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Philly celebrates "National Masturbation Month

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ExtremoMania
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#31

Posted 06 May 2013 - 02:53 AM

QUOTE (WhitValid @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 12:28)
Well uncircumcized surely you don't need lube. The early tears should be enough.

Just find another alternative to lube if you are circumcized bro. That won't hurt.

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#32

Posted 06 May 2013 - 04:50 AM

QUOTE (theNGclan @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 00:48)
QUOTE (Killerdude8 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 01:36)
What if someone else masturbates you?
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Why does everyone use this term for hand jobs? Damn humanity.

I think the women are defiantly getting shafted on this end of the spectrum.

Maybe more men masturbating women would result in more donations of neglected ladies? sly.gif

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#33

Posted 06 May 2013 - 07:31 AM

Finally. A holiday for virgins.

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#34

Posted 06 May 2013 - 07:47 AM

This is every month for me too.


Sorry for asking, but what's a lube?

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#35

Posted 06 May 2013 - 08:06 AM

QUOTE (Prince Gumball @ Monday, May 6 2013, 17:47)
This is every month for me too.


Sorry for asking, but what's a lube?

It's for poor dudes whose penises were mutilated at birth to use so they can choke the chicken without hurting their cut willies.

DooololOlolOlOollO!

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#36

Posted 06 May 2013 - 08:26 AM

Well..

Glad to be an inspiration, Philly!
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#37

Posted 06 May 2013 - 08:44 AM

QUOTE (Futurama_Freak1 @ Monday, May 6 2013, 08:06)
QUOTE (Prince Gumball @ Monday, May 6 2013, 17:47)
This is every month for me too.


Sorry for asking, but what's a lube?

It's for poor dudes whose penises were mutilated at birth to use so they can choke the chicken without hurting their cut willies.

DooololOlolOlOollO!

I'm serious.

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#38

Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:27 AM

QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 20:13)
QUOTE (AceRay @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 01:19)
I remember there was a really good thread about masturbation started by a guy called nutboy who didn't know why people masturbated, that was pretty funny.

MNF games are really good jerking material, look it up if, its definitely good sh*t. MNF Kingdom is my favourite, although can't get past the part where you finger the mage or whatever.

http://www.gtaforums...opics&highlite=

Here it is: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=330211

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#39

Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:30 AM

QUOTE (Prince Gumball @ Monday, May 6 2013, 18:44)
QUOTE (Futurama_Freak1 @ Monday, May 6 2013, 08:06)
QUOTE (Prince Gumball @ Monday, May 6 2013, 17:47)
This is every month for me too.


Sorry for asking, but what's a lube?

It's for poor dudes whose penises were mutilated at birth to use so they can choke the chicken without hurting their cut willies.

DooololOlolOlOollO!

I'm serious.

So is he...




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