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Witchking Of Angmar
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#1

Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:38 AM

gtaforums.com is a online message board, thats full of ignorant hippocratic people who basically are a bunch of assholes, who think they rule the f*cking GTA community, because they were the first to make a forum for it, and there for are the largest forum with the most members, to date.
comparing with the number of users, this is the slowest replying and the most inactive forum, because people are afraid to post, all people who post comments that are above the understanding of these pore excuses for a moderator ussualy are banned and their topic locked.
also this forum is full of stupid n00b users who usually make replicated topics, so there is about 10 topics on the same subject. this could be fixed if this board would have a normal FAQ, which it hasn't. because people are afraid to ask questions, and yet again get banned.
admin/moderators are allowed to do almost everything (humiliate lower class users, make spam topics, post images with pornographic content, and so on and so on) while if the user do such thing there banned and their topic locked.
moderators and respected* users usually f*ck the n00b users off and ban them or warn them (which is the same thing as a ban, only temporary and after this time you won't want to come back), instead of teaching them how to use a board properly, or directing them to rules** topic
yet again the admins are doing nothing to make this forum any better, by alowing "hate" topics like: "xbox360 vs PS3". this can't be constructive http://www.google.co...CHVwCJyXDt2vypA

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:39 AM

In a way, it's right. But then again this applies to all online forums...

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:40 AM

oh btw change title please I just found out it was just one guy who said this lol zee?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:57 AM

QUOTE (gtafan899 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 05:38)
hippocratic

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:04 PM Edited by Girish, 29 April 2013 - 04:32 PM.

The ED article was better.

E - https://encyclopedia...ca.se/GTAForums (NSFW)

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:23 PM

Welcome to about 5 years ago.

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#7

Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:27 PM

Not so much urbandictionary, but a hilariously butthurt kid with a difficulty coming to grips with reality.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 12:37 PM Edited by gtafan899, 29 April 2013 - 12:40 PM.

QUOTE (Moonshield @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 12:27)
Not so much urbandictionary, but a hilariously butthurt kid with a difficulty coming to grips with reality.

his name is gtaf*cker lol

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:00 PM

Why do we care?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:13 PM

Some kid that got banned for his idiocy probably wrote that. Sadly, it didn't even get the slightest chuckle out of me.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 01:21 PM Edited by oysterbarron, 29 April 2013 - 01:33 PM.

It's hard to beleive Waddy wrote that. But he does have inside sources!

That encyclopedia

Zaibastsu Rape Squad
Like the sound of that! Has a certain RING to it!

Also I would like to point out this guide to become a mod doesn't work!

1 Find mod.
2 Unzip mod's pants.
3 Pull out cock.
4 Suck cock.
5 Contractherpes
6 Eat your own sh*t for breakfast and post it on the forum.
7 ????
8 PROFIT!!!

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:16 PM

QUOTE (Tyler @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 11:57)
QUOTE (gtafan899 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 05:38)
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:27 PM

Does it really matter that someone doesn't like GTAF? dozingoff.gif Urbandictionary's crappy site anyway.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 02:32 PM

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 14:21)
It's hard to beleive Waddy wrote that.


Hmm, actually it's not so hard.

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Notable Alumni;

Waddy - Pretty rad guy and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r (It was 28" before the server 'accident'.), which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of n00bs. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful girls which he tends to daily.


Damn, nailed it. f*cking lol

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 03:39 PM

This is his response to getting banned. This is by far the best forum on the web GTA related or not. This is my second account on these forums. I didn't have the proper forum etiquette back then, and I was very immature. I used to think the mods picked on noobs, but after getting banned and following the same attitude to another site, I found that I was the issue. I disciplined myself, and got back in the game. Five years strong baby.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:23 PM

I wouldn't be suprised if someone like Jimmy is invloved with this. Totally obsessed with GTAF, which drove his mind crazy. Made him forget about real life. Made him believe this place was a pedo paradise where you get raped behind every corner. Which terrified him at first, but which he enjoyed very much in the end.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 16:21)
1 Find mod.
2 Unzip mod's pants.
3 Pull out cock.
4 Suck cock.
5 Contractherpes
6 Eat your own sh*t for breakfast and post it on the forum.
7 ????
8 PROFIT!!!

May not work with sane people.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:57 PM

QUOTE (Voodoo @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 12:04)
The ED article was better.

E - https://encyclopedia...ca.se/GTAForums (NSFW)

Well that one was crazier,and the other articles are just...LOL! biggrin.gif

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:08 PM

I'm assuming whoever wrote it was a PBM and then kept making accounts all ending in the same fate.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:12 PM

Anyone got a link to that spoof where it had slightly altered names of some of the members? I remember one was "Jareth Chode" or something like that. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:14 PM

Surprisingly this forum does have an extremely low post count compared to how many users are on here.


I was just noticing this the other day as well.. multiple other forums I'm on always have new and interesting topics to look through, GTAF just has the same rehashed stuff over and over.. 'coke vs pepsi,' 'mcdonalds vs burger king'.. Even the debate and discussion section has topics from last year still on the front page.. lol The only interesting topics that happen to come around get trolled to death by the same users. It's probably just due to the flood in the V section, or the fact that the majority of useres aren't even old enough to buy the game themselves..

And while the majority of mods on here are really chill, there's a select few who really do pick on and bully certain members they don't personally like or agree with. I've been threatened to get a ban for telling a mod I was going to report him for breaking the rule.. fackin ridiculous lol

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:31 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 19:12)
Anyone got a link to that spoof where it had slightly altered names of some of the members? I remember one was "Jareth Chode" or something like that. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

you mean the spoof site on GTAIV's in game website called motorvehicletheft.com or something like that?

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:40 PM

Geez... I hope what they have for my username isn't true... it's my real name lol

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:51 PM

I'm willing to bet that some user who got banned for spamming was so butthurt that he wrote this and thought that it would hurt everyone's feelings. Looks like an amateur wrote it, anyways.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:54 PM

QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 20:31)
QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 19:12)
Anyone got a link to that spoof where it had slightly altered names of some of the members? I remember one was "Jareth Chode" or something like that. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

you mean the spoof site on GTAIV's in game website called motorvehicletheft.com or something like that?

Could be. Someone posted a pic of it ages ago. I can't find it anywhere though.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:09 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 21:54)
QUOTE (oysterbarron @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 20:31)
QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 19:12)
Anyone got a link to that spoof where it had slightly altered names of some of the members? I remember one was "Jareth Chode" or something like that. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

you mean the spoof site on GTAIV's in game website called motorvehicletheft.com or something like that?

Could be. Someone posted a pic of it ages ago. I can't find it anywhere though.

<--- Page Stretch --->

user posted image

You're Welcome

Yours Sincerely

Jareth Chode

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:15 PM

Weenie & Girthy seems like quite a catchy title for a children's show.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 21:15)
Weenie & Girthy seems like quite a catchy title for a children's show.

I'd say more like pet names that women would give to their boyfriend's manhood.

So that was actually in the IV in-game internet then? Dayum, that's pretty sweet.


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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:43 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 21:32)
So that was actually in the IV in-game internet then? Dayum, that's pretty sweet.

Heh, this proves that you do learn something new everyday.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:45 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 17:32)
QUOTE (LazyboyEight @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 21:15)
Weenie & Girthy seems like quite a catchy title for a children's show.

I'd say more like pet names that women would give to their boyfriend's manhood.

So that was actually in the IV in-game internet then? Dayum, that's pretty sweet.

Holy sh*t, I've never seen that - funny stuff. Does slamman know there is a shout out to him in IV?




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