )  ph34r.gif   ph34r.gif

Loll you got an issue my friend i say choose the girlfriend the console will always be there waiting for you don't think it's the same for the girl tounge2.gif

But I have to wait for her for 4 months !

Also... she even said when she gets back I can play it as much as I want as long as she gets to play the opening mission first and open the case while I watch.

lololol she's such a troll.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:43 PM

We need something else to talk about...fast.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:43 PM

Be extremely clingy for 2 days

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:46 PM

QUOTE (customkingpimp @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 22:34)
Its really clear to see who in this post still lives with their mother and have never had interaction with a real female.

Any guy who has lived with an actual female would know, that if you told her, "Hey you had your 40 days of fun in France, now I'm gonna play GTAV for the next 40 days; don't bother me," you would quickly have two broken thumbs and and a smashed GTAV disk jammed down your throat sideways. And that's just in the first 30 seconds.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a video game... bored.gif

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:52 PM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 23:41)
QUOTE (djv3n0m @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 23:37)
QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:35)
I don't know if this is a good thing or not. She is going away for 4 months*... which means when she comes back it will be September 15th. two days before GTA release.

The only good thing from this event in my life is that the next 4 months will go even quicker... but when she comes back she will want 100% attention when I just want to give my console 100% attention.

Why is life doing this to me... why couldn't she go away for 4 months in September ?


Advice.. what shall I do ( keep in mind I live with this girl )  ph34r.gif   ph34r.gif

Loll you got an issue my friend i say choose the girlfriend the console will always be there waiting for you don't think it's the same for the girl tounge2.gif

But I have to wait for her for 4 months !

Also... she even said when she gets back I can play it as much as I want as long as she gets to play the opening mission first and open the case while I watch.

lololol she's such a troll.

She's a keeper icon14.gif gamer girlfriend WINNING!!!

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:54 PM

I am a young married couple, and my wife has broken more video games than i can count. Not to mention my xbox.... suicidal.gif

But all is good now and i know how to get her to take it easy. Plus side is she f*cking loves GTA aswell. Biggest problem i have on release day is who is going to play first.


if she was still my girlfriend: Sure babe you can play first! no problem!!

Now that she is my wife: BITCH! Go make me a sandwich and sit in your room while ill play, ill sexually satisfy you later woman!

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:05 AM

bang her while playing gta.

then tell her to make a schnitzel.

then crawl and suck the old wiener.

keep playing gta.


bang her.



and talk nice to her.



listen to her.


and then bang her.

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:10 AM

QUOTE (dontdieb4september @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:37)
f*ck her mother and make her go away forever. icon14.gif

These threads are getting ridiculous yo.

You joined May 2nd, and although I'm not exactly an old member, this isn't sh*t compared to ArcaneKnight and greenrock's,posts.

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:13 AM

QUOTE (poncratias @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:05)
bang her while playing gta.

then tell her to make a schnitzel.

then crawl and suck the old wiener.

keep playing gta.


bang her.



and talk nice to her.



listen to her.


and then bang her.

Ahhaha)))

Best answer in such threads

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:13 AM

QUOTE (5000 Staples @ Tuesday, May 28 2013, 16:35)
I don't know if this is a good thing or not. She is going away for 4 months*... which means when she comes back it will be September 15th. two days before GTA release.

The only good thing from this event in my life is that the next 4 months will go even quicker... but when she comes back she will want 100% attention when I just want to give my console 100% attention.

Why is life doing this to me... why couldn't she go away for 4 months in September ?


Advice.. what shall I do ( keep in mind I live with this girl ) ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

Just give her the D like a real nigga should... When she's sleeping, pop in that GTA V, son icon14.gif

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:13 AM

Seeing as you value a game more than her, you shouldn't be with her, you don't deserve to be with her.

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:15 AM Edited by Game2048, 29 May 2013 - 12:21 AM.

QUOTE (King Of Monra @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:13)
Seeing as you value a game more than her, you shouldn't be with her, you don't deserve to be with her.


Lol lol.gif . How do you know? Maybe she is not better than him

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:17 AM

QUOTE (Game2048 @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:15)
QUOTE (King Of Monra @ Wednesday, May 29 2013, 00:13)
Seeing as you value a game more than her, you shouldn't be with her, you don't deserve to be with her.

Lol lol.gif . How do you know? Maybe she is no better than him

lol..

I love how no one is asking me how I feel about her going away for 4 months haha. lol.gif lol.gif

Yet I'm not allowed to have a moment of time to play my game when she turns up back on my doorstep.








when I say my doorstep. I mean ours sad.gif

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:26 AM

That's why I asked you if you were being serious, because I doubt if you actually had a girlfriend you'd get such dilemma.

But the problem is lately everyone is creating new threads like this, even if it's just for trolling it gets annoying after the 3r or 4th joke. Come up with something new, or don't come up with anything, this board is turning into a Spam Fast with GTAV name involved and nothing actually useful. As a result interesting topics or ideas are dragged down to the last pages and that suck for those who come here for something actually useful or interesting.

At this rhythm will have people saying they have to decide if they should save the money for the game and hope that they don't die of starvation because the last money they got was for food, or someone saying is getting divorced because his wife is pregnant and the baby will born somewhere in September and they'll be to busy playing, or someone deserting the army because they wanna play. At first is fun but when everyone starts doing it it's just annoying.

Btw, good to confirm you weren't serious after all.




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