Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

Favorite police one-liner?

37 replies to this topic
NightSpectre
  • NightSpectre

    20% Skill, 80% Fear

  • Members
  • Joined: 24 Apr 2013
  • United-States

#1

Posted 04 May 2013 - 02:04 PM

"I'm so strong, I kick my own ass!"

The police say a lot of things that make chases hilarious. What are your favorite lines?

LHDH-EYE_
  • LHDH-EYE_

    Crackhead

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Apr 2013

#2

Posted 04 May 2013 - 02:29 PM Edited by LHDH-EYE_, 04 May 2013 - 02:33 PM.

"I need an arrest today, so watch it"

StormerBoy
  • StormerBoy

    Tribe Leader

  • Members
  • Joined: 11 Jun 2011
  • United-Kingdom

#3

Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:44 PM

"Time to put this mother f*cker down"

Plank.
  • Plank.

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Mar 2008
  • United-States

#4

Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:50 PM

"You're about to be a statistic!"

WildBrick142
  • WildBrick142

    *blows up cars with RPG*

  • V Staff
  • Joined: 18 Dec 2012
  • Ireland
  • Contribution Award [GTA V]

#5

Posted 04 May 2013 - 07:58 PM

"Hey! Where are you going? Helloooo?"

It always makes me and my friends laugh.

jpm1
  • jpm1

    Vice city citizen

  • Members
  • Joined: 26 Sep 2005
  • European-Union

#6

Posted 04 May 2013 - 08:59 PM

"you can run but you can't hide" or "you are on the camera hot shot" biggrin.gif

Kajjy
  • Kajjy

    United, we stand. Together, we fall.

  • Members
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2009
  • United-States

#7

Posted 04 May 2013 - 10:17 PM

"What's the number code for backup!?"

hall90
  • hall90

    Mark Chump

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 Apr 2011

#8

Posted 04 May 2013 - 10:42 PM

why do they always get away.

NightSpectre
  • NightSpectre

    20% Skill, 80% Fear

  • Members
  • Joined: 24 Apr 2013
  • United-States

#9

Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:45 PM

"Look up and smile, it's LCPD!"

brian.
  • brian.

    Possible Descendant Of Kraff

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 13 Jan 2012

#10

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:07 AM

"I'm gonna ram that ass hole in a minute!"

LOL. Innuendos get me every time.

Edward Maya
  • Edward Maya

    Snitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jul 2012

#11

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:20 AM

I can't believe you didn't see me son and last guy that did that is doing time

Corndog93
  • Corndog93

    OG

  • Members
  • Joined: 07 Jan 2011
  • Australia

#12

Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:58 AM

"Your gunna get shot in the face"

The Odyssey
  • The Odyssey

  • Members
  • Joined: 26 Aug 2012
  • Australia

#13

Posted 05 May 2013 - 02:33 AM

"I never had a threesome"

Dollarhide
  • Dollarhide

    Original Pimp

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Mar 2009

#14

Posted 06 May 2013 - 08:53 PM

I have a few favorites:

When terrorizing peds:

"We don't need any watch dogs around here."

"It would be a helluva thing to go in jail at your age."

"You think you're f*cking smart, huh?"

"You are here for a good reason, right?"

In action:

"Get ready for prison showers, chump!"

"Dispatch, I've got a chicken sh*t in my sights!"

"I don't believe this - he's making me chase him and they pay me for this sh*t!"

"My favorite part of the job!"

Linc.
  • Linc.

    The Epileptic Butcher

  • Members
  • Joined: 19 Aug 2011
  • Australia

#15

Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:17 PM

QUOTE (billy james @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:58)
"Your gunna get shot in the face"

YES! This one and another by the same voice actor:

"You're dead and you don't even know it."


lol.gif

WorldofCog
  • WorldofCog

    Thug

  • Members
  • Joined: 17 May 2011
  • United-States

#16

Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:52 PM

"Put your dancing shoes on, we about to tango, baby!"
"I'm so bad, I kick my own ass!"

Both said by the Hispanic cop during a police chase in TBoGT.

Zer0w5
  • Zer0w5

    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

  • Members
  • Joined: 07 Dec 2008
  • None

#17

Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:17 PM Edited by zerofreeze, 11 May 2013 - 02:21 PM.

I mostly laugh when I shoot the white fat cop and he tries to get up but he can't as he's too injured and says:

I'm gonna be okay, I'm gonna be okay.



It's more like the cop is a child tounge2.gif

AlexGTAGamer
  • AlexGTAGamer

    Daddy's back, bitches!

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Sep 2010
  • England

#18

Posted 12 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

From heli support:
"You see us up here right!? You see the big gun we got up here!?"

I heard this line during the "Three Leaf Clover" mission before the subway escape, and I just cracked up, I don't know why, but I did. lol.gif

Also from a surprised NOOSE officer after a successful vigilante mission:
"Sweet Christmas!"

Only heard that once but again it made me laugh. tounge2.gif

Manolo1Sanchez
  • Manolo1Sanchez

    Player Hater

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Mar 2013

#19

Posted 20 May 2013 - 08:15 PM

The best I've heard and use in daily life:

"You are going to experience pain on a whole new level!"

Wolf of Badenoch
  • Wolf of Badenoch

    Labore et Scientia

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jan 2013
  • Scotland

#20

Posted 20 May 2013 - 10:33 PM

"I'll hit you so fast, the blackout will get there before the punch."

WorldofCog
  • WorldofCog

    Thug

  • Members
  • Joined: 17 May 2011
  • United-States

#21

Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:57 AM Edited by WorldofCog, 03 July 2013 - 03:50 PM.

Sorry for bumping, but I couldn't resist posting these. I heard these from a cop fighting me with his fists after I disarmed him:

"I know you've got the fire in ya, so let's see it!"
"Night-night!" (the way he says it is funny)
"You picked the wrong Irish boy to tangle with!"

El Oso Blanco
  • El Oso Blanco

    That guy with the AK

  • Members
  • Joined: 04 Feb 2012
  • United-States

#22

Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:31 AM

"I'm that badass n*gga that yo momma warned you about." Always loved it.

Redbird95
  • Redbird95

    Player Hater

  • Members
  • Joined: 30 Jun 2013

#23

Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:40 AM

I love when they yell "pull over s**t stain" or when they say "don't make me have to run"

Dollarhide
  • Dollarhide

    Original Pimp

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Mar 2009

#24

Posted 03 July 2013 - 11:57 PM

QUOTE (WorldofCog @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 02:57)
Sorry for bumping, but I couldn't resist posting these. I heard these from a cop fighting me with his fists after I disarmed him:


How the hell did you do that without getting arrested?!

Distrom
  • Distrom

    Sapos y Brujas no caminan entre gente seria

  • Members
  • Joined: 12 Feb 2013
  • Venezuela

#25

Posted 04 July 2013 - 12:54 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Monday, May 6 2013, 17:17)
QUOTE (billy james @ Sunday, May 5 2013, 10:58)
"Your gunna get shot in the face"

YES! This one and another by the same voice actor:

"You're dead and you don't even know it."


lol.gif

That guy actually says "Guess who's gonna get shot in the face" and yes, those lines are by the same voice actor inlove.gif
My favorite is "I'm that badass ni**er your momma warned you about"

Scaglietti
  • Scaglietti

    Italia

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Jun 2013
  • Italy

#26

Posted 06 July 2013 - 02:07 AM

"There's a Rusty Brown's three blocks away and those donuts ain't gon be fresh all day!"

"I didn't push him, he's lying."

"You know I love to beat civilians."

"I'm that badass nigga that your mom warned you about!"

WorldofCog
  • WorldofCog

    Thug

  • Members
  • Joined: 17 May 2011
  • United-States

#27

Posted 06 July 2013 - 04:50 AM

QUOTE (Dollarhide @ Wednesday, Jul 3 2013, 19:57)
QUOTE (WorldofCog @ Monday, Jul 1 2013, 02:57)
Sorry for bumping, but I couldn't resist posting these. I heard these from a cop fighting me with his fists after I disarmed him:


How the hell did you do that without getting arrested?!

I got a baseball bat, and hit him. Occasionally, if you hit a cop that is shooting at you with a bat, the gun will fly off of his hands, and he'll fight you with his fists instead. If you have very good aim, you can also shoot the gun off of his hand.

Also, during a traffic jam in Alderney:

"I'm late for the donut convention!"

The Gardener
  • The Gardener

    jebeno isti

  • Members
  • Joined: 11 Jul 2012
  • None

#28

Posted 06 July 2013 - 03:53 PM

Not from GTA 4 but my fave is from Vice City I think.

"Don't make me run or I get all sweaty!"

Mcquiz
  • Mcquiz

    Mack Pimp

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Apr 2009
  • Estonia

#29

Posted 08 July 2013 - 12:28 AM

"You know I love to beat civilians"

LSPD-GTAV
  • LSPD-GTAV

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 24 Jul 2013

#30

Posted 25 July 2013 - 05:24 PM

"S**t I've been shot!Call the paramedics"




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users