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Devyl
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#1

Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:16 PM

Time machines are a pretty cool concept. The ability to travel in time. But what if you could only go backwards in time? And what if you could only send a letter? Well, in this thread, let's write a letter to our younger self just in case it ever happens!


Dear younger Devyl: Your life is ok. You get to write about cars for a living and take pictures of them! That's pretty sweet! But listen... When you move to Italy, don't steal stuff to try & be the bad boy. Just enjoy your time there and take it in. You're extremely lucky. Few Americans get to travel overseas, let alone live there. Also, don't eat that rice thing when you hang out with the Base Commanders' daughter on lunch. You end up puking in her bathroom and probably totally creep her out. Also, Virginia has a huge crush on you. She won't tell you until the day you move though. Get her address & phone number. Call her and keep in touch. You'll lose track of all your friends from there in the future and that's not cool. When you move back to the U.S., you end up in the middle of nowhere, Louisiana. Deal with it. You'll meet a girl who will eventually become your girlfriend, then fiance, then wife. Listen to me: You take every penny you can find and keep it hidden. You'll eventually get a divorce and end up losing everything but your car & clothes. You should have an easy $50,000 if you saved right. Also, on 4/24/2013, play the powerball lotto: 9, 19, 31, 56, 59 with the powerball being 2.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:18 PM

Dear Phil,

Don't break up with Jessica. If you do, you'll turn into a schizo nutjob who imagines her wherever you go. And stay the f*ck away from Liz.

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#3

Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:23 PM

Dear Young Cameron


Next time you're in Morrisons, don't try to keep your feet alligned with the tiled floor because you'll whack your head against the metal scales.

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#4

Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:29 PM

Dear young me,

The time machine has been invented in 2013.

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#5

Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:43 PM

Dear myself from around 5 minutes ago 'cause you're/I'm still young..

Get a life.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:53 PM

QUOTE (ManDog @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 20:43)
Dear myself from around 5 minutes ago 'cause you're/I'm still young..

Get a life.

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#7

Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:55 PM

Dear young me,

Don't say 'chin' to SubtotalANDY as he will try to get you kicked out of school for abusive language...

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#8

Posted 04 May 2013 - 09:37 PM

Dear Nick,

Don't be a asshole when you're older. You used to be a big dick head on this site called GTAForums (trollface)

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 09:44 PM

Dear Sam,

You have made some stupid decisions in your life....Illegal work, dangerous work, stupid relationships, suicide runs, and you've shown yourself you can f*ck up in more than one way in the same run. Kudos to you. However, as a man of your future, allow me to tell you something. The way of changing the past is a dark, horrible affair. And let me tell you something else! I am writing you this letter to tell you; you have no made a single decision wrong. Life is full of mistakes, and we make those mistakes to form the building-blocks of developing. Don't change the past, learn from it.

Also, a little hypocrisy, don't play video games. Those things will ruin your life.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 09:45 PM Edited by zoo3891, 05 May 2013 - 12:31 AM.

Dear me,

If you still don't know what you're doing get the f*ck on it. You're too old to be screwing around with your life.

Yours truly.

edit: Whoops, thought it was the other way around for some reason.

Dear younger me,

Stop f*cking around. Also, when Jaimie asks if you want to make out, say yes you idiot.

Yours futurely.

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#11

Posted 04 May 2013 - 09:53 PM

I'd tell myself to not let petty squabbles ruin my friendships, do not drop out of high school, go to college, and invest in real estate.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 10:38 PM

Dear young me, use the username Guib for your account on GTAForums.com

IT WORKED, I SOLVED MY OWN PARADOX. tounge.gif

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 10:43 PM

Dear young me,

BUY THOSE PC GAMES NOW THEY STILL COME IN BIG BOXES, BUY A LOT AND SAVE THEM.

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#14

Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:07 PM

Dear Young Grope,

It doesnt get bigger.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:39 PM

Well, first of all... How much younger are we talking about here?

I'm surprised no one has thought about telling themselves to buy stocks, bet on certain games, slip in some winning lottery numbers you know...

Edit:

Oh, my bad, you got the lottery bit figured out

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:53 PM

Dear younger me,

Go to bed now, because you're tired and if you go on to the internet for one little second, you're going to end up on it for an hour; writing a letter to yourself. suicidal.gif

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:00 AM

Dear young me,

Don't say "Meow", just trust me, no good will come from it.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:29 AM

Dear younger me,

Don't eat all that ice cream.

Sincerely, The Pizza Delivery Guy.

P.S. Find a girlfriend immediately.

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#19

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:33 AM

Dear me,

Hello.

*waits for a letter back*

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#20

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:34 AM

dear me of april 18th 2012
cheer up things are about to get very very very good

signed
you from the future

PS - Don't blink, don't even blink, blink and you're dead

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#21

Posted 05 May 2013 - 06:34 AM

Dear Theodor, don't break up with the girl of your dreams, also here's a copy of GTA 5. f*ck yeah, high five little bro.
And also, buy a xbox360 instead of an playstation 3. smile.gif


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 06:46 AM

Dear jamie

Patent the internet!

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 10:40 AM

QUOTE (NateShaw92 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 00:34)
PS - Don't blink, don't even blink, blink and you're dead

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Doctor Who refrence!

Sorry, I went offtopic.
I wasn't serious last time, but in all seriousness, I would say to myself: hang out with people that are nice, not with people that treat you bad.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 10:52 AM Edited by billy james, 05 May 2013 - 10:54 AM.

Dear me from 13 years ago

Befriend Sarah Vincent.

Sincerely you 13 years later

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#25

Posted 05 May 2013 - 11:03 AM

Dear young Coat,

Send this message to yourself in fifteen years.

Yours faithfully,
Me.

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#26

Posted 05 May 2013 - 11:11 AM

Dear Me,

If you have to take a leak after chopping chili peppers, for the sake of f*ck wash your hands first. Thanks.


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 11:20 AM

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 20:18)
Dear Phil,

Don't break up with Jessica. If you do, you'll turn into a schizo nutjob who imagines her wherever you go. And stay the f*ck away from Liz.

For a model train collector your life sure does have a lot of drama :S

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 11:25 AM Edited by Garfield 2, 05 May 2013 - 11:29 AM.

Dear Michael,

Do tell Martha how you feel about her. Turns out she always had a crush on you. It's gonna be too late when you find out by yourself.

Your life is ok other than that,
Michael

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 11:28 AM

QUOTE (VProductions @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 00:00)
Dear young me,

Don't say "Meow", just trust me, no good will come from it.

Dear younger clone of me: You will ruin this man's cat's life, and you will like it.

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#30

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:15 PM Edited by thegtaman531, 05 May 2013 - 12:22 PM.

*In september*
Dear young Trent
Here's a copy of GTA V with no disk.
Sincerely, your annoying self




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