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#1

Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:47 PM

This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.

On May 30, the Thursday after the event ends, folks are invited to attend "Creamium" -- a gameshow and dance party where prizes like "Most Creative Fantasy," "Most Pleasure Connections," and "Most Money Raised" will be handed out.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:50 PM

So I can "donate" for some forty year old geezer to jack off for an hour... why?

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:09 PM

At least I know my masturbation won't go to waste this month.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:15 PM

What about porkin' a blonde broad? Does that count?

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:21 PM

You're kidding right.

To be honest this is kinda stupid.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:52 PM

QUOTE (BRITLAND @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 13:47)
but won't finish until May 27

Sounds like incredible control and a fair amount of chafing to me.


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Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:57 PM

You yanks are a right bunch of wankers.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:42 PM

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:55 PM

This is every month for me.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 09:25 PM

Does actual sex count?

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 09:36 PM

QUOTE (ForretressLover @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 21:25)
Does actual sex count?

It's national MASTURBATION month, don't you think it would be called something else if sex counts?

I don't understand how this will make money. Do you pay to masturbate in front of them, or do you pay for some other person to masturbate? lmao

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 10:38 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:35 PM

QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:38)
Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

i dont use lube

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:36 AM

QUOTE (S5L3T0 @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 15:36)
QUOTE (ForretressLover @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 21:25)
Does actual sex count?

It's national MASTURBATION month, don't you think it would be called something else if sex counts?

I don't understand how this will make money. Do you pay to masturbate in front of them, or do you pay for some other person to masturbate? lmao

What if someone else masturbates you?
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Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:53 AM

QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:35)
QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:38)
Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

i dont use lube

Me neither, you don't need it.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 02:13 AM

QUOTE (BRITLAND @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:47)
This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.


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Anyway, May 27th is my birthday lol

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 02:29 AM

How to prove if someone jacked off for 4 hours so you need to give 20 bucks an hour.

Do they video it? Do you watch it?

It all seems a bit sick to me.


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 02:30 AM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 11:53)
QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:35)
QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:38)
Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

i dont use lube

Me neither, you don't need it.

Phew I thought I was the only one.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 02:32 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 22:30)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 11:53)
QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:35)
QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:38)
Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

i dont use lube

Me neither, you don't need it.

Phew I thought I was the only one.

FYI - you can just use a sock or a old shirt, or pajamas. Or a fap blanket, softer is better. I don't need lube.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:28 AM

Well uncircumcized surely you don't need lube. The early tears should be enough.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:32 AM

QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 15:32)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 22:30)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 11:53)
QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:35)
QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:38)
Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

i dont use lube

Me neither, you don't need it.

Phew I thought I was the only one.

FYI - you can just use a sock or a old shirt, or pajamas. Or a fap blanket, softer is better. I don't need lube.

Too complicated. What ever happened to the good old hand?

Has anyone tried warming their hand in hot water before they start? I've done it a couple of times. Also, I find it better if you don't go at it for a period of time, say 4 days, because then its better when you finally do it cause its been bottling up inside you and you're more excited to cum.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:52 AM

QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 22:32)
QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 15:32)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 22:30)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 11:53)
QUOTE (Grove Street Balla @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:35)
QUOTE (AceRay @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 18:38)
Am I the only one who doesn't need lubricate? Seriously overrated.

i dont use lube

Me neither, you don't need it.

Phew I thought I was the only one.

FYI - you can just use a sock or a old shirt, or pajamas. Or a fap blanket, softer is better. I don't need lube.

Too complicated. What ever happened to the good old hand?

Has anyone tried warming their hand in hot water before they start? I've done it a couple of times. Also, I find it better if you don't go at it for a period of time, say 4 days, because then its better when you finally do it cause its been bottling up inside you and you're more excited to cum.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:01 AM

This topic now, can only be locked.

Lol it's great when it's been so many days that you're all hard and dripping and sending pics of your throbbing cock

Yeah I've only been on the receiving end of that but... I certainly didn't mind.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:19 AM

I remember there was a really good thread about masturbation started by a guy called nutboy who didn't know why people masturbated, that was pretty funny.

MNF games are really good jerking material, look it up if, its definitely good sh*t. MNF Kingdom is my favourite, although can't get past the part where you finger the mage or whatever.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:48 AM

QUOTE (Killerdude8 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 01:36)
What if someone else masturbates you?
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Why does everyone use this term for hand jobs? Damn humanity.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 06:27 AM

About time it was celebrated. We need more holidays about good things rather than random peoples' birthdays and times of war.

This is a holiday everyone can take pleasure from.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 06:49 AM

Living in Philadelphia, I find this a little embarrassing, but maybe I'm just a prude... but at least it goes to at least two good causes! (does it count as a good cause if it feels good?)

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:09 PM

Man I'm glad there's always one of these threads around icon14.gif Has the Marlboro baptist church given their opinion yet?

Btw, OP cited from HuffPost.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:13 PM

QUOTE (AceRay @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 01:19)
I remember there was a really good thread about masturbation started by a guy called nutboy who didn't know why people masturbated, that was pretty funny.

MNF games are really good jerking material, look it up if, its definitely good sh*t. MNF Kingdom is my favourite, although can't get past the part where you finger the mage or whatever.

http://www.gtaforums...opics&highlite=

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 05:30 PM

QUOTE (Killerdude8 @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 01:36)
QUOTE (S5L3T0 @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 15:36)
QUOTE (ForretressLover @ Saturday, May 4 2013, 21:25)
Does actual sex count?

It's national MASTURBATION month, don't you think it would be called something else if sex counts?

I don't understand how this will make money. Do you pay to masturbate in front of them, or do you pay for some other person to masturbate? lmao

What if someone else masturbates you?
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Best fundraiser ever haha




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