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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:11 AM

So guys, what's your embarrassing stories? Here's one of mine. One time when I was really little my sister caught me watching.... you know... hbo at night and I cried and begged her not to tell mom. It was so embarrassing. She laughed at me lol

Post yours below!!

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:18 AM

I once tripped and fell in front of my whole grade, in the Auditorium... blush.gif

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:22 AM

I nearly got run over while staring at a girl's ass. It was in front of 2 of my closest friends, and they have never let me forget I did that.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:41 AM

I was checking out a chick while walking down some stairs and I tripped. Everyone was staring at me including the girl I was checking out. Stairs hurt. blush.gif

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 04:23 AM

When I was seven I went to school in a pajama shirt beneath my jacket, and.pyjama pants underneath my trackies.

It got up to like 32 degrees celsius, it was just the morning that was cold. I discovered I was still wearing them as I stripped down on the oval...I kept my pants and jacket on all day.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 04:30 AM

In 11th grade, I asked out a girl who I barely knew. All she said was that she had field hockey practice. I was the laughing stock of my english class for the rest of the semester.

I've also said a lot of stupid sh*t that I'm very ashamed of, but I'd rather not go into details, at least for now.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:25 AM

I pissed my bed on a school trip abroad
..when I was 15

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:27 AM

•I hugged the wrong mom.
•Classmates thought I had a boner. Thanks, jeans.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:40 AM

I think an embarrassing thing we can all agree is the worst is accidentally letting one in class. I went to bend over to get my pencil I dropped and I let out a pretty big one and everybody started laughing at me. It's such a relief when you accidentally let one and nobody notices biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:56 AM

QUOTE (gtafreak10 @ Friday, May 17 2013, 11:40)
I think an embarrassing thing we can all agree is the worst is accidentally letting one in class. I went to bend over to get my pencil I dropped and I let out a pretty big one and everybody started laughing at me. It's such a relief when you accidentally let one and nobody notices biggrin.gif

That happened to me before, but everyone thought it was the guy in front of me...... devil.gif devil.gif

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:24 PM

It was 10 minutes before class was over. I was in 7th grade, and I really had to fart, so I tried to hold it in. I was walking to turn a paper in, when I farted right in front of my crush. And if that wasn't embarrassing enough, that fart turned out to be a shart. I was walking around with sh*t in my pants. It is the most uncomfortable thing to walk around a public place trying to walk normally with sh*t in your pants. At the next class, which was lunch, I went straight for the bathroom, wiped it up, and threw away my underwear. I imagine the janitor's reaction to finding sh*tty underwear in the garbage can...

In this story, my 5th grade self was at recess. I was talking to my friend, when someone came up to me and asked me to talk to someone. That someone was a total dickhead. I walked up to him, and he pants'd me. The problem was, I WAS GOING COMMANDO!!! My balls and butt were hanging out in front of my whole grade. I immediately pulled my pants up, but it was too late, everyone saw it. blush.gif Lesson learned, never go commando to school. Damn, it was the only time I every went commando too...

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:49 PM

My grade 12 social studies final exam was being written in the schools gym. I put my pencil down to think of what to write and as I leaned back, I accidentally let out a loud fart. I immediately said sorry and had 200 some kids look at me blush.gif


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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:24 PM

When my mum found out I'd been looking at inappropriate things online. I think I was about 13, so really it wasn't that bad. It's not like I was 7 or something. She couldn't have handled it much worse either, I don't think she could have if she tried. If they ever write a book on "What to do if you find out your son has been watching internet porn" then they would probably use what my mum did as an example of what not to do.

Basically she called me down and I could tell she was angry. Upon hearing my mum shout "STUAAAART!" my older sister asked her what I'd done. Instead of saying "Mind your own damn business bitch" like a good parent should, she told her what I'd been doing. So I came down the stairs, and my mum just gave me this look of disgust and then asked me straight up in front of my sister if it was me who had been on the site. I felt so awkward and ashamed, I quietly mumbled yes. Then she started yelling at me calling me filthy and that I shouldn't be looking at such things.

I mean, she could have just got my dad involved and had him have a chat with me, or be discrete about it herself. But instead she just made me feel terrible and embarrassed. I went upstairs and cried my perverted little eyes out. Pulling that sh*t on me, what was she thinking. In front of my sister too! I felt so awful for ages. I couldn't look anyone in my family in the eye for days. That sort of stuff f*cks people up man, psychologically speaking. She's lucky I'm not out murdering prostitutes or cutting my genitals to pieces.

It wasn't even worth it. I'd only gone on google images and typed in breasts and vaginas, and then went on www.sex.com for about 10 seconds before I quickly closed it down as I heard someone coming in the front door. Which if you'll excuse the pun, I didn't even get to see because I only managed to stay on the sh*tty front page.

Horrific experience.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:51 PM Edited by Valenta, 22 May 2013 - 04:48 PM.

Getting off at the wrong metro stop. Got halfway up the stairs before I realised. Triply humiliating as it was the stop before my intended one, the stop in question is a quiet backwater compared to the rest of the system and the fact that I'd been through the station the day before. I think my lack of sleep the night before helped me make the stupidest of mistakes. Also, I got some strange looks from the other passengers while alighting, which should have alerted me.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 08:33 PM

This happened fairly recently.

Work colleague was nervous about being audited at work, anyways this milf (think Christina Hendricks) was asking him a few things, and I could see over my desk and that he didn't look so worried. So after the auditing process was over she left the office, and I jokingly said, 'she wasn't bad'...'you might be in there', 'I've got a soft spot for red heads' 'pretty wasn't she'.....work colleague just kept nodding and stuff. Anyways a few moments later, I see the top of her in the desk next to me....she hadn't left the office at all, she was still there and listening blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif cry.gif

Anyways they apologised on my behalf, and it's been the banter for last few weeks. God I hope I don't get audited by her. She seemed cool about it, but I must of been red as a tomato blush.gif

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 08:33 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Friday, May 17 2013, 18:24)
When my mum found out I'd been looking at inappropriate things online. I think I was about 13, so really it wasn't that bad. It's not like I was 7 or something. She couldn't have handled it much worse either, I don't think she could have if she tried. If they ever write a book on "What to do if you find out your son has been watching internet porn" then they would probably use what my mum did as an example of what not to do.

Basically she called me down and I could tell she was angry. Upon hearing my mum shout "STUAAAART!" my older sister asked her what I'd done. Instead of saying "Mind your own damn business bitch" like a good parent should, she told her what I'd been doing. So I came down the stairs, and my mum just gave me this look of disgust and then asked me straight up in front of my sister if it was me who had been on the site. I felt so awkward and ashamed, I quietly mumbled yes. Then she started yelling at me calling me filthy and that I shouldn't be looking at such things.

I mean, she could have just got my dad involved and had him have a chat with me, or be discrete about it herself. But instead she just made me feel terrible and embarrassed. I went upstairs and cried my perverted little eyes out. Pulling that sh*t on me, what was she thinking. In front of my sister too! I felt so awful for ages. I couldn't look anyone in my family in the eye for days. That sort of stuff f*cks people up man, psychologically speaking. She's lucky I'm not out murdering prostitutes or cutting my genitals to pieces.

It wasn't even worth it. I'd only gone on google images and typed in breasts and vaginas, and then went on www.sex.com for about 10 seconds before I quickly closed it down as I heard someone coming in the front door. Which if you'll excuse the pun, I didn't even get to see because I only managed to stay on the sh*tty front page.

Horrific experience.

sh*t, my first porn experience was terrible. I didn't know anything about it, and don't remember how I found it. Basically it was one of those 30 minute blowjob videos and this dude came all over this girls face and I thought that his cum was some kind of disease that he had and I didn't understand what was going on. Then my granny called me to eat breakfast and it was f*cking gravy and biscuits and I threw up everywhere. She thought it was her cooking and I explained to her that it was "a video I seen and this guy put his peepee in a girls mouth and he had a disease." and she told my mom and I got in trouble. This story is one of these moments thinking about it now

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Posted 19 May 2013 - 04:19 AM

Well this topic was a failure... cmon, people!

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 01:05 AM

I was making bread and butter last night. After taking a loaf of bread out of the top shelf, I went to close the door, not realizing my head was in the way. A rather painful wake-up call ensued. And so did a lot of agonized swearing.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 01:36 AM

this dude at this party offered me an oreo little did i know he spunked in it i eat the whole thing and i once Kissed and got sucked off by a man dressed as a woman. sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 01:49 AM

QUOTE (GtaIvIsTheBestGta @ Monday, May 20 2013, 20:36)
this dude at this party offered me an oreo little did i know he spunked in it i eat the whole thing and i once Kissed and got sucked off by a man dressed as a woman. sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:12 AM

I sh*t my pants once in elementary school, seconds after that I threw up so they let me go home.. they never found out I crapped on myself though thanks to the puke giving me a free pass.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:46 AM

Too many to choose. blush.gif

Back in middle school, my cousin and I were helping my perfectly mobile grandfather do some grocery shopping because he felt like chilling in the senior citizen driveable cart just for the hell of it. Anyway, we were finally at the register while he was sitting in the cart drinking the orange juice straight out of the carton. As my cousin was carelessly lowering the largest package of dog food that Walmart sold, the bag tore on the damned cart. He quickly backed away and said, "awwww look what he did Papa". Then for an entire minute, every pebble of dog food poured onto the floor and I've never heard a midday Walmart get that quiet in my life. Every eye in the front section of the store was on us. It was so quiet that you could hear the dog food pebbles echo as they smacked the ground.

The girl working the register smacked her teeth and was like, "I'll get it. Keisha, go get the broom!" Then as soon as they arrived with the broom and dust pan to do their jobs, my grandfather - having the seniority for a 300-yard radius by at least 20 years- shouted,"Nah. He'll clean it up by his damned self! I done told him about messin' 'round in the sto'." I swept in front of about 50-70 or so rubberneckers for about 5 minutes. The ones my age were laughing; even the girls. My cousin just laughed over by the water fountain the whole time while I did all of the sweeping. Damn that was weak.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:48 AM Edited by Valenta, 21 May 2013 - 02:50 AM.

QUOTE (Johacamigames @ Tuesday, May 21 2013, 02:12)
I sh*t my pants once in elementary school, seconds after that I threw up so they let me go home.. they never found out I crapped on myself though thanks to the puke giving me a free pass.

That happened to me once as well now that you mention it, just the first part. I never got to go home as well.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:26 PM

QUOTE (Johacamigames @ Tuesday, May 21 2013, 02:12)
I sh*t my pants once in elementary school, seconds after that I threw up so they let me go home.. they never found out I crapped on myself though thanks to the puke giving me a free pass.

sh*t man, I done the same thing in Elementary school. I had diarrhea and I was sick at the same time. Well, I went to the nurse and before I could get medicine I ran straight to the bathroom and threw up and sh*t my pants at the same time. Had to call my mom to bring extra pants.

Another really REALLY embarrassing story was last year. I was down getting something of my locker and the pants I were wearing was a little tight. And when I went to stand up I slipped and my pants ripped from my crotch all the way down to my knee. I had to walk really awkwardly to the clothes closet and the only thing in there that would fit me was a really short pair of shorts, and to make things worse, I was wearing f*cking boots. I don't know if you know this, but shorts and boots looks pretty retarded lol. You may think I'm joking, but I'm really not, I was having a bad day.

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:56 PM

I was 17 years old, and I was lagging on doing my laundry, due to laziness, and when it was morning and time to get dressed for school, I realized that I was down to my last underwear, and like the last underwear used for most men, mine was beyond fcuked up.

The last underwear was at least 5 years old, and was full of tears and holes from when it would get caught in the dryer, it had a few yellow stains in the front and some skid marks/race stripes in the back, and to top it off, it was white (not anymore, it was more of a cream color by then).

Well, I put on my last underwear, and went to school... When I was running during P.E. class, my "great friend" decided to pants me... Of all days, of all fcuking days, he pulls my pants down when I was wearing my last underwear! My P.E. pants came down and trapped me at the ankles, causing me to tumble forward, exposing my embarrassing last undies....

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 08:56 AM

QUOTE (the7ftmidget @ Tuesday, May 21 2013, 22:56)
I was 17 years old, and I was lagging on doing my laundry, due to laziness, and when it was morning and time to get dressed for school, I realized that I was down to my last underwear, and like the last underwear used for most men, mine was beyond fcuked up.

The last underwear was at least 5 years old, and was full of tears and holes from when it would get caught in the dryer, it had a few yellow stains in the front and some skid marks/race stripes in the back, and to top it off, it was white (not anymore, it was more of a cream color by then).

Well, I put on my last underwear, and went to school... When I was running during P.E. class, my "great friend" decided to pants me... Of all days, of all fcuking days, he pulls my pants down when I was wearing my last underwear! My P.E. pants came down and trapped me at the ankles, causing me to tumble forward, exposing my embarrassing last undies....

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 01:39 PM

QUOTE (gtafreak10 @ Tuesday, May 21 2013, 22:26)
QUOTE (Johacamigames @ Tuesday, May 21 2013, 02:12)
I sh*t my pants once in elementary school, seconds after that I threw up so they let me go home.. they never found out I crapped on myself though thanks to the puke giving me a free pass.

sh*t man, I done the same thing in Elementary school. I had diarrhea and I was sick at the same time. Well, I went to the nurse and before I could get medicine I ran straight to the bathroom and threw up and sh*t my pants at the same time. Had to call my mom to bring extra pants.

Something like that happened to me in middle school. I had the urge to desperately go so I went to the bathroom and before I reached the stall, a kid that I remember from elementary school said hi or something and I threw up in front of him on the floor. Red spicy Cheetos puke. I think I sat on the toilet after that. I felt better returned to class as if nothing happened, glad I didn't sh*t myself.

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:04 PM

May the 15th of last year was an extremely embarrassing day, I still dread that day.
It was a Tuesday night and everyone was downstairs in the living room while I sat there on my laptop. My parents were planning a trip to Houston for the weekend and so my mom wanted to use my computer. I tried to say no but I had to give her it anyways, knowing I had a page up there full of tabs. I idiotically kept the tab open while I opened another for her.

It was fine until mom got all stupid, not knowing how to use the computer, and accidently went to desktop. So annoyingly she opened up to my other tab. cry.gif What made it worse was that she read whay I was reading, not good stuff by the way, out loud like some f*cking idiot. It was embarrassing. Then she proceeded to look through my sh*t. I told her to stop but she kept saying she would, even though I knew that was a lie.
What made it worse was that my dad, who was being stupid at the time, told me to take a shower because it was late. I kept coming downstairs to make sure she wasn't getting into anything that bad up there. She went through all of my Yahoo Answers Questions, most of which were for trolling and contained some nasty, I mean nasty lies, and she believed them.

After I finally took my shower, I got my computer back and looked through what she lookrd through. They were acting funny too the following day I talked with my mom, but I didn't tell her most of those Yahoo questions were a lie.
I still haven't forgiven her for looking through my sh*t like a disrespectful fool. It's so embarrassing. Now I make sure my history is clean and have to stay suspicious. My parents mind there own business now. My dad doesn't agree with people looking through my stuff anymore, but my mom is still iffy about it. A month ago she looked through my text messages to my sister and got all butthurt. She kind of annoys me, it's like she gets a kick out of it.

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:11 PM

QUOTE (Kifflom112 @ Wednesday, May 22 2013, 14:04)
May the 15th of last year was an extremely embarrassing day, I still dread that day.
It was a Tuesday night and everyone was downstairs in the living room while I sat there on my laptop. My parents were planning a trip to Houston for the weekend and so my mom wanted to use my computer. I tried to say no but I had to give her it anyways, knowing I had a page up there full of tabs. I idiotically kept the tab open while I opened another for her.

It was fine until mom got all stupid, not knowing how to use the computer, and accidently went to desktop. So annoyingly she opened up to my other tab.  cry.gif What made it worse was that she read whay I was reading, not good stuff by the way, out loud like some f*cking idiot. It was embarrassing. Then she proceeded to look through my sh*t. I told her to stop but she kept saying she would, even though I knew that was a lie.
What made it worse was that my dad, who was being stupid at the time, told me to take a shower because it was late. I kept coming downstairs to make sure she wasn't getting into anything that bad up there. She went through all of my Yahoo Answers Questions, most of which were for trolling and contained some nasty, I mean nasty lies, and she believed them.

After I finally took my shower, I got my computer back and looked through what she lookrd through. They were acting funny too  the following day I talked with my mom, but I didn't tell her most of those Yahoo questions were a lie.
I still haven't forgiven her for looking through my sh*t like a disrespectful fool. It's so embarrassing. Now I make sure my history is clean and have to stay suspicious. My parents mind there own business now. My dad doesn't agree with people looking through my stuff anymore, but my mom is still iffy about it. A month ago she looked through my text messages to my sister and got all butthurt. She kind of annoys me, it's like she gets a kick out of it.

Well, Incognito is your friend for that! :
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 02:43 PM

QUOTE (natethegreatforlife @ Tuesday, May 21 2013, 01:49)
QUOTE (GtaIvIsTheBestGta @ Monday, May 20 2013, 20:36)
this dude at this party offered me an oreo little did i know he spunked in it i eat the whole thing and i once Kissed and got sucked off by a man dressed as a woman.  sad.gif  sad.gif  sad.gif  sad.gif

Your life must suck.

I think it's quite deep that he can come to complete stranger with those tales...

I was 17 and I'd just passed my driving test, being the cocky sod I decided in my infinite wisdom to perform some stunts - now the car was fine, but the vomit all over the interior and my mate's lap wasn't...

Moral of the story: Don't eat a LOT of McDonalds and try and do a J turn, drift and donuts.




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