Then you get thrown out of the plane, and you lose consciousness. An indeterminate amount of time passes and you wake up on some beach with sea water in your ears and sand in your crack. It's right in there, you try to scrape it out but you just push it further in. But what's this! It's <insert one person> and they've got the latest edition of Hustler under their arm.
They're towing along one of those red cart thingys that you always see kids pulling in movies when they go from house to house hawking their cookies and other sh*t that nobody really wants. The wheels are getting stuck in the sand, and they're struggling. So they call you over and when you get close you realise it has your favourite book in it, and your favourite film, and a DVD player with precisely enough battery to watch the film you chose. Well, what luck! You examine the book and realise it's pages are made of sandpaper and would cause serious pain should they be scraped along the surface of the skin. How weird.
Ok I've dragged this out long enough. The idea of this is to basically choose one person, whoever you want, to stay on a desert island with. There is no chance of escape, so choose wisely, you're going to be spending the rest of your castaway ass life with them. Then you choose your favourite film and book. No you can't use it to wipe your ass when you sh*t, just go splash it in the sea.
Choose a person, a book and a film. Simple. Maybe add in a few details about how you imagine your life would be on this desert island, just so it's not a boring list of your favourite sh*t.
Edited by GTA_stu, 25 May 2013 - 02:30 AM.