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Poll: How far would you go to play this game now? (324 member(s) have cast votes)

How far would you go to play this game now?

  1. I could secretly kill my neighbor's cat, to get GTA V now (13 votes [4.58%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.58%

  2. I could secretly burn some forest no one visits often anyway, to get GTA V now (11 votes [3.87%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.87%

  3. I could walk into my school/job place completely naked, to get GTA V now (7 votes [2.46%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.46%

  4. I could purposefully broke my arm/leg, to get GTA V now (5 votes [1.76%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.76%

  5. I could punch some random old woman in the face and spit on her hair, to get GTA V now (6 votes [2.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.11%

  6. I could take a bath full of horse's sh*t, to get GTA V now (12 votes [4.23%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.23%

  7. I could push the needle through some random man's car tires and spray on it a word "BOOBS", to get GTA V now (23 votes [8.10%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.10%

  8. I could secretly have a quick gay sex, to get GTA V now (24 votes [8.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.45%

  9. I could wear Justin Bieber's t-shirt and walk in it proudly every day, listening to his music on an mp3 player, to get GTA V now (21 votes [7.39%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.39%

  10. I could drink my dog's/cat's pee, to get GTA V now (3 votes [1.06%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.06%

  11. I could kidnap some random kid from the street, drive him to a nearest forest, tie him to a tree and lick his face, to get GTA V now (7 votes [2.46%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.46%

  12. I'd rather wait for September than do any of this sh*t to get this game earlier (152 votes [53.52%])

    Percentage of vote: 53.52%

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#1

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:21 PM Edited by Zancudo, 29 April 2013 - 03:24 PM.

How far would you go to get this game now?

EDIT: Talking about a full product of course. You would get a full version of GTA V.

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#2

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:22 PM

I wouldn't go to any lengths to play the game now if I could. I want to play the finished product.

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#3

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:23 PM

QUOTE (mr6plow9 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 15:22)
I wouldn't go to any lengths to play the game now if I could. I want to play the finished product.

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#4

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:23 PM

Your mind... jesus

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#5

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:25 PM

This is stupid.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:25 PM


I'd have some serious buttsecs

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#7

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:26 PM

Justin bieber one probably.. Its the easiest way to get GTA V 4 months early. Simply because I dont give a sh*t what anyone thinks of me and If i get the game early for pulling that off........ thats a pretty great deal.

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#8

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:28 PM

put me down for one gay sex, pelase!

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#9

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:28 PM

Probably go as far as the shop.... that's pushing it though.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:30 PM

I'm disturbed, why would you do anything other than wait. What exactly would any of these achieve. ph34r.gif

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (richard1997jones @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 15:30)
I'm disturbed, why would you do anything other than wait. What exactly would any of these achieve. ph34r.gif

You could get GTAV early, and get free gay sex!

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:33 PM

QUOTE (reform @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 15:32)
QUOTE (richard1997jones @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 15:30)
I'm disturbed, why would you do anything other than wait. What exactly would any of these achieve.  ph34r.gif

You could get GTAV early, and get free gay sex!

I'll pass.

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#13

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:34 PM

QUOTE (Zancudo @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 20:51)
I'd rather wait for September than do any of this sh*t to get this game earlier


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:36 PM

Another asinine thread that made me cringe.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:43 PM Edited by Mr. Darko, 29 April 2013 - 04:02 PM.

QUOTE (mr6plow9 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 15:22)
I wouldn't go to any lengths to play the game now if I could. I want to play the finished product.

Agreed, even if it was somehow the finished product, like making use of time travel or something.

I know some people probably would think of us as crazy to not want the game earlier than everyone else, and I can understand that perspective, certainly. But I know myself well enough to know that I would end up regretting it. I imagine myself 4 and half months from now, already quite familiar with the game. Not bored of it... I doubt I'll be bored of it for a very long time (I mean I still play GTA IV and have fun, so that ought to tell you that GTA V will only last longer), but maybe I've beaten it once already and now I'm replaying the missions, or driving around the map for the 100th time. And it's September 17th, and everyone else in the world (slight hyperbole, but only slight) is getting to enjoy the game for the first time. I know, I know for a fact that I would envy them, just as they envied me several months ago.

It's not the end the end of the world, obviously. I would just move on and continue like usual, not break down into an existential crisis or anything. But not having the game right now isn't the end of the world, either. Sometimes we genuinely want to be in it together with everyone else. So if someone were to bring up the offer, I would be lying if I said it wasn't tempting, particularly it involved invoking some kind of time travelling finished GTA V copy, but if I was given the time to think about it, I would decline.

Especially if I had to do any of that sh*t for it, dear lord. There's only one thing on that list I'd be willing to do, and I'd do it for free anyways, so it's almost not relevant. I'll keep you guessing on which one that is, though.

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#16

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:50 PM

lol, no thanks. I'd rather wait. tounge.gif

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:52 PM Edited by JohnMcClane2078, 29 April 2013 - 03:58 PM.

Gay sex please, but no kissing cause that's gross.

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#18

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:53 PM

I would go five months into the future to play this game!

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#19

Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:53 PM

I'll just wait it out.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:13 PM

Well, guess what I chose tounge.gif
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#21

Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:15 PM

Use the DeLorean and go to September 17 and get the game. Then come back to today and show everyone >:)

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#22

Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:20 PM

I would trek across middle earth and on to mordor with a little retarded possessed hobbit to get V now. But i think it would take longer to do that than to just wait 5 months

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#23

Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:24 PM

The Justin Bieber one doesn't sound too bad lol

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#24

Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:42 PM

lol how has this not been locked yet?... talks about kidnapping and tying kids up then kicking them in the face.

Crazy place this at times.

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#25

Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:25 PM

i kill the cat i hate him anyway

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:28 PM

I'd take the bath, just thinking about my reward kills my fears.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:30 PM

QUOTE (nortex010 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 17:13)
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Can I just have the gay sex and then wait for the finished product in September?

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#28

Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:32 PM

Yeah, I think I'd wait for the game to be completed before I do anything that retarded. For a complete version of the game, I would walk to my GameStop. That's about the most dangerous thing I would do for a game.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:33 PM

The secret quick gay sex is perfect... if its a secret how would you know that I didn't do it?

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#30

Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:34 PM

Just posting to confirm that this thread is indeed retarded.




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