Today also marks the fourteenth birthday of GTAF member Los Santos Pedestrian, who didn't really contribute to anything. He joined on July 16, 2011, and stopped regularly visiting the site in late January, 2013. Notable achievements by him include finally leaving this site once and for all, which was achieved on May 9, 2013.
Yes, that's right. As it is my fourteenth birthday, I wanted to celebrate another day of living by never logging into this account again. I've found many actually entertaining things on the Internet, and I'm practicing to play competitive TF2, so I neither have the time nor the motivation to go here. If I was still a motivated writer, I'd go on here to post my work, but all of it stays in my head and never reaches print. Sort of irrelevant, but the only day it rained in the last two weeks is today, so I guess that's a sign.
Well, now that I'm moving on, I'd like to thank the people who helped me through the year-and-a-half I spent on this site:
... Oh, right. Because I'm a dirty bastard, I didn't like anyone and no one liked me. Since I have autism, I'm okay with that. Alright, goodbye, everyone. Hope you have a.. whatever you still do on this site. I don't know, fight over what Rockstar does? Try to decipher what that Spanish kid's trying to tell us? Maybe you could have a civilized conversation without lil weasel butting in drunk and posting right-wing satirical comics that only he finds funny.
Okay, I'm leaving now.
Like, for real this time.
I'm really going to do it.
Seriously, I am.
This is it. I'm going.
Meh, who am I kidding. Here's my GTAF tombstone:
JULY 16, 2011 - MAY 9, 2013
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER HIM FOR. I THINK HE DID THAT THING WHERE HE POSTED THAT STUFF AND JUNK, BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT."