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Favorite police one-liner?

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Valenta
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#31

Posted 25 July 2013 - 06:21 PM

Someone dented my tin!

Apex Predator
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#32

Posted 25 July 2013 - 06:59 PM

"I've got a bullet aimed right for your balls bitch!"

Kwandilibro
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#33

Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:16 PM

"Don't make me get the plunger"

Agni
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#34

Posted 25 July 2013 - 11:33 PM

"Don't make me get out of this car!"

GTA cops are quite possibly the most hilariously incompetent police ever.

Witchking Of Angmar
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#35

Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:11 PM

"Hey! Where are you going? Helloooo?"

Polish_Trucker
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#36

Posted 26 July 2013 - 01:41 PM

"F*ck! Goddamn! Sh*t! That f*cking hurt! Shot, I've been shot! F*ck! Sh*t son. What the f*ck AHHHHHHHHHH"

If you don't believe me with this one, then listen here > http://www.youtube.c...n9DZ36fI2M&t=24

Valenta
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#37

Posted 26 July 2013 - 02:25 PM Edited by Valenta, 27 July 2013 - 12:02 AM.

Hey, would you quit jerking with Mr. Tinstar here?

shadyslady
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#38

Posted 26 July 2013 - 08:02 PM

After being shot by the police, grey screen: "my tenth kill this year"




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