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Failure
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#31

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:59 PM Edited by elanman, 05 May 2013 - 01:02 PM.

Dear self at age 10,

stop pissing about and start studying higher mathematics now. Get A concise introduction to pure mathematics by Liebeck and learn that sh*t. Do your GCSEs and A levels early so you can go to university earlier and avoid all the nonsense with that girl in sixth form. Get a haircut and learn C. Oh, and when you're 16, beat the sh*t out of that guy who--


I think that's enough.

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#32

Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:20 PM

Dear young Trip,
Don't worry so much about the future of mankind.

peace,
-trip

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#33

Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:35 PM

Dear me on May 1st 2013,

Don't wear the Spongebob boxers. I repeat, DO NOT WEAR THEM.

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#34

Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (Lethal Nizzle @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 13:35)
Dear me on May 1st 2013,

Don't wear the Spongebob boxers. I repeat, DO NOT WEAR THEM.


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#35

Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:13 PM

Dear Me,

Don't put your PSP near the window. Or else, it will be stolen.

Yours,
You

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#36

Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:40 PM

Dear younger me,
-Don't be such a sniveling crybaby
-Don't eat junk food
-Make some friends
-Oh, and on 9/11/01 there will be a terrorist attack. Warn our parents and then watch as they freak out when they think you're psychic.

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#37

Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:46 PM

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 20:23)
Dear Young Cameron


Next time you're in Morrisons, don't try to keep your feet alligned with the tiled floor because you'll whack your head against the metal scales.

Holy sh*t I've done this wow.gif

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#38

Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:54 PM

QUOTE (Belaphron @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 06:20)
QUOTE (universetwisters @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 20:18)
Dear Phil,

Don't break up with Jessica. If you do, you'll turn into a schizo nutjob who imagines her wherever you go. And stay the f*ck away from Liz.

For a model train collector your life sure does have a lot of drama :S

Why do you think I collect model trains in the first place?

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#39

Posted 05 May 2013 - 06:59 PM

Dear Oday,

Don't ever lend anything anybody other than you family because they could steal/break it.

Go and study hard and learn Norwegian as fast as possible when you move to Norway.

Don't stop training and running so that you won't get tired fast.

Buy a case and screen protector for your PSP when you get one.

Don't put the PSP UMD in your pocket but in a case.

Go buy every GTA game you could find.

Sincerely, You from the future.

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#40

Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:28 PM

QUOTE (whatsstrength @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 13:40)
-Oh, and on 9/11/01 there will be a terrorist attack. Warn our parents and then watch as they freak out when they think you're psychic.

Why not just warn the authorities and have the entire world think you're psychic. turn.gif

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#41

Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:28 PM

Dear Delivery Child,

Don't bring you Line Racer to school, people break stuff like that.

Sincerely, Delivery Guy.

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#42

Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:33 PM

QUOTE (fgcarva1 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 19:28)
QUOTE (whatsstrength @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 13:40)
-Oh, and on 9/11/01 there will be a terrorist attack. Warn our parents and then watch as they freak out when they think you're psychic.

Why not just warn the authorities and have the entire world think you're psychic. turn.gif

But then they would think he is with Al Qaida. turn.gif

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#43

Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:51 PM

David,

Just stop going to school. You are wasting your time. You are going to enjoy over 50 musclecars, a sound system that blows peoples minds after you start custom building, a motorcycle that attracts attention and brings offers to buy on a regular basis. But through all this you are not going to be happy in the slightest way, and you are going to consume alcohol and drugs in such large volumes that doctors will be astonished you haven't died. Once you quit all that you will be all alone, that bitch you spent 15 years with will dump you! So whatever you do, when you find that car magazine under the school stairway, don't touch it. Leave it there to ruin someone else. Go to the library, research the stock market history, and become so rich you can purchase laws from the government, and laws do not apply to you. At least then you can take out your anger on innocent people without suffering any consequences. Godspeed, you miserable c*nt.

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#44

Posted 06 May 2013 - 12:59 AM

Dear lil' Trinette,

Don't carry heavy backpacks in your hand during your whole elementary/middle school life. You'll save your back from feeling like sh*t in the future.'

Love,
I ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

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#45

Posted 06 May 2013 - 01:21 AM

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 04:18)
Dear Phil,

Don't break up with Jessica. If you do, you'll turn into a schizo nutjob who imagines her wherever you go. And stay the f*ck away from Liz.

Haha! Same here. mercie_blink.gif mercie_blink.gif

Dear younger, crazy me:
Don't break up with Nikki just for Pia. Pia won't pay attention to you that much compared to how close you're with Nikki!

P.S. you made it to the top as of 2012, no need to come back for that Pia anymore. She's gay! XD

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#46

Posted 06 May 2013 - 01:31 AM

QUOTE (ClaudeSpeed1911 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 16:33)
QUOTE (fgcarva1 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 19:28)
QUOTE (whatsstrength @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 13:40)
-Oh, and on 9/11/01 there will be a terrorist attack. Warn our parents and then watch as they freak out when they think you're psychic.

Why not just warn the authorities and have the entire world think you're psychic. turn.gif

But then they would think he is with Al Qaida. turn.gif

But at least he would have saved thousands of lives. I would go to jail with pride if I did that.

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#47

Posted 06 May 2013 - 04:27 AM

QUOTE (fgcarva1 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 21:31)
QUOTE (ClaudeSpeed1911 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 16:33)
QUOTE (fgcarva1 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 19:28)
QUOTE (whatsstrength @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 13:40)
-Oh, and on 9/11/01 there will be a terrorist attack. Warn our parents and then watch as they freak out when they think you're psychic.

Why not just warn the authorities and have the entire world think you're psychic. turn.gif

But then they would think he is with Al Qaida. turn.gif

But at least he would have saved thousands of lives. I would go to jail with pride if I did that.

I doubt they'd take my 9 year old self very seriously. For all they know it could have been a sick prediction of mine that just so happened to come true.

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#48

Posted 06 May 2013 - 11:47 AM

Dear Kevin,
You will become a big guy one day.

Your big Kevin,
Kevin

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#49

Posted 06 May 2013 - 11:57 AM

Dear ExtremoMania, my son

Your name is simply awesome up to this point. Keep it going to the extreme and drive like a mania with no limitations.

Signed ExtremeLimitations/ExtremoMania
Your father.

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#50

Posted 06 May 2013 - 11:20 PM

Dear me,
Stop being a lying sack of sh*t, it won't get you anywhere.

Sincerely, Ghost.

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#51

Posted 07 May 2013 - 06:16 AM

Dear me,

This is me again. Don't waste money on sh*t and become responsible.

-Sincerely, future me.

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#52

Posted 07 May 2013 - 07:37 AM

Dear Me.

Don't ever try and hurt Shaymin's feelings, You'll regret it, and you'll get nightmares.

-Sincerly, Future me.

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#53

Posted 07 May 2013 - 07:47 AM Edited by rudy., 07 May 2013 - 11:28 AM.

Dear young me,

This is me, you from 2013. And, no this ain't another creepy letter from aunt rachel, so don't be running like no crazy, and hiding under your bed, a'ight? Remember Tiffany the lil' dog which you found lying next to the street when you were 7? Just dump that bastard somewhere where he can never make it back to your house. Or just f*ckin seal her ass already. I mean jeez, she's been acting all weird lately. This past week I heard her screaming like batsh*t crazy from my room, and I was like, "OH YEAH, TIFFANY HAS FINALLY WHELPED A PUPPY!". And when I rushed to my room, I was delighted to see the offspring perched on my bed. But guess what? it didn't have any eyes and it had no tail either. It was not even a puppy in the first place but.. it was her massive poo! Jesus christ, she had just sh*tted a f*ckin' sand castle! I mean seriously, why did she have to sh*t on my bed? God knows how I spent the whole night, sleeping with flies. And she annoyed me even more yesterday. I was there in my room doing my regular sit-ups and after taking 20-30, I was panting with my mouth open, and she came running inside, and pee'd in my mouth, and ran away even before I could react. Why the hell did she do that? Ofcourse, my long-time-unwashed teeth might make my mouth look like a sh*t hole, but how could she not notice my eyes, mouth etc? Just choke her to death if you don't want these to happen to you too.

Sincerely, future me.




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